MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Steve said:
Who's the mean one now, Sheryl? Knocking out old men and whatnot. Geez!

Have fun in the city!
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No Shit! And let's not forget that Thai kickboxing--that is totally violent. No wonder her H is willing to go at for 2hrs. He's probably afraid to say "no!!!" :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Have a great time in NYC today!! I'm so jealous. I would love to meet up with you and Blancita. That would be tons o' fun.
 


I'm soo jealous you get to go to the city. I grew up right next door and I've been in Boston for four years. Some day I'll live just outside NYC again... I miss it so!!

WTG knocking out creepy man... I've knocked out a few guys...its fun:rotflmao: Especially when I see their stunned face because I'm such a tiny girl (only 5') and I weighed a bit less back in those days too!
 
Boam46 said:


I'm soo jealous you get to go to the city. I grew up right next door and I've been in Boston for four years. Some day I'll live just outside NYC again... I miss it so!!

WTG knocking out creepy man... I've knocked out a few guys...its fun:rotflmao: Especially when I see their stunned face because I'm such a tiny girl (only 5') and I weighed a bit less back in those days too!
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The only time I've kicked a guy's ass (literally) was in a gay bar in Korea. This gay French guy was being a rude prick. So I kicked him in the ass (Tae Kwon Do kick). My H (bf at the time) was sitting at the bar, oblivious to what was going on behind him. Poor thing--he spent most of the night chain smoking in a dark corner, giving all the gay men dirty looks. I thought it was fackin' hilarious how uncomfortable he was....lmbo:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
The only time I've kicked a guy's ass (literally) was in a gay bar in Korea. This gay French guy was being a rude prick. So I kicked him in the ass (Tae Kwon Do kick). My H (bf at the time) was sitting at the bar, oblivious to what was going on behind him. Poor thing--he spent most of the night chain smoking in a dark corner, giving all the gay men dirty looks. I thought it was fackin' hilarious how uncomfortable he was....lmbo:rotflmao::rotflmao:
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Freakin Hilarious!!!:rotflmao:

Aww... now I miss gay bars/clubs in NYC. I had a lot of gay friends and I used to go with them all the time. It was great I didn't have any creepy men who felt because I was there they had the right to touch me LOL
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Oh hush.... I personally think you're shexy. I mean... if I was a lesbian, I'd hit on you. LOL!!!
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:eek:Why thank you I think - LOL - You have me laughin out loud - I actually said something alone the same line to Curvie girl - Oh I told her i wished I was a guy - ha ha ha!!! She is so damn cute!:eek:
 
well it looked like this

I bought mine from this website, but mine was a Grey color with white and it has a more shapely bust. Anyway its very pretty , and i miss fitting in it !!
 
Okay my fellow pervettes and hunky men... my ass is super tired, so I won't be posting today's accomplishments. However, even though I was a little tired from NYC the night before, I dragged my luscious ass over to the gym and cracked out 45 mins on the Arc Trainer doing Hill Intervals.. woohooo! I rode that bitch hard! HA! Anyways, I've got some pretty funny stuff to be said about NYC night (sorry I didn't get to see you, Claudia :( ), so I'll post it tomorrow. I'll also get to all of your posts and diaries. Alrighty... I'm off to slide into bed. Have a wonderful evening, everyone.

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Okay my fellow pervettes and hunky men... my ass is super tired, so I won't be posting today's accomplishments. However, even though I was a little tired from NYC the night before, I dragged my luscious ass over to the gym and cracked out 45 mins on the Arc Trainer doing Hill Intervals.. woohooo! I rode that bitch hard! HA! Anyways, I've got some pretty funny stuff to be said about NYC night (sorry I didn't get to see you, Claudia :( ), so I'll post it tomorrow. I'll also get to all of your posts and diaries. Alrighty... I'm off to slide into bed. Have a wonderful evening, everyone.

-Sheryl
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I'll bet you're too tired to post b/c you spent all day horseback riding..yeehaa! And I have to say that you need to cut back on that and start spending more time here entertaining me and the rest of us here at WLF...lol:rotflmao: You need to start putting our needs ahead of your own lusty desires...:rotflmao::rotflmao: Sleep tight my darling pervette, and we'll see you tomorrow...:beating:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Okay my fellow pervettes and hunky men... my ass is super tired, so I won't be posting today's accomplishments. However, even though I was a little tired from NYC the night before, I dragged my luscious ass over to the gym and cracked out 45 mins on the Arc Trainer doing Hill Intervals.. woohooo! I rode that bitch hard! HA! Anyways, I've got some pretty funny stuff to be said about NYC night (sorry I didn't get to see you, Claudia :( ), so I'll post it tomorrow. I'll also get to all of your posts and diaries. Alrighty... I'm off to slide into bed. Have a wonderful evening, everyone.

-Sheryl
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Damn! You can't get on the ArcTrainer without riding that bitch hard as hell!
Get some good sleep tonight so we can hear about your NYC antics tomorrow!

Lots of Love you little pervette!
 
Hi Sheryl!

Popping by diaries today before I get slammed here at work! I have only read a page or two, but obviously have a lot of make-up reading to do! LOL! Sounds like you are doing GREAT and having fun!

TTFN!

Beth
 
Steve said:
Who's the mean one now, Sheryl? Knocking out old men and whatnot. Geez!
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Bah... it's like this... he who touches The MegaBitch without permission will get his ass handed to him. Old or not.. you just don't go sticking your boy bits against a stranger's ass. hahaaa But honestly.. I'm a really nice girl. hahaaa

bikinibound said:
No Shit! And let's not forget that Thai kickboxing--that is totally violent. No wonder her H is willing to go at for 2hrs. He's probably afraid to say "no!!!"
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Muay Thai is sooo not violent. It's ummm therapeutic if anything. Besides, you work up a major sweat working on bags. (kicking, strikes, punches, etc) As for Sean... puh-lease.... there's no need to use violence in this relationship. This is the norm: Pick up Sean and drive home. He unlocks the door, I walk in then he follows. I wink. He gets the clue and 2 hrs of our time is booked. No answering phones or doors. Bone City!

Boam46 said:

WTG knocking out creepy man... I've knocked out a few guys...its fun. Especially when I see their stunned face because I'm such a tiny girl (only 5') and I weighed a bit less back in those days too!
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You're a tough chick, so that doesn't surprise me one damn bit! LOL

bikinibound said:
The only time I've kicked a guy's ass (literally) was in a gay bar in Korea. This gay French guy was being a rude prick. So I kicked him in the ass (Tae Kwon Do kick). My H (bf at the time) was sitting at the bar, oblivious to what was going on behind him. Poor thing--he spent most of the night chain smoking in a dark corner, giving all the gay men dirty looks.
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Gay french men... ass kicking... korean gay bars? WOOT! Thanks for throwing all of that into my diary, you mean bitch. LOL HA! You know... I could sooooo say something mean about French men, but I don't want to offend anyone.... so I'll probably just PM it your way! LMAO

fayefaye5 said:
well it looked like this

I bought mine from this website, but mine was a Grey color with white and it has a more shapely bust. Anyway its very pretty , and i miss fitting in it !!
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Oh God... I love FairyGothMother!!! And Black Rose in Camden! Eeeps! They have great fetish gear... and don't you frett, you'll get back into it, girl! Hell.. a corset that beautiful? Damn right you're going to get back into it even if I have to keep pushing you to keep losing, faye! LOL

-Sheryl

 
Traffic.... Annoying "Britneys"... and The Asshole Ex: A Night in NYC

Alrighty... so this past Saturday, Sean decided to drive us to NYC to see my girlfriend, Karen. Karen aka Maki, who is now one of NYC's hottest cyber goth models, said that we should meet up at a club called Pyramids near 6th and 7th St. I was also planning to meet up with Blancita, but unfortunately we didn't get to leave Binghamton until later in the afternoon, so heaven knows when our asses we get there. BAH! (We left Binghamton at 3:30pm or so and didn't get to The Holland Tunnel (Tunnel going into Manhattan) until almost 9pm. It should have taken us about 3 hrs to get there, but you just gotta love assholes who don't know how to drive. Traffic was HORRENDOUS! (I mean really.. how difficult is it to realize when tolls say "Cash Only" they actually really mean it or do they think they'll be an exception to the rule? Fuckers.) So we get to the east side and we're driving around, trying to find parking on the street. Cars are bumper to bumper, so whatever parking is available, we're going to snag it. Bingo! We find one just out of luck. Luckily for me I've been doing a lot of walking, because DAMNITT... it was a 1.5 mile trek to the damn club!

So we're sitting in the car and I decide I better start changing my clothes. We're going to a goth club, so I decide to wear something a bit fetishy: A black fitted baby tee that reads "Get Waisted," a mico mini pleated "school girl skirt", black leggings, an underbust corset, and a pair of my 6" platformed Pennangalan boots. (I'm short, so I could use ALL the height I can get) hahaaa! So we hop out of the car and holy crap was it muggy and hot!

We head towards the club and that's where the first incident occurs. We're standing at the light when all of a sudden I hear the most annoying female voice, "OMG what a nice ass!" I then see my husband lunge forward. Did that girl just grab my husband? I turn around and she's laughing with her gfs, "Oops.. sorry! Couldn't help it!" Sean just shakes his head and tells me to calm down. I'm thinking to myself, "I can't blame her.. but I'll let that slide... for now." We're walking, then Sean jumps again. "OOoOOooh perky!" I turn around, grab her by her face, and shove her directly against a piss foul wall. "Touch my husband one more time and I'll break your tore up Britney spears looking ass in two. Do I make myself clear?" She and her girlfriends run. BAH! Silly whores.


2nd Incident: We get to the club and find out it's 80s night upstairs and goth/ industrial/ ebm music downstairs. I spent most of the night upstairs since I'm a big ol' 80s music lover. (even though I love goth music) Maki and I are outside talking when suddenly I hear, "Wow.... I love freaky girls." I turn around and holy crap, what a small world, it's my ex. Alright... some of you might know, I had an ex who lived in Manhattan. He WAS a great guy until he went and became a certified personal trainer or at least he thought he was. (He was a certified douche.) After he became a CPT he treated me like crap and would say things to hurt me with the hopes of making me lose weight. He would say shit like, "You would be so much prettier if you were skinny." Needless to say, I'm dumped his ass. Anywho... he sees me (50 lbs smaller) and he just stares for a good minute. "Sheryl... is that you?" "No, mother fucker... I'm the boogie man.. yes it's me." He got all excited and tried to hug me. Instead, I just moved his hands off of me and shook my head no. He goes into this huge story of how he went back into the stock market.. yaddah yaddah... and how much he grew up after "we parted ways..." and how I was the only girl who treated him right.. blah fuckin blah. "Don't waste your breath, Arch." "By the way... I take it you finally listened to me about taking charge of your life... I'm so proud of you, Sheryl." Every inch of me was straining, because I wanted to punch his face in, but I held back. "Actually no, Arch... everything you said made me realize how shallow of a cocksucker you truly were and after what you just said, I see things never change. You had no influence in me losing weight." He starts laughing, because he thought I was joking. "But really.. can I get a hug? You look fine, girl!" It seems while I was talking to him, my gf went to get Sean. (Sean's not a trouble maker like me.. he's actually the calm one. haha) Sean walks out, wraps his arm around me, kisses my cheek, and just smiles at the ex with his free hand extended, "Hey.. how's it going? I'm Sean.. Sheryl's husband. Nice to meet you." The ex walked away without even giving Sean a handshake. How rude. :D


There were a few good things that came out of going to NYC. I was able to spend time with Karen. We've known one another for 8 years and she's pretty much family to me. Me and Sean watched 2 Britneys try to dance sexy on a gogo dancing platform and fall off. HA! I've been offered by two fetish photographers who were at the club to be in a couple photoshoots. (Which IS AWESOME!!!!) I was also offered a job as a goth go go dancer. (Ummm no thanks, but it was a a kind offer.) I was also asked by the manager if I was interested in taking photos for the club's website. (Told him I wasn't sure about that, because I don't live near NYC.) I got a free boot shining by some foot fetish perv. LOL All in all, it was good fun. The next time I'll be in NYC will probably be in the beginning of November with my baby sister. We'll see.....

-Sheryl
 
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Geez, there should be cameras following your ass.... always drama.

You ex sounds like a real cool guy.

That's how all us personal trainers are. We realize that a person's worth is determined by how they look.

Ha!

Right.

He's an idiot.
 
Steve said:
Geez, there should be cameras following your ass.... always drama.
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Bah! I truly am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I usually just ignore things until it gets bad. HOWEVER, you fack with my husband, I'll beat a bitch down. You fack with me, you better run. If anything... I'm an angel, darling. :newangel:

So ummm hey... when can we do that biting thing? LMAO!!

-Sheryl
 
Que bicho! And those girls, I can't believe they had the nerve to touch your man like that? How very odd, but I definitely would've done the same thing. Sean sounds cool, always preferable when they stay calm. Hope to meet up in November mami.
 
Geez, you and I would have SO MUCH fun on a night out. It would probably end in someone being arrested but still a bitchin' time.
 
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