Journey, Not A Destination

I always knew Sheryl liked her men dark, hairy and neanderthalish. I was disappointed, however, in not seeing her in the grass skirt/watermelon bra getup. :drool5:

Ha! If Sheryl hasn't been banned for the things she's posted in this uptight mod's diary, well, I think I'm safe.

And Steve, the only thing uptight about you is the mankini string riding up your hairy ass. :biggrinjester:
 
bikinibound said:
I always knew Sheryl liked her men dark, hairy and neanderthalish. I was disappointed, however, in not seeing her in the grass skirt/watermelon bra getup. :drool5:
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Dark? Ummm.... what part of "I love the whiteboys" do you not understand? I honestly think it's the Chinese hooker in me that digs the white meat.

Hairy? Honestly, I like my men smooth. I don't like having my teeth flossed while biting their nipples. James... you're an exception. I'd shave right around your nipples.

Neanderthalish? As much as the protruding brow ridge can be a real turn on, I'm going to have to go with.... hell fackin' no.
 
I have come to the conclusion that I have a tendency to want to kiss various things....





I'm thinking about making this picture my PETA Sponsored Christmas card.

This was taken in Chinatown and the dirty Chinese butcher came out and said, "Arwww.. you pretty vietnamee grl.. I kiss you, ahney. (honey)" HAHAHAAA! My dad about pissed himself.
 
Steve said:
I DO NOT have a hairy ass.
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Has the mankini string rubbing against it for so long removed all the hair? Impressive.

Originally Posted by MsGhettoBooty:
Dark? Ummm.... what part of "I love the whiteboys" do you not understand? I honestly think it's the Chinese hooker in me that digs the white meat.

Hairy? Honestly, I like my men smooth. I don't like having my teeth flossed while biting their nipples. James... you're an exception. I'd shave right around your nipples.

Neanderthalish? As much as the protruding brow ridge can be a real turn on, I'm going to have to go with.... hell fackin' no.
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Well, either you secretly have a thing for the dark, hairy and neanderthalish or else Steve is lying about not having a hairy ass. :biggrinjester:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
I have come to the conclusion that I have a tendency to want to kiss various things....





I'm thinking about making this picture my PETA Sponsored Christmas card.

This was taken in Chinatown and the dirty Chinese butcher came out and said, "Arwww.. you pretty vietnamee grl.. I kiss you, ahney. (honey)" HAHAHAAA! My dad about pissed himself.
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Hahahaha, this cracked me up!

And what the fuck is wrong with you?
 
bikinibound said:
Sheryl, the next time you get the urge to kiss something pink and hairy, you can kiss my beaver instead. :smilielol5::smilielol5:
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Ummmm... if your beaver's pink, then we need to take your ass to the gyno, ma. HA!! Oh and if it's hairy, let me corn row it, then tear it off with a single yank.

Steve said:
Hahahaha, this cracked me up!

And what the fuck is wrong with you?
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I don't have a fucking clue, but man.... when that Chinese butcher came out wearing his bloody apron and holding a cleaver, I thought he was going to chop my tits off for kissing his pig. HAHAHAA!!!!
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Ummmm... if your beaver's pink, then we need to take your ass to the gyno, ma. HA!! Oh and if it's hairy, let me corn row it, then tear it off with a single yank.
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Ummm..what color is it supposed to be? Purple? white girl pussies are pink, duh.

No, there will be no corn rows--it's not long enough--and certainly no yanking! Ouch! My beaver is delicate. :biggrinjester:
 
bikinibound said:
Ummm..what color is it supposed to be? Purple? white girl pussies are pink, duh.
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Ummm.... errrr..... should I....? Should I really go there? Hmmm....







Yah... why the fuck not. Sorry, but I can't relate, because every white pussy I've seen was left black and blue after I was through playing "Ovary Boxing." Happy TLD, pinky. HAHAA!!!

-Sheryl (Mighty Fisting Fury)
 
Look... I was pretending to be a rabutan tree in the middle of chinatown with the hopes of old chinese men groping my juicy red fruit. Muahahahaaaa! I'll do whatever it takes to get goosed in a crowded environment.



:D
 
MsGhettoBooty said:

Ummm.... errrr..... should I....? Should I really go there? Hmmm....


Yah... why the fuck not. Sorry, but I can't relate, because every white pussy I've seen was left black and blue after I was through playing "Ovary Boxing." Happy TLD, pinky. HAHAA!!!

-Sheryl (Mighty Fisting Fury)
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Then you better stay away from mine then. Mine's too tight for fisting. :biggrinjester:

And why was your fruit red? Got a rash, honey? That's what happens when you let pervy old Chinese men finger your fruit. :biggrinjester:

Oh, and your rep comment was "spot" on. :D
 
Steve said:
Hahahahaha, I truly didn't experience the real Hawaii when I was there.

Dammit!
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Well... I don't think you'd get away with kissing a piggy or pretending to be a tree in the middle of C-town. Now.. if you were short and female, then maybe... just maybe that's a possibility. ;)
bikinibound said:
Then you better stay away from mine then. Mine's too tight for fisting. :biggrinjester:
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You're not bi, so I wouldn't do that to you. Sheesh....

Too tight, eh? So... what's your porn star name: Twatania Vicegrip? Mine's "XieXie Bangkok with the Kung Fu Grip Pussy That Squeaks When I Walk." Yes.. I use the entire name, because if I left out the last part, I would never get hired for adult movies. You know men and their interest in "the bizarre."

-Sheryl
 
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