MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Well I know how I would have handled the "church lady" . I would have asked "oh which church is this ?" Then later that day I would have had the biggest container of butter or maybe some lard delivered to them with a note that reads "I'm donating this butter to your church because God spoke to me this morning , He said I needed to do my part to keep that no driving crazy bitch from your church who went after butter off our streets":rotflmao:

Glad you were able to avoid her and are ok.:hug2:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Notes: Okay, I know a Jehovah's Witness did not just open my screen door to see if I was home. Oh hell no..... to be continued.
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Damn did they find the wrong woman to bother today!! LOL :rotflmao: PJ and I invite them and the mormons over on purpose so we can talk about religion with them.... and screw with them. The last time we had the mormon missionaries over PJ had them sooo confused about their own religion and we just kind of freaked them out with the questions we were asking! We knew more than them.... and kinda tore them a part intelletually... Kinda hysterical for us:rotflmao: PJ was a comparative religion major so he knows a lot stuff about the history of most religions and such... then we would ask them questions about what they would say and the quetions would confuse them... it was kinda fun... does that make me cruel?!

Your workouts are awesome as usual!!! and those stuffed shells... now i'm jonsin' for some :rotflmao: Maybe I'll make some fresh pasta this weekend and whip some up! You always got me cravin something:)
 
Hey girl just dropped by to see how you were doing..... Dinner looks so good. The unannounced visitor well..... welcome to big city life :)
 
Ooooh, I want the stuffed shells recipe. It sounds yummy!

Other than the JW, how's your week going so far?
 
uuuuuugh! I feel your pain on those damn door knockers. My dad is a mormon (yeah, he's nuts) and he likes to send the mormons my way. I'll do anything to get away from them. I'll hide in the house even though the door is open and car in the driveway. I think they'd get the hint by now.
 
Thanks for all the support, Sheryl!!

Ooh glad you were able to avoid the accident!

Bumper stickers on my car: Frylock from ATHF; Butthead; one of those mean bunnies, the pink one, pointing to a kiss mark on her ass; "Think Organic, Drink Organic" from the Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery; Mount Mauna Kea sticker; Bob Marley's face; a Hawaii Hemp Shope sticker that's a monkey on a bicycle; Serendipity Project (local hip hop band out here). I'm about to make a presiental one with photoshop; "E-40 and Keak da Sneak, 2008; for a Hyphy America." :rotflmao: That ought to be fun!!

I dislike preachy bumper stickers--I'd rather laugh.

Have a wonderful day! Great foods, keep at it!
 
There's a church billboard not far from where I live that says something like "God will smite you." The best part is the billboard is one of those red lettered scrolling/blinking marquees. Its so tacky.

If 'God' smites anything, I hope the first to go is the one who had the brilliant idea to put that sign up.

- Sunny
 
Hey GB,
Wow I am so drooling over that menue of yours!!
Lol haha on those lovely visitors I swear if my kids weren't home the morning
they came at 8AM :mad: I would have asked them to come back later
becuase I was in the middle of sacraficing my gerbil to satan!
Your doing good girl have a gr8 day tammy
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
You girls are a freaking riot. (Tammy, Jenna, Kimberly, Sunny and Amy) David as always, you crack me up. haha So last night I wasn't able to log my accomplishments, because Sean was up to his ears in paperwork. Poor thing always busting his ass at work. So here we go... these are yesterday's accomplishments:

Workout:

- P90 Sweat 1-2 (36 min)
- Ab Ripper 100 (4.5 min)
- Turbo Jam Cardio party #2 (43 min)
- Quick Turbo Jam (20 min)

Meals:

Breakfast:
- oatmeal with halved strawberries
- 1/2 c Kashi Go Lean over sliced kiwi and peach with 1% cottage cheese
365 cal)

Snack:
- Sheryl's McFackin' muffin (3 slices turkey breast, slice Sargento Swiss Cheese, egg on an english muffin) with 1c 1% milk (445 cal)

Lunch:
- London Broil green peppers, onion, mushroom, swiss cheese Hoagie
- nectarine (630 cal)

Snack:
- plum (30 cal)

Dinner:
- romaine salad with fat free italian dressing
- Homemade 6 stuffed shells (They were freaking soooo good, so I ate 6.. haha chopped spinach, part skim mozarella, low fat parm cheese, extra lean ground beef (93% lean), onions, bell peppers, part skim ricotta cheese stuffed in Barilla shells) If anyone wants the recipe, I'll fork it over. (620 cal)

Total Calories: 2,090 calories (1990-2340)
President's Challenge Points Earned: 1,037 pts.
Notes: Okay, I know a Jehovah's Witness did not just open my screen door to see if I was home. Oh hell no..... to be continued.

-Sheryl
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Love your McFackin' Muffin...lmao (i mean the one you eat! oops, that didn't sound any better!!!) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: The name is hilarious.

And your shells sound really yummy, too. And if I wasn't watching my carb intake I'd hit you up for the recipe.

God help those poor Jehovah's Witnesses! They sure picked the wrong house to proselytize (yes, I had to look that word up in order to spell it correctly lol) today!! i'm afraid to find out what happened to them. They might be buried out in sheryl's back yard now. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Boam46 said:
Damn did they find the wrong woman to bother today!! LOL :rotflmao: PJ and I invite them and the mormons over on purpose so we can talk about religion with them.... and screw with them. The last time we had the mormon missionaries over PJ had them sooo confused about their own religion and we just kind of freaked them out with the questions we were asking! We knew more than them.... and kinda tore them a part intelletually... Kinda hysterical for us:rotflmao: PJ was a comparative religion major so he knows a lot stuff about the history of most religions and such... then we would ask them questions about what they would say and the quetions would confuse them... it was kinda fun... does that make me cruel?!
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That is hilarious! I wish my hubby (also a comparative religion major) knew enough about mormonism and jehovah's witnesses so we could do that too! haha.

I think the strangest experience I had with the JWs was in Korea. I was in the middle of teaching a class of housewives when these two women came in. At first i thought they were prospetive students, but it turned out they were JW's. Now why in the hell would they come to a business? The sign outside clearly said (in Korean), "Jung Chul Foreign Language Institute." One of my students was kind of like Sheryl in that she doesn't mince words. She was fairly rude to them and sent them on their way. I thought is was very odd--and that was when I realized that even in Korea I couldn't get away from the JWs.

The non-JW Christians were even worse. Once a new student came for the first class. He shook my hand with his right hand, and simultaneously handed me a Bible with his left. I was stunned, but kept the Bible b/c it had Korean on the left hand pages and English on the right. I thought it was cool. Then, before even introducing himself, he asked me if I was a Christian. I told him that Westerners don't like to be asked such personal questions from people they don't know very well. He seemed confused.:confused: He wasn't the only student to ask that question early on.

And then there was the crazy old guy on the subway who came through with a giant cross. He asked me if I was saved. I pointed to the Buddhist bracelet on my wrist. He then said, "That is the religion of the devil!" I couldn't stop laughing. Also, in busy downtown areas there is often a crazy man or woman with a megaphone shouting out fire and brimstone to anyone who will listen.

Yeah, like that's gonna make me want to convert!:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
When she said her religion taight her not to be violent, you should have replied, "Good. Now when I beat the shit out of you I don't even have to duck."
 
We have lots of faith-shouting crazies up here too. I think the rainy weather gets to them. And shortly after a good rain, the streets are thick with 'em, preachin' the word they think everyone else should hear.

There's this one guy who I absolutely love to see downtown. He has this straight cane with a rooster statuette on the end and he waves it around like he's leading a band. I can't understand a word he's shouting and for a long time I thought it was because he just had a thick accent. Now I don't think he speaks English at all. It sounds very Swahili. He also holds a cardboard sign which I've never been able to read. Usually cardboard signs mean people panhandling... but he never is.

People are fascinating. :D

- Sunny
 
Healthyhabit said:
We have lots of faith-shouting crazies up here too. I think the rainy weather gets to them. And shortly after a good rain, the streets are thick with 'em, preachin' the word they think everyone else should hear.

There's this one guy who I absolutely love to see downtown. He has this straight cane with a rooster statuette on the end and he waves it around like he's leading a band. I can't understand a word he's shouting and for a long time I thought it was because he just had a thick accent. Now I don't think he speaks English at all. It sounds very Swahili. He also holds a cardboard sign which I've never been able to read. Usually cardboard signs mean people panhandling... but he never is.

People are fascinating. :D

- Sunny
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Ha! I saw an old guy here in michigan doing a similar thing just last week. Brought back memories..lol I don't know how those people think they are doing any good. Sure dude, I wanna be a crazy nut just like you! Let me go and get a megaphone right now!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Bah... I have so many replies to tend to, but Sean's going to be pulling an all nighter once again.. I'll have to try to get back to everyone and post my accomplishments tomorrow. Wishing everyone a wonderful night.

-Sheryl
 
hey girl!!! whats up?? man youve been having a lot of religous problems lately!!!!lolol Soas i can see your diet is awesome as usual and your exercise is kick ass.......you go girrrrll...lol

Keep up the good work!!

Rena

PS next time you see JW at your door....through something over your head so you ook muslim, for some reason they're afraid of us!!!lmao
 
ummhusayn said:
hey girl!!! whats up?? man youve been having a lot of religous problems lately!!!!lolol Soas i can see your diet is awesome as usual and your exercise is kick ass.......you go girrrrll...lol

Keep up the good work!!

Rena

PS next time you see JW at your door....through something over your head so you ook muslim, for some reason they're afraid of us!!!lmao
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Be careful if they happen to be Muslim phobic you will send them screaming in the street........ good approach though lol......
 
This morning I decided why not hit the grocery stores early, so that I won't have to deal with long lines later in the day. Awesome plan. I'm driving through a major intersection when all of a sudden a woman in a green Pathfinder (with a red light, mind you) decides why not go against the law and take a left into incoming traffic. Workings of a brainiac. Luckily for me, I looked back in my rear view mirror to make sure there weren't cars next to me, I then jacked my wheel and spun my car around in the middle of the intersection to avoid hitting "the dumbass." All I can remember was the billboard of religious bumper stickers on her car not more than a half a second of almost being smashed directly in my face. (My car's a bit lower, so that would have been a VERY bad accident.) Stickers that read, "Exercise Daily- Walk with the Lord," or "Aren't you glad Joseph and Mary were Pro-Choice?" I mean to each their own, but when you start making bumper stickers a new coat of paint, that's when I throw you into the "Crazy Bitch category." I gather myself up and take off for the infamous "dumbass."

Well lucky damn me, she decides to go to the same grocery store I'm going to. So you're telling me that she almost caused a major accident to go to Price Choppers??? Grrrrrrrr! She parks her car, I park horizontally behind her and hop out. She's about my age. "Hey, asshole... thanks for almost totalling my car back there.. oh and for almost killing my ass!" (Umm do I really need to say that was me speaking?) Her response, "Well, I really needed to go to the store..." I was just 2 seconds from wanting to strangle her when all of a sudden she continues with... "because my church needed butter." Do they really get any smarter? No, Really? "Buttter! HA! You're a fucking idiot! Learn how to drive! " I'm shaking my head in disbelief.. butter? Are you serious? A thousand dollar plus car accident all because of butter? I'm about to hop back in my car when she opens her mouth with, "You're lucky my religion taught me not be violent." "Oh happy fuckin' day! You know what your religion should teach you? How NOT to drive like shit." Don't throw religion in my face. It won't get you anywhere. Oh... and by the way, I'm back.

-Sheryl
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Hey babe...

As a French chef I am very very very displeased at your lack of compassion. Butter is simply the most important thing on the planet...trust me, millions of fat French chefs can not be wrong. :cool:

I think I might have gotten some bologna to throw on her car as she drove away....obviously she must not have an issue w/ ruining her paint job...so why not peel it off for her! ;)

Your weigh in is posted, as per request...Mistress Sheryl.

Chef Soli "Lips"
 
A man is sitting in his house when he hears a knock at the door, he answers it and a jehovah's witness is standing there, so he invites him in, and being friendly, he shows the jehovah's witness around the house and offers him a drink before they sit down. So the man makes a drink and sits with the jehovah's witness and says " So, what is it you would like to talk to me about?" and the jehovah's witness says "I don't know, i've never gotten this far before."

Okay, kind of corny but it's all I could find. :)
 
Hey Sheryl, Just stopping by to say hi!
Is your family doing alright with that hurricane/tropical storm whatever it is now?
Hope all is well
xoxo
 
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