Journey, Not A Destination

Hairy? Honestly, I like my men smooth. I don't like having my teeth flossed while biting their nipples. James... you're an exception. I'd shave right around your nipples.
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I was all ready to post an angry reply... but you coverd your bases... and I now want to cover YOUR bases.

Ummmm... if your beaver's pink, then we need to take your ass to the gyno, ma
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ummm... Call me old fashioned, but I didn't know they came in other colors... I've certainly never seen any other color, and I've just about filled the four corners of my interracial bingo card... We're not captain kirk bangin the green women of mars or whatever. You've heard the expression "They're all pink on the inside" right?

Now, I'm kinda interested... if I wasn't at work, I'd do some research...
 
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For those who are new and reading, I have nothing to do with the perversion that goes on in this journal. It's a magnet for perverts and as much as I've tried in the past, there's nothing I can do.
 
Wait, so actions speak louder than words?

Damn!

Anyhoo, I'm leaving any moment to go to one of our secretary's homes. She's prepared a Christmas feast for the office. Surf and turf with all kinds of h'orderves and desserts.

Time to get fat.

I think I'll weigh myself right after too and get all upset with my lack of progress! :p
 
I can't enjoy myself via alcohol, unfortunately.

I have to drive and I want to make it to the gym yet this evening. Alcohol and gym don't mix well with me.
 
I'm combining two meals into one.... so hopefully.

I can lift full.

I can't lift drunk.

Well I can, but I just won't go. I'll be too tempted to go out and have a good time instead.
 
I'm combining two meals into one.... so hopefully.

I can lift full.
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Bleugh... gross... I'm an empty stomach lifter, in a big way. The most I can have before any form of a workout is a PBJ... anything more than that, and I'm catchin a trashcan.
 
I hope you and yours have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

:hug2:

I look forward to all of the help/knowledge you'll be offering after C-Mas to help people like me get back on track! lol

Will we pay by the hour, or just supply you with protein powder and straws?

;)
 
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