MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

I just want to say I got more rep off my X-rated poem for you than any serious, heartfelt or helpful thing I have ever posted!
 
:hurray: YAY for playing hide the weiner all that stress is
probbally gone for what a day you nympho lmao I can't spell it
and I am the total oppisite I am like why I can't be the 3 minute
woman we all know all good and well you can't get a woman off in
no 3 minutes I am 10 x's worse and thats why I get aggervated
and sat F**** it ,too stressfull lol.
ANYWAY your menue looks gr8 and all the gym time you do no wonder
that TICKER is ticking down so quickly.Have a gr8 weekend Tammy:waving:
 
Thought you'd find this amusing!

Last night, I came into the living room to ask my husband a question about the electric bill. I said "Can I ask you a question?" (He was studying and sometimes when he is focused he will look like he hears me, even answers me, but has no recollection later, hence the asking if I could ask!) He looks up, closes the book and says "Yes, I will shag you senseless. Let's go to bed."

And I never did ask my question...because, hell, with an answer like that who cares about the electric bill!
 
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LMAO Val at you sayin' you have been a bad lezzie on TLD! :rofl:

You can make it up to us all next Wed. :reddevil:

LOL again about tellin' Kimberly she will be Sheryl's bitch! HAHAHA!

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*WOOT!* So happy for ya Sheryl! :hurray:

Sings:

That's super great especially since all of us are fixin' ta be due again with red dragons - red headed cousins - toms - and so on... :D
 
AmbaLove said:
Thought you'd find this amusing!

Last night, I came into the living room to ask my husband a question about the electric bill. I said "Can I ask you a question?" (He was studying and sometimes when he is focused he will look like he hears me, even answers me, but has no recollection later, hence the asking if I could ask!) He looks up, closes the book and says "Yes, I will shag you senseless. Let's go to bed."

And I never did ask my question...because, hell, with an answer like that who cares about the electric bill!
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Yeah, who gives a shit about the electric bill at that point!! LMAO--you go Amber! Bom chicka bom bom....:hurray::hurray:
 
Okay so I've been neglecting my diary for a couple days. I've just been caught up with trying to read diaries. I have to say.... some of you are absolute sexual deviants. Not to name names... but meh, fuck it... why not.. :D

1. ValBunny- I've seen you posting your little iDildo or whatever it's called in a number of diaries. HA!
2. Paul- Always begging the ladies for boob shots. Tsk tsk. ;)
3. Kimberly- Shit... there's too many to list, baby. hahaaa!
4. Stacy- You and your non waterproofed eager beaver bubble bath sexploit.
5. Steve- Your diary's got more dildos and toys than a PornMart Super Store. Way to stay "professional," homeboy. HA!

Okay... on to today's accomplishments:

Workout:

- 40 min Turbo Jam
- 60 min walk in the hood (31 degrees and freezing my awesome tits off)
- 55 min weight training: Biceps, Back and Shoulders

Meals:
Breakfast:
- 1 egg (Omega 3 enriched) omelette with a shit ton of chopped veggies (1c green bell peppers, 1/2c onions, 1c mushrooms, 1/2c spinach) topped with Borden Dairy Kids American cheese slice and salsa
- 2 slices of Sara Lee whole wheat toast with butter and sugar free jam
- 1c 1% milk (530 cal)

Snack:
- 1/2c 1% cottage cheese with 1/2c Kashi Go Lean with 1/2c cranberries, sliced medium banana, and sliced medium pear (380 cal)

Lunch:
- Grilled cheese sandwich
- Campbell's Healthy Request Chicken Long Rice soup (2c) (465 cal)

Dinner:
- whole wheat pasta with sliced chicken breast and veggies (plum tomatoes, mushrooms, spinach, onions and black beans) sprinkled with 1/3 c part skim mozzarella cheese (590 cal)

WLF perving snack:
- no sugar added hot cocoa with light whipped cream (140 cal)

Total Calories: 2,100 cal (1930-2280)
Water: 12 cups and I'm peeing clear. Phantom pee!
Veggies: 7 cups (Daaammmmnnn no wonder I spent a good chunk of today on the crapper.)
Notes: I went to the grocery store today and some lady thought I was foreign. She leaned over the counter and said in a loud, yet very slow voice..."Do ..... you...... know.... how... to .... use.... the .... machine... you... know... swipe... credit.. card? Do ... you... want... me... to ... do... it?" My reply, "I want you to stop yelling and speak like a normal human being, you dumbass. Oh, and make that plastic. I feel like destroying the world today." Dumb bitch.

-Sheryl
 
Oh, my word. You'd think in new york she'd be used to other ethnicities. Sheesh.

I really wish I could eat as many calories as you and still lose!! Seems I can't though. Sad. You get such great meals!

7 cups of veggies! Wow. Go Sheryl. I will have 3.5 and feel that is quite an accomplishment!
 
*Sucking on a cucumber*

Ohh....heh...Hi guys.. :waving:

:D

Gotta get those 3 c. of freakin' veggies in somehow!

HAHAHA! :p

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Love the sexual deviants list. :conehead:

>>>>>>>

You rock gurl! :hug2:

You inspire me so much- as well as Kimberly-Kim-Val- and more.

I swear I will be like that one day!

I didn't get in this mess overnight and I sure won't get out of it overnight.

All I can do is try everyday and all of you help make that happen!

Sorry...Didn't mean ta get all mushy..

Let's talk about veggies.

:D
 
hickgurltx said:
*Sucking on a cucumber*

Ohh....heh...Hi guys.. :waving:

:D

Gotta get those 3 c. of freakin' veggies in somehow!

HAHAHA! :p

******
Love the sexual deviants list. :conehead:


You inspire me so much- as well as Kimberly-Kim-Val- and more.

I swear I will be like that one day!
:D
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Yes, we inspire a lot of people to be perverted--and honey you already are like that--perverted, that is. :D

I'm #3 on the sexual deviant list? I think Paul should be #1. :D :smilielol5::smilielol5:

This reminds me, it's time for this week's Perv List.:gnorsi:
 
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