This Trucker Fights Back

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MsGhettoBooty said:
Now now. Tits don't make a girl. However, a nice rack and a big ass makes the world go round, you know what I'm saying? Also... you already know, I'm a goddamn brainiac with gorgeous lips (beat that, Angelina Jolie) an amazing sense of humor.... oh and I can throw a bitch in a half Nelson, make him scream for his mama, then later have him begging for my number.

Oh and I look AWESOME in a strapon. :D HAHAHAAA!!!
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Damn woman, you're good! :D

MsGhettoBooty said:
I am the Queen Fag Hag of Hawaii, homeboy and let me tell you, you don't even have to ask them. They'll make drinking from a straw sexual. Believe dat.
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Word. Gay men are more than happy to share their secrets with us fag hags. And they can make just about anything look sexual. I just luv 'em!

MsGhettoBooty said:
Hey if someone wants to really learn how to give an awesome BJ.... they need to go to Chinatown and watch the old Filipino women sucking on toscani (large cigars). They're straight PROS. Word.

-HHB
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Can't say that I've ever seen that, but the visual is coming in loud and clear, sistah :biggrinjester:
 
I_love_muscle said:
Word. Gay men are more than happy to share their secrets with us fag hags. And they can make just about anything look sexual. I just luv 'em!
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Gawd, but this makes me miss Art School! Had a bunch of gay friends back then. Several of the guys I work with are gay too, but we don't exactly get much of a chance to sit around and compare notes on fellatio. Crying shame, really. :willy_nilly:
 
wishes said:
Thats cause i am, thats why T2 is fapping away right now at my pussy photos :p
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Exotic pussy just does it for me. What can I say ??

AFTR, the closest gay experience I ever had was our local Mall pecker checker. Now I just hold it and whiz elsewhere. Yes, I get it girls and gay guys are hot chocolate and marshmellows.
 
Curvie Girlie said:
And Randy--check out my diary, I stuck a few pictures from today in my cool purple cords :)
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You're so sculptured. You really, really make me hate my age :banghead:

Smushed bunny butt !! roflmaoooooo

You look great, dear. Hard work always pays off !!

Now if we can just get Phoenyx out in the sun.... *ducks*

She looks fab, too. She knows this :p
 
T2 Trucker said:
You're so sculptured. You really, really make me hate my age :banghead:

Smushed bunny butt !! roflmaoooooo

You look great, dear. Hard work always pays off !!

Now if we can just get Phoenyx out in the sun.... *ducks*

She looks fab, too. She knows this :p
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Getting me out in the sun just makes me burn. Ah well... that's what SPF 50 is for. :biggrinjester:

Curvie Girlie said:
Phoenyx is HOT!

Aww so sweet--that's what tons of Yoga will do to you! Hey here's one more--JUST FOR YOU! :D
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Speaking of hot... no smushed bunny butt in that pic. Dang, girl! :reddevil:
 
I shall have to make it a point to get one posted here soon. Its still a work in progress, but looks a lot better than it did a few months ago.
 
Every diary should be as blessed to be ass-hijacked like this one.

So sorry for you left coaster working stiffs but drink number one is being poured now. Catch me if you can ;)

Fear not, no car keys here. Soooooo glad '08 is outta here !!
 
T2 Trucker said:
Every diary should be as blessed to be ass-hijacked like this one.

So sorry for you left coaster working stiffs but drink number one is being poured now. Catch me if you can ;)

Fear not, no car keys here. Soooooo glad '08 is outta here !!
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I was home all day today and could have started any time I wanted... but I decided to wait until my husband got home. Just finished with drink #1... a Jack Daniel's Old Fashioned. Yum. :willy_nilly:

Probably tackle a Tennessee Apple next.
 
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