Out of Context...

[Hoss]

It's a game where you take funny posts from around the forum, and take them out of context by posting them here.

 

[Hoss]

I call BS. I masturbate all the time, i got none of those. Definatly not the soft erection part

Like this one, lmao.

 

[chrissmith921]

I was also planning on trying to just use some vaseline, but I'm afraid it will rub off quickly.

lol sorry markmywords

 

[tonymcclellan]

This thread is gonna be great, its a sticky.

 

[aevans410]

I'm really a woman.

'nuff said.

 

[theleip]

she dosent have a problem swallowing though and no dry throat/bad breathe

Gold.......

 

[2hott4u]

LMFAO....you could take just about any of allen's posts and post them here.

 

[Karky]

Like this one, lmao.

oh **** you

Do we have to post the entire post, or can we just quote a part of, taking it out of context with the post itself?

 

[aevans410]

Quote a part that is funny, and leave the rest out, thats what "out of context" is meant to be

 

[chrissmith921]

I've had sex with her three times, and very very sadly I've lasted under 10, yes 10 SECONDS all those times.

Dont even need to take that out of context.....

 

[2hott4u]

Originally posted by aevans410:
"I pay 55 bucks a month... "
Dare I ask for what?

 

[[Focus]]

Dont even need to take that out of context.....

I just read that entire thread, and oh man. That's awesome. Better than comedy central.

 

[(Silent)]

Omg..your wanking hand has hepatitis?

lol classic.

 

[(Silent)]

will my face get fat from the cereal?

Another good one.

 

[MarkMyWords]

lol sorry markmywords

Oh you sonuvabitch!

It's an honor to be in the thread!!!

 

[tonymcclellan]

lucky enough i just give it a quick rub and it was back to normal

Nice one...

 

[tonymcclellan]

And you're most definitely a virgin.
Be respectful.
You virgin.

Nice, nothing wrong with abstinence.

 

[[Focus]]

That's some BS. BMF's loved more women than Chuck Norris and Don Juan combined. His stats are phenomenal.

...I so had a good one, where'd it go...

 

[DEF]

mounting isn't a problem...

Thanks, Jug

 

[chrissmith921]

it's a major turn off if he eats less

Hmmm.... could prove a vital instruction to all men given Valentines day is tommorow...