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Starting Boot Camp again on the 3rd of Sept which runs for 6 weeks, 3 mornings a week. Looking forward to that.
You, as ever, are going really well, both in results and humour, I try to keep up but you diary grows by pages each day! Everybody needs a laugh, it is good medicine!
Planning on wearing a dress this weekend with boots. A landmark for me so I am pleased :)
Will keep you updated on the story the scales tell me next week, I m hoping for a 'fairy tale' not a 'horror'!!!
Take care and keep cool!
Sara

Hey dollface,

You're going to reach your goal for Xmas. Don't forget, we're both going to have to post our Christmas pictures. Also, what will this Boot Camp consist of? I'm just curious because I know you told me that your program frowns upon heavy activity. Oh Oh... and do take pix of the dress and boots. I love rocking the two together.... woot! If the scale doesn't move, don't frett. As long as you feel your clothes getting looser, it's a great indicator that you're doing something right!

Horseback riding and gardening?

Aww Amy... must I really explain this one? HA! Fine.. you forced it out of me.

"Horseback riding" aka rough, wild... giddy up, you filthy bitch.. kind of sex.

"Gardening"... you know.. light sex... on your knees. LMAO! God, I'm such a perv. LMAO!!

Your a freaking riot trying to keep up with your diary is a full time job!!!!:eek2:
Keep up the good work chica!!!

Jeez you're telling me, Rimay. I'm having the damndest time trying to reply to everyone. haha But hey.. it's all in fun and everyone keeps me accountable. YAH!

BTW, I like the new avatar. I liked your old one too, it reminded me of my (hot) sixth grade teacher Mrs. Manzo, looking at me over her glasses because I was doing something bad! Please keep me after school, please!

David C

Well damn..... how kinky of you Mr. C. However, it didn't really surprise me. I read your post inregards to "Weight Loss and Sex Drive." I found it to be... well... hot. LMAO!

Howdy Gb,
Love the new avatr sexy mama!!Ok your gehtto bannah burito sounds yummy! I never thought od low sugar or cal strawberry
Jam for the Mcmuffin yummm!

Awww thanks, honey. I honestly really like the new dye job you have. You should take a really sexy pic of yourself and make a new av out of it. That would be hot.

Well, Sheryl, it looks like you and I aren't the only married pervs on here!! lmbo

haha Yah... that post kind of caught me off guard for a second. I had to make sure it wasn't Paul at first. LMAO!

Keep up the good work....and if your not getting enough horseback riding....maybe time to get a new horse?
JUST KIDDING!!!

Rena

LMAO! Oh that was too damn funny, Rena! You fackin' perv! And nah... I'll keep the "horse" I have ... I just need to allow him some time to rest is all... however, this weekend... his ass is SOOOOO mine!

-Sheryl
 
Where the Fack Is The Fall Weather?

It's a warm 80 degrees right now, which is funny because it was supposed be in the 70s this whole week. Damn lying bastard weatherman... down with you!! It's a bit muggy and I'll probably end up taking yet another show. Bah.... hopefully this thunderstorm will cool the air. (Supposed to hit in a few minutes, hence the early logging) Come on you damn FALL! Hurry up! So anyways, on to today's accomplishments:

Workout:
- Brisk Walk (75 min)
- Power 90 Sculpt 1-2 (30 min)
- Turbo Jam Cardio Party #1 (43 min)

Meals:

Breakfast:
- oatmeal with banana and cinnamon
- tofu onion omelette (405 cal)

Snack:
- 1c 1% milk with Ghetto Banana Burrito (2 tbs peanut butter) (525 cal)

Lunch:
- Homemade Chinese spicy tofu and eggplant over brown rice (455 cal)

Snack:
- bowl of sliced fresh peach with 3/4c 1% cottage cheese and 1/2c Kashi Go Lean cereal (235 cal)

Dinner:
- Homemade Golumpkies (aka Stuffed Cabbage made with 93% lean ground beef) (570 cal)

Total Calories: 2,190 (1990-2340)
President's Challenge Points Earned: 1,262 pts
Notes: Oscar Lasko and I are no longer together since it seems things will be cooling down once Fall hits. However, I have a new man in my life..... his name is Vincenzo Zucchinirello. LMAO Actually this pic was taken at my mum in law's house. Isn't that a HUGE fackin zucchini? LOL Sending you all nothing, but the best.

-Sheryl
 
It's a warm 80 degrees right now, which is funny because it was supposed be in the 70s this whole week. Damn lying bastard weatherman... down with you!! It's a bit muggy and I'll probably end up taking yet another show. Bah.... hopefully this thunderstorm will cool the air. (Supposed to hit in a few minutes, hence the early logging) Come on you damn FALL! Hurry up! So anyways, on to today's accomplishments:

Workout:
- Brisk Walk (75 min)
- Power 90 Sculpt 1-2 (30 min)
- Turbo Jam Cardio Party #1 (43 min)

Meals:

Breakfast:
- oatmeal with banana and cinnamon
- tofu onion omelette (405 cal)

Snack:
- 1c 1% milk with Ghetto Banana Burrito (2 tbs peanut butter) (525 cal)

Lunch:
- Homemade Chinese spicy tofu and eggplant over brown rice (455 cal)

Snack:
- bowl of sliced fresh peach with 3/4c 1% cottage cheese and 1/2c Kashi Go Lean cereal (235 cal)

Dinner:
- Homemade Golumpkies (aka Stuffed Cabbage made with 93% lean ground beef) (570 cal)

Total Calories: 2,190 (1990-2340)
President's Challenge Points Earned: 1,262 pts
Notes: Oscar Lasko and I are no longer together since it seems things will be cooling down once Fall hits. However, I have a new man in my life..... his name is Vincenzo Zucchinirello. LMAO Actually this pic was taken at my mum in law's house. Isn't that a HUGE fackin zucchini? LOL Sending you all nothing, but the best.

-Sheryl

Of course as usual ... today's accomplishments were amazing... because your soo amazing!!!

Leave it to you... queen of the Zucchini... to find the largest fackin zucchini ever... now did you give that back to your mom -in - law or is it your current partner for Sean's late nights:rotflmao:

Sendign Lots of Love!!

P.S. Your soo concerned with our shit...howcome you never share your shit with us... We're are soo not theo nly ones full of shit:rotflmao:
 
Hey there Sheryl,
Ditto to the new avator! You're as Foxy as ever!

Boot Camp....it is where these muscly Army guys (covered in sweat) feed me strawberries whilst I lie in a hammock on the beach being fanned by an equally fit toned Adonis covered in oil. Oh and then there is the other hunk of spunk who is massaging my feet.....oh sorry no that is the dream I'm having before I wake up at 5.15am to go to Boot camp which involves running up and down the beach with sandbags, or tyres tied to ropes, or crawling through cargo nets, doing sit ups, push ups, beep tests, running up hills or stairs, playing extreme frisbee and the like, in a group of about 10-14 others, for an hour between 6 and 7am.

Yeah the exercise is frowned upon but as it doesnt seem to be making me extra hungry, or faint I reckon its ok. It is just way too wierd not to exercise. It will keep / make me toned, help that saggy skin, and the endorphins are awesome. I feel sluggish without it! So Im doing it even if it slows things down. I won't be doing that much else bar the odd game of lacrosse or tennis. I have taken to driving to work cos it is much easier, cheaper than public transport and Im working later. So i need some exercise!

Will see if I can get some pics of the dress/boot combo. It is a fancy dress party ' Gangsters and Hoes' not game enough to wear hotpants just yet!!! (if ever).

As for your 'new friend'....christ girl you make my eyes water!!!! You Yankies are made of stern stuff! I didnt realise you guys did 'Supersized' veg as well as McDonalds...or is it that with all the 'Horse back riding' you have got used to something a little 'fuller'!!!! The pic made me laugh sooo hard! Thanks!:eek:
Note to all male readers of this site...Miss GB probably expects alot to be impressed! (You have been warned)

Catch you soon,
Sara
:hug2:
 
Hey Sheryl, I am doing one of those "generic drive-by's". You're doing great as usual. Have a GREAT time with Mr. Zucchinnirello! Gotta go pick up my bayyybbeeeee!
 
Of course as usual ... today's accomplishments were amazing... because your soo amazing!!!

Leave it to you... queen of the Zucchini... to find the largest fackin zucchini ever... now did you give that back to your mom -in - law or is it your current partner for Sean's late nights:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Man, with Vinny's large size, I hope Sean doesn't start feeling inadequate!:rotflmao:

Sendign Lots of Love!!

P.S. Your soo concerned with our shit...howcome you never share your shit with us... We're are soo not theo nly ones full of shit:rotflmao:

No shit!! I totally agree with Jenna. It's time you started unloading!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Personally, I'm pooped out!
 
Miss MGB, you are really cracking me up over here with the weather descriptions. No one else up in here with A/Cs is this focused on it LOL! They're probably on sale now girl :). You so Hawaii in hot humid still air/no breeze NY. :rotflmao: Actually you remind me of H's family, they're so old skool puerto rican that they're used to sweating their asses off with a bunch of fans. Both his mother and grandmother couldn't take it anymore this year and finally had the boys install the A/C's that were sitting in their respective closets.
 
Your a freaking riot trying to keep up with your diary is a full time job!!!!:eek2:
Keep up the good work chica!!!

Yes I totally agree here:D:D:D

Aww Amy... must I really explain this one? HA! Fine.. you forced it out of me.

"Horseback riding" aka rough, wild... giddy up, you filthy bitch.. kind of sex.

"Gardening"... you know.. light sex... on your knees. LMAO! God, I'm such a perv. LMAO!!

HA:rotflmao: HA:rotflmao: HA:rotflmao:
 
Last night was a real bummer, because the site was down for a few hours and I couldn't log everything. Now, Sean and I are going to watch Rush Hour 3 in a few minutes. Busy... busy... on this end.

I am happy to say that Sean went and signed me up for the gym today! YAH!!!!!! I finally decided I wanted to join PlanetFitness, (after reading about the gym on NatalieJo's diary {thanks, girly}), after doing a bit of research on the facility. WOOOT! I get to be a gym rat like all of you ass-kicking babes out there! Looks like I need to go to Walmart to pickup sweats, because I'll be damned if I'm going to be showing my goods off to any wankers in there. The only thing that I found to be really weird about this gym..... ummmm... they don't have a scale. I mean I can understand the motto "Judgement Free Zone," but it's also nice to know how I'm progressing along. Hmmm... I'll be a cunt and bring it up with management. HA! I'm hoping everyone is having a lovely weekend.

-Sheryl
 
Last night was a real bummer, because the site was down for a few hours and I couldn't log everything. Now, Sean and I are going to watch Rush Hour 3 in a few minutes. Busy... busy... on this end.

I am happy to say that Sean went and signed me up for the gym today! YAH!!!!!! I finally decided I wanted to join PlanetFitness, (after reading about the gym on NatalieJo's diary {thanks, girly}), after doing a bit of research on the facility. WOOOT! I get to be a gym rat like all of you ass-kicking babes out there! Looks like I need to go to Walmart to pickup sweats, because I'll be damned if I'm going to be showing my goods off to any wankers in there. The only thing that I found to be really weird about this gym..... ummmm... they don't have a scale. I mean I can understand the motto "Judgement Free Zone," but it's also nice to know how I'm progressing along. Hmmm... I'll be a cunt and bring it up with management. HA! I'm hoping everyone is having a lovely weekend.

No scale... that is soo weird. But I have no doubt that youw ill strongly voice your concern over it with management:rotflmao:

Your gonna end up at the gym hours a day like me... that gym is gonna have no idea what hit it! As for covering up... I'm sooo with you... some women and even some men wear way too few items of clothing for me:rotflmao:

Have a great time at the movie!
 
LOL. The language in here is too funny. :rotflmao:

Can't wait to hear about your new program at the gym. Are you experienced with weights?
 
:eek: NO SCALE very weird,I guess do your own weighing in at home.
Let me know how it goes and haha to the sweats I don't see how them itty bittys wear those ummm things thatride up the buttocks.
Oh and you jinxed me I woke up at 8 AM on a SATURDAY :mad: to 2 churchy peeps at my door and of course all my kids ahd to walk up to the door with me and the man hands me a book and says I see you have a family where here's a bookon good parenting lmao my 8 year old daughter blurts out"my mom is already a good parent":rotflmao: I had to laugh then say sir I am in a hurry kids have a game this morninmg BYE...grrrrrrr
Ok well had to share that wit ya,have a nice day Tammy:)
 
:eek: NO SCALE very weird,I guess do your own weighing in at home.
Let me know how it goes and haha to the sweats I don't see how them itty bittys wear those ummm things thatride up the buttocks.
Oh and you jinxed me I woke up at 8 AM on a SATURDAY :mad: to 2 churchy peeps at my door and of course all my kids ahd to walk up to the door with me and the man hands me a book and says I see you have a family where here's a bookon good parenting lmao my 8 year old daughter blurts out"my mom is already a good parent":rotflmao: I had to laugh then say sir I am in a hurry kids have a game this morninmg BYE...grrrrrrr
Ok well had to share that wit ya,have a nice day Tammy:)

Awww...That was so sweet of your daughter to say--and perfectly timed.:)
 
I really miss my gym, it closed with no warning over easter weekend. Really irritating, since I had stuff in my locker, like new balance trainers. Oh well. I haven't found a gym I like in town other than that one yet.
 
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