Journey, Not A Destination

Hey for your information, it's difficult being in Hawaii right now. I woke up at 6am to take a hike up into the mountains. (5 mins from mom and dad's) Let me tell you... I was sweating so badly and well lucky for me, those tradewinds were blowing. I could have died from dehydration, you know???

So... how's that ice and snow treating you? I envy you right about now. Oh how I miss shoveling snow out of my drive way or having to wear 10 layers of clothes to keep warm.
 
Fuck you.

And FYI, we did not get snow and ice. We dodged the bullet!! :p

I hope a sea turtle eats you.
 
Stop... it's too early in the morning for me to whack off. You know me, I'm ALL for dirty talk. However, I'm not down with getting "eatin'" by some damn sea turtle, you pervert!!!!!


As for the ice and snow... just for that, pardon me while I go speak with my countless Hawaiian Gods so they can coordinate something with your God. Hmmm... expect to see some by next week.
 
OMG I've missed the banter between you two. You're like a perverted Hepburn and Tracy. :D

Hmmm...a watermelon bra eh? I always pictured you in a cocunut bra--but I guess there aren't any coconuts big enough to encase those HUGE bitches. :biggrinjester:

Oh, I'm getting totally turned on. It is TLD, you know. :drool5:
 
I can change your rep for you, hehehehehe.

And let's be seroius.... nobody on this site should even be close to my awesomeness.
 
Oh my....

You do realize this is a moderator's journal, no?

I heard he is amazingly strict and uptight. There's a good chance you'll get banned for this.
 
yeah, dongs are one thing... they're hillarious, and look like sharpeis... goin towards the hoo-hah is just inappropriate.
 
James... a sharpei? So you're rocking a ton of extra skin and it has slanty eyes? (I don't need to get into the drooling bit.) Wtf, man? Are you smuggling a Chinese old midget in your boxers?

For those interested, here's Steve and I hanging out in Maui yesterday. Him and that hat/ grass skirt... too damn cute...



- Sheryl
 
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