MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

MsGhettoBooty said:


Bah.... he's too cute for a dog collar and leash. Personally speaking, only the ugly fackers wear them. HA! The handsome ones can roam free.. it's like "look, but you can't touch" for others. hahaaaa! I know.. I'm a sick bitch.

Yes, you are literally today, a sick bitch...:rofl::rofl:

When we were living in Hawaii they had an open audition for Survivor and all of my friends were telling me, "OMG you HAVE to try out!" I saw it like this, "I know I'm fat, but my ass is not going to be living on rats and crap, starving out in the fackin' boonies!" Instead they said, "Ummm no... we want you to try out, because you'd make that show funny as hell." OOOOOoooooh... damn me for being so weight sensitive. LOL!!

You on Survivor would be the funniest one yet!! Only thing is, we wouldn't be able to understand much of what you said b/c that damn censor would bleep out ever other bleepin' word..lol. It'd be like watching the Osborns...:rofl::rofl:

-Sheryl
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Well, if not a collar and leash, how about some buttless leather chaps??:D
 
Steve said:
Hahahaha. I do watch it. I should say did and still do. Two words: Fusili Jerry.

And there will be no :drooling:

Oops! Anyone have a napkin?!

Anyways, there will be no drooling around here.

I just want Sheryl to break out of her shell and shake what her mama gave her. :p
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Yes, Sheryl is such a shy, shrinking violet. We really need to get her to cut loose.
 
Funny enough, Sean called me back and said, "Ummm hey... since I'm bored at work... how about you take a pic of you wearing them pants and heels... for boredom's sake." LOL Unfortunately, since it's raining and dark on this end, my camera phone resolution sucks. Oh well... maybe another time.

And just fyi.... men who wear buttless leather chaps are usually San Fran leather daddies, Kimberly. Ummmm yah... I don't think those will work with ol' boy here. LMAO!!! And bah... I am shy. :newangel:

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Funny enough, Sean called me back and said, "Ummm hey... since I'm bored at work... how about you take a pic of you wearing them pants and heels... for boredom's sake." LOL Unfortunately, since it's raining and dark on this end, my camera phone resolution sucks. Oh well... maybe another time.

And just fyi.... men who wear buttless leather chaps are usually San Fran leather daddies, Kimberly. Ummmm yah... I don't think those will work with ol' boy here. LMAO!!! And bah... I am shy. :newangel:

-Sheryl
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I think me and hubby would get along just fine, haha.

Steve = leather daddy

Hahahaha, I don't think so.
 
Steve said:
I think me and hubby would get along just fine, haha.

Steve = leather daddy

Hahahaha, I don't think so.
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Sean's really easy going and he's a big fan of the one handed beer hold/ ass grab. As for you being a "leather daddy"... ummm yah... that's definitely a no. haha Although... I have to say.... if you wore those bicep leather straps that would be HOT shit! HA!

-Sheryl

oh Oh... would you happen to know of any good hotels in the Philly area? I'm going to be there for the Cure concert and I need to start booking shite on this end. Thanks, shexy bum...
 
Oooh, assless chaps. My husband has some of those he used to wear before I made him get rid of the Harley. He still refuses to wear them in the bedroom. :(
 
AmyRB said:
Oooh, assless chaps. My husband has some of those he used to wear before I made him get rid of the Harley. He still refuses to wear them in the bedroom. :(
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Here's an idea.... take a watercolor marker and right "Harley" going along mid waist over your hips.... greet him naked and ask him, "Up for a Ride?" Ten bucks he'll put those badboys on.. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Sean's really easy going and he's a big fan of the one handed beer hold/ ass grab. As for you being a "leather daddy"... ummm yah... that's definitely a no. haha Although... I have to say.... if you wore those bicep leather straps that would be HOT shit! HA!

-Sheryl

oh Oh... would you happen to know of any good hotels in the Philly area? I'm going to be there for the Cure concert and I need to start booking shite on this end. Thanks, shexy bum...
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I never stay at hotels in the city. I have tons of friends that live in the city and I live not far from it.... so never a need.

That said, I'll find out.
 
Steve said:
I never stay at hotels in the city. I have tons of friends that live in the city and I live not far from it.... so never a need.

That said, I'll find out.
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Thanks, doll... the concert's being held at Wachovia. I'll do a bit of research on this end as well. Oh and by the way, what days are ACD (Assless Chaps Days) just incase I swing by to say hello and take a couple pix. HA!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Thanks, doll... the concert's being held at Wachovia. I'll do a bit of research on this end as well. Oh and by the way, what days are ACD (Assless Chaps Days) just incase I swing by to say hello and take a couple pix. HA!

-Sheryl
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I like the bicep leather straps better.

Would it be ok if I wear them instead?

Only them.
 
bikinibound said:
I think I'm gonna have to make a visit that day as well...:jump::jump: What's your address?? :rofl::rofl:
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Ha!

I can only imagine what the neighbors would be thinking. Me standing outside on the curb with my leather arm bands on greeting some guests.
 
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