This Trucker Fights Back

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I_love_muscle said:
I'm at work right now (in body only) ... so allow me to give you a different visual ...

I'm laying down naked on the rug you just bought ... or maybe I'm in lingerie. Or maybe I'm in boots and a corset. I just can't decide. Help me, Randy ...
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Go with the lingerie. I can't justify giving you backburns and giving a brand new, scratchy, never-been-myofascial-released-upon weave all the credit. I have a right to earning my own knee burns, dammit!!

Curvie Girlie said:
I like being called a pup, it's really really cute :) You can also call me a cub, we are, after all, Leos :D
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I dig our shared rawr, but your cuter than a speckled pup, so yeah, pup it is :)
 
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Curvie Girlie said:
I like being called a pup, it's really really cute :) You can also call me a cub, we are, after all, Leos :D
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My sister is a Leo. Although she was born with her stars ill-placed :D

I'm a Taurus. I'm surprised the universe didn't collapse the day I was brought into this world or at least be subjected to a serious adjustment :smilielol5:
 
T2 Trucker said:
Go with the lingerie. I can't justify giving you backburns and giving a brand new, scratchy, never-been-myofascial-released-upon weave all the credit. I have a right to earning my own knee burns, dammit!!
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Obviously your rug needs to be broken in with the appropriate myofascial release techniques, but remember that rug burns take a long time to go away ... I'll bring some knee pads for ya ;)

Heck, I might even be using them :D

OK. I meant so I don't get rug burns ... oh, never mind. I'm digging myself another hole :p
 
I have met stupid and vain Leos before, made me very embarrassed.

Most Tauruses I met are utterly delightful, except a few drunk, mean, conservative, soccer-mom type Taurus women--NOTHING like you my dear!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
I have met stupid and vain Leos before, made me very embarrassed.

Most Tauruses I met are utterly delightful, except a few drunk, mean, conservative, soccer-mom type Taurus women--NOTHING like you my dear!
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Thank goodness for that, Val!

I think most Taureans are like that ... Cancers are pretty darned nice, too :)
 
T2 Trucker said:
Now there's a limp assumption. You should know I have kneepads. And more.

getwithit.com
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Yeah, you're right, Randy. WTF was I thinking anyway? Of course you'd have kneepads ... and much, much more :p

I think my new website is going to be called "getthefuckwithit.com"

Yeah. I like the sounds of that ...
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Been there, done that, berber sucks, took a year for the scars to go away.
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Don't know about berber because I've never done it on berber, but my knees bore testimony to my regular wool rug activities for months ...

And the problem with that is your knees are so tender, it hurts to do just about anything on them ... so rug burns on your knees aren't good for your sexual repertoire.

Oh listen to me ... I'm talking all French now :smilielol5:
 
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