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Ummmm... we need some hard evidence here, my friend. Fork over the newspaper's webpage. I need "Sheryl's time alone" material. LMAO! Jk... You're doing great. Sheesh... 6.8 lbs just the past 3 weeks? Damnitt.. I want your metabolism! haha

-Sheryl

I'm bigger so I got more to lose *L*

I found the article online, but there are no pics to go with it--it says to read the actual newspaper for more...bastards! How dare they cheat Sheryl out of her "time alone" material. You'll have to find it somewhere else.:D


I actually couldn't find it online. I finally just searched the paper website for our business name and found the article . It says it was published May 15th WTF ! *L* This newspaper isn't the sharpest anyways.
I'm glad there were no pictures, I didn't like it *L* It was a full body shot! :eek: *L*
 
exercise for yesterday:
rode exercise bike for 30 minutes while watching UGA roll down the field on their first drive!

Going to walk later this evening.
 
I wasn't feeling good at all when we missed that kick at the end of regulation. Needless to say when they scored the TD I was releived *L*
I have to admit I went with Penn St . I was too scared to pick against a 10th ranked team , sorry *L* I picked UK but missed on he Syracuse myself. I admit you're whoopin up on me *L* I need to go see how I did, I haven't check the picks yet.

Yes me and Miss Scalena have been making up for lost time ;)

If you'd picked Mich, you would've tied me. That's what you get for not believing in my team!! hahaha. I wonder if they'll be ranked this week. Ha. Probably not.:rolleyes: When they beat Wisky and Ohio State in Nov maybe they'll crack the top 20..lmao. Poor Notre Dame. I don't see a win for them for awhile. I wonder if ole Charlie will get fired?? Next week's Mich game is on the fackin' Big10Network..grr. So I guess I'll have to hit the sports bar if I want to watch it.:boxing:

So, I have to admit, I couldn't help but wonder....


Do you take Miss Scalena to bed with you??:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Actually, I was thinking we should call her Miss Scalett...hahaha
 
So, I have to admit, I couldn't help but wonder....


Do you take Miss Scalena to bed with you??:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Actually, I was thinking we should call her Miss Scalett...hahaha

Nah I think I like Scalena better. Has a hot latina sound to it! *L*
Unfortunatly I can't think of anything wity to say about not taking my scale to bed with me *L* I'm drawing a blank on this one . That might be a good thing *L* :rofl:
 
Nah I think I like Scalena better. Has a hot latina sound to it! *L*
Unfortunatly I can't think of anything wity to say about not taking my scale to bed with me *L* I'm drawing a blank on this one . That might be a good thing *L* :rofl:

I've got something witty for ya--"nope, we only do it on the floor."

:rofl::rofl:

Oh--I forgot to shake my pom poms for ya on your weight loss. So shake shake :pumpkin::pumpkin:.

:D
 
Freaking bastard newspaper! Grrrrrrr! Way to get out there and get your "walk on," sexy butt. Is it still hot as balls over there? If so, you get a double D titty shaking just for that.... it's my way of saying "kudos to you." (My "kudos" are much better though...LOL) Wishing you and the hot latina gf, Scalena, a wonderful day... haha!

-Sheryl

PS I LOVE your avi! HAHAAAA!!
 
Scalena eh? Well, be nice to her and maybe she'll go down on you! ;)

I crack myself up...

Great job as always! Paul!

David C
 
Freaking bastard newspaper! Grrrrrrr! Way to get out there and get your "walk on," sexy butt. Is it still hot as balls over there? If so, you get a double D titty shaking just for that.... it's my way of saying "kudos to you." (My "kudos" are much better though...LOL) Wishing you and the hot latina gf, Scalena, a wonderful day... haha!

-Sheryl

PS I LOVE your avi! HAHAAAA!!

If it was 32 degrees I'd say it was 100 to get "kudos" like that! :D
 
Ok,
I'm officially "feeling my age" today.
Last night I take my son and one of his friends to go meet up with all their other friends and wait in line outside of Gamestop for 3 hours for HALO3 . So I'm in this line with about 100 other people. I'm looking at them all and I figure I gotta be one of only 10 other people over 30 *L* So midnight finally comes and we all get our games! yay! I can go the fuck home ! *L* This morning I feel like hammered shit so I guess standing around outside a video game store for 3 hours at night doesn't agree with the lifestyle I have grown acustomed to :rofl: An Advil or two from now and I'll feel better.
I feel sorry for anyone in those lines last night in big cities. Those poor bastards are probably STILL there *L*

Oh and btw ,exercise for last night (like I needed any)
Rode exercise bike for 30 minutes

PS, if I'm not around much at night this week, yeah , I'm playing Halo3 ! :D
 
if I'm not around much at night this week, yeah , I'm playing Halo3 ! :D

OMG.... I wanted to pick one up last night, but when I saw the line I said, "FUCK THAT!" I'll be patient and just wait a little... As for you not being around... damnitt, make some popcorn and some room on the couch! A bitch is coming over with my "kudos." LMAO! GOod job with the bike ride and 2 hour standing, paul. :hug2:

-Sheryl

PS I'd like a photo of Scalena going down on you hardcore plz.
 


OMG.... I wanted to pick one up last night, but when I saw the line I said, "FUCK THAT!" I'll be patient and just wait a little... As for you not being around... damnitt, make some popcorn and some room on the couch! A bitch is coming over with my "kudos." LMAO! GOod job with the bike ride and 2 hour standing, paul. :hug2: LOL! Be gentle on him Sheryl--he's an old man now and can't take all that excitement!!:rofl::rofl:

-Sheryl

PS I'd like a photo of Scalena going down on you hardcore plz.

:rofl::rofl: Oh, you are too damn funny, girl!!
 
:rofl::rofl: Oh, you are too damn funny, girl!!

Don't worry, Kimberly... I'll be gentle. I'll make sure to stuff my cleavage with a Costco sized bottle of Advil and maybe even some Ben Gay if he's really THAT bad... LMAO You should come over too. I'll buy you some Strawberry Creme Diet Pepsiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... LMAO
 


OMG.... I wanted to pick one up last night, but when I saw the line I said, "FUCK THAT!" I'll be patient and just wait a little... As for you not being around... damnitt, make some popcorn and some room on the couch! A bitch is coming over with my "kudos." LMAO! GOod job with the bike ride and 2 hour standing, paul. :hug2:

-Sheryl

PS I'd like a photo of Scalena going down on you hardcore plz.

Hells yeah ! c'mon down. *L*
 
Yeah both of you c'mon down. We'll have a menagetrois of innocent gaming fun :D
You can see my Big...












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53" Hi Def Big Screen :rofl:
 
Hells yeah ! c'mon down. *L*

Jeez. Isn't Scalena going down enough for ya?? lmao. Well, I'm gonna wait until my lovely Michigan fall is over before I come down. I'm sure when January rolls around and I'm buried in snow and my boobies :pumpkin::pumpkin: are freezing off b/c it's 5degrees out, I'll be ready for some Georigia winter..lol. So Paul, have you got an extra bedroom for Sheryl and me?? or do we have to sleep on the bathroom floor like you make poor Scalena do?? :rofl::rofl:
 
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