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Considering how drunk I was, I'm proud that I wasn't holding it upside down. I'm also proud that I was still standing at that point, one of my team mates just started throwing the balls because she couldn't stand up or walk straight anymore.
 
In that case...congratulations are in order! When the ounces of beer consumed exceeds the score for the day, one might call that a success!
 
Well, the first day it was rum and vodka, the second day it was vodka...we really went through three bottles of liquor? Wow, we may have issues...nah, thats too sober of a thought, you have issues when you can't figure out you have issues anymore. phew...for a second there I was worried.

Todays food so far:
Breafast: coffee w/ creamer.

I'm not doing so well on that trying to intigrate breakfast into my life mini goal. Any suggestions?
 
I'm guilty of the coffee thing too...

When I do eat breakfast, I try to eat something with some fiber. I like cinnamon apple oatmeal and Total raisin bran. The oatmeal is about 130 calories...the Total w/skim milk is about 200 calories.

E.
 
How did i miss this thread. Wow, that was some entertaining reading. This is going to be a place to stick around. As long as I am welcome. Please tell me I am?

Matt
 
Owl said:
I'm not doing so well on that trying to intigrate breakfast into my life mini goal. Any suggestions?
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Eggs. They are the gold standard of protein and very flexible. I hate em personally, but I love the freak outta some omeletes for some reason, so that is the backbone of my breakfast.

And if I recall right a 3 egg omelete (1 whole egg, 2 whites) with a portion of 2% cheddar and canadian bacon, plus a single bowl of cheerios with 1% milk is around 400 cals. Maybe it took an OJ to get those numbers up, I forget.

Or you could poach em and serve on english muffins with whatever. Or in a fritatta. Or.......
 
usedtobefatmatt said:
How did i miss this thread. Wow, that was some entertaining reading. This is going to be a place to stick around. As long as I am welcome. Please tell me I am?

Matt
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Okay, you can stay, but you have to pull your weight, the sink is overflowing with dishes-get to work!

fitforaking said:
I'm guilty of the coffee thing too...

When I do eat breakfast, I try to eat something with some fiber. I like cinnamon apple oatmeal and Total raisin bran. The oatmeal is about 130 calories...the Total w/skim milk is about 200 calories.

E.
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MGR said:
Eggs. They are the gold standard of protein and very flexible. I hate em personally, but I love the freak outta some omeletes for some reason, so that is the backbone of my breakfast.

And if I recall right a 3 egg omelete (1 whole egg, 2 whites) with a portion of 2% cheddar and canadian bacon, plus a single bowl of cheerios with 1% milk is around 400 cals. Maybe it took an OJ to get those numbers up, I forget.

Or you could poach em and serve on english muffins with whatever. Or in a fritatta. Or.......
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Thanks for the suggestions...although, eggs= :ack2:
 
I could cry right now, I've had the same old shabby cell phone for several years and I just gave it the final death blow. Its a motorolla razr, and I flipped it open to answer a call, and the top half of the flip part and the display just blitz out. now I can't see anything, or hear anything on the phone. I've fought off buying a new phone for years because I'm so attached to this one...now...it's gone. Its like losing an old friend. I'm going to have to have a funeral for it. I wonder how small of a coffin one can purchase...
Farewell titanium pink razr you will be missed.
 
Owl said:
Okay, you can stay, but you have to pull your weight, the sink is overflowing with dishes-get to work!
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As long as you dont make me wear one of those frilly aprons.



I've never had a cell phone long enough to get attached. I either lose them or drop them in water.

Matt
 
Aw. RIP razr.

I killed my last phone (blackberry) by dropping it into a glass of water. No, not intentionally, and no, I won't explain how I did it. It's entirely too stupid.

I wound up getting the new Google phone as a result.
 
I washed my razr with the laundry...it didn't stand a chance..poor thing..I have a blackberry pearl now...I like it..
 
Well, too much plastic...that would stink...but, cremation would be my personal choice if it was a flesh phone...omg, ew...I'm so inventing that now. DIBS on the copyrights!

I took the phone apart, stared at its innerds, then put it back together. Nope, still not working. Now, I'm bidding on one just like it on ebay. I just can't move on. WHY GAWD! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
 
me? I find any excuse to find a new phone... one every year for the past three years.

hey - if i can't be skinny i might as well have a cool phone right?
 
I'm way more faithful then that. If my dog died, I'd be on ebay right now looking for another black chow/shepard mix with a surley attitude and a penchant for rolling in shit.
 
I had to go to the dentist this morning, so my whole day is wonkey. And my face is numb. I have to get a crown because I broke a tooth. I drooled on myself a little bit.

Last night my son and I went "ghost hunting" in some old WWII military ruines. It was kewl. If you are seven. It was super foggy, and we were on top of a mountain exploring old ammo bunkers and what used to be huge gun placements. The bunkers overhang a cliff with a 500+ foot drop to the beach below. But, with all the fog we couldn't see the beach below, we could barely see 20 feet in front of our faces. We explored four bunkers with a lot of hiking in between. My son wants to go to another mountain with another set of bunkers tonight, but I want to go fishing so we'll see who wins out and gets their way. Of course, it's looking like it may start raining so we both might end up losing, in which case he'll go swimming and I'll go to the gym.

Food yesterday sucked, I didn't eat unhealthy food, just not very satisfying stuff. But, I went to bed early and didn't eat over my calorie limit. I woke up in the middle of the night as was so insanely thirsty I chugged a huge glass of water and refilled it and took it to bed with me. And then, in the dentists chair I felt like the sahara had overtaken my mouth and sand dunes were beginning to form. When the dentist was done and I closed my mouth, my tongue felt like sandpaper, 100 grit.

At any rate, I have about 15 staff evaluations to get through so it may be a longer than usual day for me. I hate staff evaluation time. I mean, I love being critical of people, but I hate it when they have time for a rebuttle.
 
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