This Trucker Fights Back

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T2 Trucker said:
Gah, sex on the rag ?? Pass.
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there are ways around the eww dude, clearly you havnt had a nice little chat to the woman of the trade who cant afford to take a week off every month, nor let their clients know that its that time of month :)

But that aside, in all my years, i can only say that sex is by far better when its with somebody you been with long term, and are in love with. Because you each know what the other wants, and you dont have that shyness thing going on.

Of course on that note, nothing beats the constant 'surprised' look at the size of your cock that a blow up doll can give you :)
 
speaking of blow up doll jokes ....

I bought your xmas present 2 day, its a blow up doll, but when i blew it up, it went down on me. So im keepin it :)
 
wishes said:
sheep arnt that much quieter mate ... trust me ... im from NZ, we know a lot about sheep! (both latex and real!)
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If any of those sheep are named 'Dolly', I'd be very, very concerned that there's some truth to all this :willy_nilly:

bethann1156 said:
sex, sheep, blow up dolls...ummm, I just stumbled in to wish ya a Merry Christmas Randy! :D
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Internet sexual entertainment is a multi-billion dollar industry. I'm just glad to be part of it :)

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Phoenyx said:
EWwwee.... that's wooly wooly baaaaaad. :biggrinjester:
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Phonetically, that translated like you had something in your mouth....

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I_love_muscle said:
Sheep are much more docile, too :)

That's why you engage in irrumatio on the doll. Hard to talk when your mouth is full ...
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You're not helping me sort if I should buy a doll or a sheep. Make a conviction so I can, too.

Curvie Girlie said:
Party hardy tomorrow, Randy! :party:
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:cheers2:

I can't outdo last night. Ugh, 6am made for a looooong drinking night. I'm pretty wobbly right now. When will I ever learn to not drink on an empty belly ??!!

My parents house is a pretty safe haven on Xmas eve. Just beer and wine in a calm atmosphere. Really, no one in my family drinks to get hammered like I do. With driving involved, I'll honor the one beer an hour rule. And on that note, tonight is weigh in since that's where the scale is.

Of course, if this rain doesn't hurry up and erase the ice from this morning, I won't be going anywhere.
 
T2 Trucker said:
You're not helping me sort if I should buy a doll or a sheep. Make a conviction so I can, too.
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I've always believed that warm flesh is superior to blow-up dolls and blow-up sheep, but whatever floats your boat, baby :)

So in answer to your question, I'd be partial to the sheep, mostly because I'm not fond of that surprised look the human blow-up dolls present to me. I could always blindfold them, though :p
 
T2 Trucker said:
When will I ever learn to not drink on an empty belly ??!!
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I suppose it's better than going crazy on drunk munchies!

T2 Trucker said:
Really, no one in my family drinks to get hammered like I do. With driving involved, I'll honor the one beer an hour rule.
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Oh good for you. As a professional (being in the industry and knowing the etiquette and seeing people spiral out of control inappropriately, and yes, having been there myself) I give you kudos for not being "the drunk in the family", or at least, not THEN, heh!
 
I_love_muscle said:
I've always believed that warm flesh is superior to blow-up dolls and blow-up sheep, but whatever floats your boat, baby :)

So in answer to your question, I'd be partial to the sheep, mostly because I'm not fond of that surprised look the human blow-up dolls present to me. I could always blindfold them, though :p
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Well, human validation is pretty much foregone, unless of course, you have an account at www-beastiality.com. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand. I just don't think you have one there, tho.



Curvie Girlie said:
I suppose it's better than going crazy on drunk munchies!

Oh good for you. As a professional (being in the industry and knowing the etiquette and seeing people spiral out of control inappropriately, and yes, having been there myself) I give you kudos for not being "the drunk in the family", or at least, not THEN, heh!
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Well, er, uh, dare I say, I've always been the black sheep of the family. I hate myself for the timing of saying that. I'm sure I just opened up more shearing ops in my diary.

And yes, I was too drunk to eat last night/morn. I woulda threw up for sure. The only thing spiral here is the ham I bought for my poor neighbor so she can provide a xmas dinner for her mentally challenged daughter.

I also got her a box of scalloped potatoes, a bag of frozen corn, brown-n-serve rolls and a frozen cherry pie.

See, I'm not such a bad guy, after all.
 
T2 Trucker said:
Well, human validation is pretty much foregone, unless of course, you have an account at www-beastiality.com. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand. I just don't think you have one there, tho.

Well, er, uh, dare I say, I've always been the black sheep of the family. I hate myself for the timing of saying that. I'm sure I just opened up more shearing ops in my diary.

And yes, I was too drunk to eat last night/morn. I woulda threw up for sure. The only thing spiral here is the ham I bought for my poor neighbor so she can provide a xmas dinner for her mentally challenged daughter.

I also got her a box of scalloped potatoes, a bag of frozen corn, brown-n-serve rolls and a frozen cherry pie.

See, I'm not such a bad guy, after all.
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No, that's one site I don't have an account on :D

I was also the black sheep of the family ... but I'm not going to go sheepish on ewe ... however, I did send you a pair of velcro gloves for Xmas. Apparently, they help you to hang on to the sheep better :p

Merry Xmas, T2 ;)
 
T2 Trucker said:
Internet sexual entertainment is a multi-billion dollar industry. I'm just glad to be part of it :)
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OoooOoOoh I knew there would be filth in this diary. And I couldn't agree with you more, so why in the fuck are our perverted asses sitting at home and not making billions doing what we do best: being nasty pervs? Have your people call my people, but leave the sheep out of it.







We're Moose Loving kind of people. ;) Oh btw... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, you pervy bastard! Love you, Randy Man!

-S Dawg
 
Merry Xmas Randy.

Eat like a pig, drink like a bitch, forget about calories - cause we can burn em all off next year :)

Have a great one! (no thats not a psych out either, i generally mean go and have a fucking good time!)
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


OoooOoOoh I knew there would be filth in this diary. And I couldn't agree with you more, so why in the fuck are our perverted asses sitting at home and not making billions doing what we do best: being nasty pervs? Have your people call my people, but leave the sheep out of it
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I'm working on the money-making aspect of our pleasantly pleasing perversions :D

Believe me. Kink/fetish/nude photography makes money. BIG money.
 
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