MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[MsGhettoBooty]

Que bicho! And those girls, I can't believe they had the nerve to touch your man like that? How very odd, but I definitely would've done the same thing. Sean sounds cool, always preferable when they stay calm. Hope to meet up in November mami.

To be honest, I was surprised. Then again, the girl seemed wasted. I can't stand it when people can't handle their liquor. Bah! I definitely want to meet up with you in November, B.

Geez, you and I would have SO MUCH fun on a night out. It would probably end in someone being arrested but still a bitchin' time.

LMAO!!!!! I hear you there, girl! Then again, with how fast your ass can run... I'd end up getting caught and being arrested. hahaaaaaa!

-Sheryl

 

[Steve]

So ummm hey... when can we do that biting thing? LMAO!!-Sheryl[/COLOR]

Never! Look at your behavior. Hubby is probably worse. He would WHOOP my ass if I let you bite me!!!!

 

[Boam46]

What a night out in NYC!

Your ex sounds .... umm... well... wonderful... I had one very similar to him. I finally got up the courage to break up with him. So I went to his baseball team's practice, walked up to him, verbally ripped him a part... then punched him in the bridge of the nose hard enough for blood to start pouring out. Then i laughed turned around and left.

Bah! I truly am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I usually just ignore things until it gets bad. HOWEVER, you fack with my husband, I'll beat a bitch down. You fack with me, you better run. If anything... I'm an angel, darling.

Damn I'm just like you... I can really be the sweetest person... push me over the edge by fucking with me or someone I really care about... and damn your in trouble!

I wish there was a video of those two dumb Bizznatches running away like the little pussy's they are!

To be honest, I was surprised. Then again, the girl seemed wasted. I can't stand it when people can't handle their liquor. Bah! I definitely want to meet up with you in November, B.

People who can't handle their liquor and/or drugs can provide a lot of entertainment... well... and sometimes a bunch of scares. You ever see anyone O.D. or Detox/go through withdrawal.... That is some shizznit!


LMAO!!!!! I hear you there, girl! Then again, with how fast your ass can run... I'd end up getting caught and being arrested. hahaaaaaa!

I've run and gotten away a few times... the one time I did get caught. I was about 12 hanging out with a ton of older people roaming the streets. The cops wanted to bring me home and I started crying on cue and told them my parents would beat me if they brought me home They bought into it hard as hell... I told them some tale... got them to tear up... and then they drove me to my friends brother's apartment...ahhh memories! I was no innocent growing up

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Lucky me... I have a horrible head cold: scratchy throat, major headache, tight chest, stuffy noise, and zero sex drive. BAH! Looks like I'm going to be sleeping in tomorrow. No gym for me. That's quite alright. I need time to get better since next weekend is me and the homeboy for life's 3rd year anniversary. (Planning to spend the whole weekend at Darien Lake! Yippy!) So let's get on with my accomplishments so I can have Sean rub my feeties.. such a sweet man.

Workout:

40 mins Elliptical- IT Level 13
45 mins Weight Training: Legs (squats, lunges, machine work)
20 mins moderate walk

Meals:
Breakfast:
- small banana
- Breyer's Light Yogurt with 1c Kashi Go lean (340 cal)

Post Workout snack:
- nectarine
- Wellement's Whey Protein in 1c 1% milk

Snack:
- 1/2 whole wheat bagel with 1tb reduced fat cream cheese and 1tb sugar free jam (180 cal)

Lunch:
- 2 sundried tomato flatout wraps with turkey (lettuce, tomato, red onions and salsa)
- 1c 2% milk (430 cal)

snack:
- small banana
- whole wheat english muffin with 1tb peanut butter and 1tb sugar free jam
(300 cal)

dinner:
- homemade Irish stew (round beef, red potatoes, light lager, carrots, celery, onions) (620 cal)

Total Calories: 2,175 cal (1990-2340)
Notes: So I was telling Steve earlier that if I were a Transformer (Deceptacon) my name would be OmegaBootyTron. Hmmm... I can just picture it: a robot whose ass transforms into a parking lot. Oh wait... that doesn't sound all too good. HA! Nighty night, everyone. Don't go catching any god forsaken head colds and shit. Go Team, Smashing Pumpkins. (HA! I'm so last minute and lazy.)

-Sheryl

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

What a night out in NYC!

Your ex sounds .... umm... well... wonderful... I had one very similar to him. I finally got up the courage to break up with him. So I went to his baseball team's practice, walked up to him, verbally ripped him a part... then punched him in the bridge of the nose hard enough for blood to start pouring out. Then i laughed turned around and left.



They bought into it hard as hell... I told them some tale... got them to tear up... and then they drove me to my friends brother's apartment...ahhh memories! I was no innocent growing up

Awww yes... you're a vicious little thing, Jenna. That's why we love you so much! HA! As for you growing up innocent... ummmm errrrr... maybe in that camp pic you use as your avatar, but that's about it, lady! LOL

-Sheryl[/COLOR]

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Never! Look at your behavior. Hubby is probably worse. He would WHOOP my ass if I let you bite me!!!!

Jesus..... aren't you willing to take a risk at least? Bah... you're fired. You're no longer my favorite sexpert, Steve. Damn I've been let down... tee hee!

-Sheryl

 

[Boam46]

I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Gotta get feeling better for your weekend away... gotta get the sex drive back!

Sleeping in and a day off definitly will help... plus you don't want to work so hard that ass comes off... how would it be a parking lot then?!? ... that was a very poor image to put out there.... so many wrong thoughts went through my head!

GO TRANSFORMERS!!! ... I love that shit

 

[bikinibound]

Damn, girl! Steve is right. You could make a reality show--and a better one than most of the shit out there--by following your ass around...lol. How entertaining that would be.

Sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather. Take lots of vitamin C and get plenty of rest. I guess Paul gave you his cold. So apparently you DID go over to his place and cook for him.. Hope you kick that cold in the ass soon!

Omegabootytron!!!!!

Yeah, Jenna's about as innocent as a Hollywood hooker.

I dunno, Steve. I've seen a pic of Sheryl's H, and I think I'd back you in a fight..lmao

One last thing: Sheryl without a sex drive is like a night without stars...

 

[Steve]

Jesus..... aren't you willing to take a risk at least? Bah... you're fired. You're no longer my favorite sexpert, Steve. Damn I've been let down... tee hee!

-Sheryl

Fine.

I'm yours for the biting.

You shouldn't even ask. You are the dom. I am the sub. You just take. I don't have a choice.

Step up your dom-skills!

 

[Boam46]

Damn, girl! Steve is right. You could make a reality show--and a better one than most of the shit out there--by following your ass around...lol. How entertaining that would be.

Especially if its being used as a Parking Lot

Yeah, Jenna's about as innocent as a Hollywood hooker.

O0oo Man... I just don't even know what to say... at least I'm not a whore ... But Damn... HAhahaha!

I dunno, Steve. I've seen a pic of Sheryl's H, and I think I'd back you in a fight..lmao

Dem some fighting words... i wouldn't underestimate a pissed off Tall Irish Man

One last thing: Sheryl without a sex drive is like a night without stars...

... There has to be some sex drive...

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Damn, girl! Steve is right. You could make a reality show--and a better one than most of the shit out there--by following your ass around...lol. How entertaining that would be.

Sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather. Take lots of vitamin C and get plenty of rest. I guess Paul gave you his cold. So apparently you DID go over to his place and cook for him.. Hope you kick that cold in the ass soon!



One last thing: Sheryl without a sex drive is like a night without stars...

God... can you imagine me in a reality show? I would be constantly censored. HA! As for being sick... nah, I told Steve that I think I caught it in while NYC. That's what happens when I forget my damn SARS mask. And by the way... I almost pissed myself with that last comment, you bitch. Damn.. I must be getting old. Fucking incontinence. LMAO jk

Fine.

I'm yours for the biting.

You shouldn't even ask. You are the dom. I am the sub. You just take. I don't have a choice.

Step up your dom-skills!

Alright there, skippy.... now why in the fack did you have to go there!! Damnitt... I'm too sick to drive my ass to the damn gym, Steve! Grrrrrr! (By the way... I'll keep all perversions out of your diary.. I'll just PM them! LMAO)

... There has to be some sex drive...

Yah.. and that facker named Steve went and got it into overdrive now. The Bastard!!!! Freaking hot men telling me to bite them.. shit, I'd straight chew that motherfacker up! HA!

-S-Dawg

 

[bikinibound]

God... can you imagine me in a reality show? I would be constantly censored. HA! As for being sick... nah, I told Steve that I think I caught it in while NYC. That's what happens when I forget my damn SARS mask. And by the way... I almost pissed myself with that last comment, you bitch. Damn.. I must be getting old. Fucking incontinence. LMAO jk

Haha! I stole that line from the movie "Annie" back in the early 80s--with Carol Burnett as lush, Miss Hannigan. God I loved that movie. I think I'm gonna hafta rent it.

Alright there, skippy.... now why in the fack did you have to go there!! Damnitt... I'm too sick to drive my ass to the damn gym, Steve! Grrrrrr! (By the way... I'll keep all perversions out of your diary.. I'll just PM them! LMAO)

What?? We can post naughty things in Steve's diary anymore?? Just when it was getting interesting...And honey, if he gets you all revved up, just go and bite/fack Sean. That's what he's there for!!

Yah.. and that facker named Steve went and got it into overdrive now. The Bastard!!!! Freaking hot men telling me to bite them.. shit, I'd straight chew that motherfacker up! HA!

-S-Dawg

I think he would let you, too. He really seems to be getting into this sub thing. I think he'd like it if you got him a dog collar and a leash.

 

[Blancita]

LOL, I know I'd watch the "Its Sheryl in Upstate" and "Sheryl Goes to the Big City" show.

The cold probably did come from the city, I'm just getting over one that I caught from H who had it the prior week, and we only get sick once a year so definitely something going around. Hopefully not SARS however. Hope you feel better soon Dominai.

 

[Steve]

A leash...

hmmm, that I doubt.

I have too much pride for that...

At least I think!

Morning Sheryl.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

I think he would let you, too. He really seems to be getting into this sub thing. I think he'd like it if you got him a dog collar and a leash.

Bah.... he's too cute for a dog collar and leash. Personally speaking, only the ugly fackers wear them. HA! The handsome ones can roam free.. it's like "look, but you can't touch" for others. hahaaaa! I know.. I'm a sick bitch.

LOL, I know I'd watch the "Its Sheryl in Upstate" and "Sheryl Goes to the Big City" show.

The cold probably did come from the city, I'm just getting over one that I caught from H who had it the prior week, and we only get sick once a year so definitely something going around. Hopefully not SARS however. Hope you feel better soon Dominai.

When we were living in Hawaii they had an open audition for Survivor and all of my friends were telling me, "OMG you HAVE to try out!" I saw it like this, "I know I'm fat, but my ass is not going to be living on rats and crap, starving out in the fackin' boonies!" Instead they said, "Ummm no... we want you to try out, because you'd make that show funny as hell." OOOOOoooooh... damn me for being so weight sensitive. LOL!!

As for catching the cold... yah it was really muggy and hot that night, so heaven knows. Before I started taking care of myself I used to get sick maybe ummm... 4-6 times a year. I can proudly say this is the 1st in 6months. WOOHOO! I hope you're feeling better also, Mami. Dominai. HA! I love you, Claudia..

A leash...

hmmm, that I doubt.

I have too much pride for that...

At least I think!

Morning Sheryl.

hahaaa You're a riot. Morning, dollface.

-Sheryl

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

So since I'm at home due a headcold/ tightness of chest, I decided why not pull out some of my clothes and try them on. I haven't worn my BCBG jeans in almost 3 months, because I've been living in Adidas and Nike workout pants lately. haha These are my favorite "skinny jeans." Anywho, I pull them up and they are completely baggy. Yippy to losing weight, but damnitt.. those were my "ow, papi.. you like that ass" jeans.

I then head into my chest of "fun clothes." hahaaa! I find a pair of patent leather low rise jeans cut pants that was purchased from Lip Service Hollywood a few years back. (Size 11) 4 months ago, I couldn't get them up my thighs. Holy crappers... I slipped them over my bum with ease, zippered and buttoned them. WOOT!!! Lip Service runs smaller, so I was shocked. I called up Sean just to tell him about it, even though I sounded like a dude thanks to my cold. LOL!!! In honor of AmyRB, I did the "carlton dance" in my pants and 7" stiletto ho heels. LMAO!!!! I think if I lose 5 more pounds, it'll fit just perfect! YEHAWWWW!

-Sheryl

 

[Steve]

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Hahaaaaaaaa! Oh that made me snort. Hey.... I'm not doing a damn thing right now. Gimme a couple minutes. HA!

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

You just wanna drool over her ass, you assman!! Ever watch Seinfeld? If so, you'll know what I'm alluding to..

Sheryl, I know you're gonna humor Steve et al with some pics. But do it tomorrow when it's TLD, that way Jenna and I can drool, too.

Congrats on fitting into them there jeans! I'd do a dance in your honor, but I dance so horribly that it would be more like a dishonor..

 

[Steve]

Hahahaha. I do watch it. I should say did and still do.

And there will be no

Oops! Anyone have a napkin?!

Anyways, there will be no drooling around here.

I just want Sheryl to break out of her shell and shake what her mama gave her.