This Trucker Fights Back

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Congrats man for the awesome weekend. And lucky you for getting to go to the game! I got to see the eagles win the nfc championship game a few years back and it was amazing.
 
due to the inevitable stubbles a long the way. :)

You know it. I gotta shave every single day now :mad:

sorry about the scale though..

I take full responsibility for it. Must. Try. Harder.

We both know (Lena too) how great the peeps on here can be for us!

Yeppers, Val. You gals keep lacing my diary with stellar tits and ass avvies, so yeah, you're all great for me!!

Congrats man for the awesome weekend.

It's like I woke up last Friday with a 4-leaf clover wedged in my ass and it didn't fall out until Monday. I was so hoping for an all-Pa. Super Bowl.

My ears are still ringing from Sunday. Just wow.
 
It's like I woke up last Friday with a 4-leaf clover wedged in my ass and it didn't fall out until Monday. I was so hoping for an all-Pa. Super Bowl.

My ears are still ringing from Sunday. Just wow.

The image I don't need...

The sentiment I agree with...

And I was definitely hoping for Philly to pull it out, cuz that woulda been cool, but...

I'll be pulling for the Steelers in this next contest. I'm an AFC guy by nature, and the Steelers have been a solid competitor with my Patriots in the playoffs for many years now. I support solid competition, even if it isn't my team in the front.
 
Doors have opened, planets have aligned, the seas parted and I'm a better man for all my efforts. The happiest of men ?? no, but I just have to keep beating that drum that I've been marching with. I now know one missed note ruins the song only for a second but if you stop the music altogether, the silence echoes a hundred times louder.

That's just beautiful, Randy ...
 
Ya, I was really pulling for an all PA superbowl too. It would've been fantastic. Eagles had to go and suck it up big time.
 
The image I don't need...

Sorry, man. I can assure you it's an old poker saying I inherited from like back in the mid 70's. That and others, too. Pre-internet poker was some kind of era in character and in verse. It's no surprise what you become or say late into a 48 hour session.

Looking back, I was pretty blessed to have learned poker from the truly 'old schoolers'. Goodness, they're almost all dead now - and missed :(

That's just beautiful, Randy ...

Thank you. Can I smell your hair ?? :p

*Stumbles

Lol
I am not good
At spelling.

Good Grief.

Yeah but you should shave too. :D

haha. I didn't even notice the misspelling. I took it metaphorically and replied in the same manner. It worked out ok, imo.

I shave my face every other or two day(s) in the winter. It doesn't make much sense unless I'm going out in public. As much time as I spend outside here, I'll take the stubble over clean-shaven during the cold.

I haven't shaved my legs since Nov. 1st.

Ya, I was really pulling for an all PA superbowl too. It would've been fantastic. Eagles had to go and suck it up big time.

Yeah, I really thought the Eagles had it in the bag in the second half. I guess you and me have to settle for our state bookend slightly mediocre hockey teams making a splash for bragging rights. I reckon the Orange Crush will be playoff bound, the Pens, I dunno. With Crosby back, we did manage to win a game but he was sorely missed.


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Random shit:

Last two days, I've been fairly busy and expending lots of energy. I plum ran out of shoveling room here if'n we had another snow storm. I dedicated about 9 hours to moving my snow piles further down the property. Two large workouts indeed (for me). We couldn't pull out of the driveway safely because the walls of snow were too high not to mention I couldn't pile it any higher, anyway.

Kinda reminiscence of a drill sargeant making a bad recruit moving 'that pile of dirt from over there to here'. Yeah, I coulda waited it out and let it melt down (no time soon tho) but I was blessed for the workouts.

And in between all this, I had to open up my neighbor's drains - which led to my own clogging. She built up so much hair and guck that when the temps went below zero, the water froze solid. So it's taken a couple tries but we finally got all that shit dealt with. All I can smell is vinegar in here using the home remedy of that and baking soda with boiling water. A real economical way to clean out gooey pipes. I also wrapped the pipes in foamy shit, too. I gave her two drain screens and a tongue lashing with emphasis on "use these fucking things".

I have to buy some mouse traps. Not the first time they've showed up when the ground get frozen and the snow so deep, they have to seek out new food sources - but the little bastard chewed a hole in my walnut and almond container so now they have to die.


Time to shower for a pop-up invite for lunch with Reba. That made my day to get that call. I hope she doesn't get mad when I have coffee only. I can't eat this early ever.

Wow, I think I drank too much coffee today /end rant.

Peace and happy days.
 
How nice of you to help your neighbor with her drains! :) I specifically told Barre that we needed protective screens over the bathroom drain because my hair is like, 3 feet long, ha!

Glad you have workouts to do despite the weather. Shoveling snow must be killer--be sure to lay down and twist your spine to stretch--you don't want no herniated disks or anything!
 
Randy, of course I'll let you smell my hair :)

Nice work on the drains. You're hired :D Actually, now that you've told me what to do, you've rendered yourself redundant :p

Good luck with Reba!!!!!

All the best to you, Randy :)
 
How nice of you to help your neighbor with her drains! :) I specifically told Barre that we needed protective screens over the bathroom drain because my hair is like, 3 feet long, ha!

Glad you have workouts to do despite the weather. Shoveling snow must be killer--be sure to lay down and twist your spine to stretch--you don't want no herniated disks or anything!

WoW!! 3 feet ?!? Now that would make some serious drain snakes *shudders at that job* I think I'd need 151 Vinegar and Baking Soda PLUS for that.

ah, you yoga chicks are gold. See, I woulda never thought of warm-ups :.puzzledlook.: I just think of warm weather and not much else. Rumor has it we may hit 40 here Friday. That's a deck walk, for sure :)

Randy, of course I'll let you smell my hair :)

Nice work on the drains. You're hired :D Actually, now that you've told me what to do, you've rendered yourself redundant :p

Good luck with Reba!!!!!

All the best to you, Randy :)

Girl, I've been rendered by the best. Thanks for adding your name to the list, tho :p

Lunch was ok. Kind words recapping last weekend was a great relief. You never know after-the-fact, sometimes. I guess I have to make this weekend count if I want another lap on the rebounder sex curcuit.

Turns out Reba will be gone for two weeks vacationing and about the time she gets back, I'm southbound, hammer down to Florida. I earned the 'private cell number' already - to stay in touch. I guess 'being me' hasn't been detrimental to much of anything, so far. I think she digs me. Time will tell...

I think we're still doing the 'low and slow' approach. I'm doing my best to show I'm one cool cucumber. She's not ready for me blurting out "I wanna fuck you, here and now" even tho I wanna :)
 
hey Randy, I am randy today. Fucking hormones. Good thing my boyfriend is ready and geared up for me! Heh heh. Sorry Reba is vacationing, but sooner or later you two will probably get to the point where the sexual demands will only spice things up. Today I called PZ,

"PZ! You home yet?"
"Yes, I'm home, just lying here on my bed."
"Ahh, perfect! Cause I'm hornier than a mutherfucka!"
PZ: long, deep, sexy laugh
 
hey Randy, I am randy today. Fucking hormones. Good thing my boyfriend is ready and geared up for me! Heh heh. Sorry Reba is vacationing, but sooner or later you two will probably get to the point where the sexual demands will only spice things up. Today I called PZ,

"PZ! You home yet?"
"Yes, I'm home, just lying here on my bed."
"Ahh, perfect! Cause I'm hornier than a mutherfucka!"
PZ: long, deep, sexy laugh


haha, thx for the eHarmony moment. Geezus Christ. You were typing this as I was wiki'n myofascial release. I was lurking your gasmic text in ILM's diary and I just had to know wtf that was. I thought it was a 'money shot' I never heard of.

Silly me :banghead:

Hey, never too old to learn, right ?!?

May you wake up tomorrow sore and smiling. That's my wish to you, Val :)
 
haha, thx for the eHarmony moment. Geezus Christ. You were typing this as I was wiki'n myofascial release. I was lurking your gasmic text in ILM's diary and I just had to know wtf that was. I thought it was a 'money shot' I never heard of.

Silly me :banghead:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Leave it to you, you dirty ol man! :smilielol5: Thanks for the well wishing :)
 
Girl, I've been rendered by the best. Thanks for adding your name to the list, tho :p

Rendered is conjuring up some pretty twisted shit, dude ... :D

Turns out Reba will be gone for two weeks vacationing and about the time she gets back, I'm southbound, hammer down to Florida. I earned the 'private cell number' already - to stay in touch. I guess 'being me' hasn't been detrimental to much of anything, so far. I think she digs me. Time will tell...

I think we're still doing the 'low and slow' approach. I'm doing my best to show I'm one cool cucumber. She's not ready for me blurting out "I wanna fuck you, here and now" even tho I wanna :)

Just as long as you keep your cucumber under wraps, I think you'll do just fine ... at least for now :p
 
haha, thx for the eHarmony moment. Geezus Christ. You were typing this as I was wiki'n myofascial release. I was lurking your gasmic text in ILM's diary and I just had to know wtf that was. I thought it was a 'money shot' I never heard of.

Silly me :banghead:

Hey, never too old to learn, right ?!?

May you wake up tomorrow sore and smiling. That's my wish to you, Val :)

Hey, Randy, you're never too old to learn ;)

Maybe Val, Keri and I should get together and start some instructional video sessions ... :party:

I guess I should have asked Val and Keri whether they were interested ... :D
 
Yeah, you probably should see the legal dept. first. I'm old - and by some accounts, perverted. I can't be held responsible. So you know.







:smilielol5:



oh, and the cuke is still green - for now.


Perverted is a relative term, Randy :smilielol5:

I'm not always responsible for my actions, either ... not that I've ever regretted that part of my personality :D
 
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