MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Steve said:
Hola bonita :)
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Oye, papi chulo con ganas de morderte. :D



If you need help with the translation, I'd be more than happy to give it to you. haha Let alone, do it to you. haha!
bikinibound said:
I was wondering where my lovely MGB was today, but then I remembered you're off enjoying your hubby today and tomorrow. Hope you're having a good time. ;)
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Been so busy today, mami. I woke up at 5am to start working out, then headed to the gym for a bit more cardio. Sean was having a difficult time sleeping (he's trying to get used to the upcoming shift of 11pm-7am), so I ended up cooking him something to eat at weird hours of the day. One more day, then his ass is back to work, so don't fret. ;)
daiseeangel said:
Judging from all the reading I just did in here, yeah... this is my kind of place!

:D
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Yah... I have no idea why all the perverts come to this diary. ;)
 
MsGhettoBooty said:

Ummm... remember that conversation on yahoo we had about penial mutilation the other night? This has nothing to do with my "Kung Fu Grip kegels," angel. HA!
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muthafuckme !! and yet you're working out too. This just scares me further.

This might be the place to tell the 'deer' story, idk tho..
 
Miss Ladybug said:
Hey, as I was reading down the post and how wonderfully you will have a whole kitchen full of AWESOME food, all cooked to perfection, but....... H is out for the night due to said job duties, Halloween hit me in the head like a ton of bricks.
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This post alone deserves a separate reply. haha You're too cute, Kim. :hug2: Actually, I thought about it, but I came up with a few cons.

1. Being as Sean will be on shift, I'd prefer having him in uniform so others won't think I'm just a pedophile or some whacko trying to be a mommy to their kids, you know?
2. It's difficult to differentiate those who are "in need." "Hey... you look like you're starving. Come on over!" I don't want to insult anyone.
3. It would be a little rude of me to just take in kids and not parents. haha Not to mention, a wee creepy. hahaaa!
4. I mean, I don't mind helping people in general, but you know how there are some assholes who like to take advantage of kind people like myself. ;) And I'll be damned if that were to ever happen. Someone would end up with a turkey baster up their ass.
5. Open your home to strangers and something's bound to be stolen. Period.

I thought about volunteering some time at one of the homeless shelters here, but I heard a staff member got stabbed just recently there. I'm thinking I'll keep my apron-wearing ass at home. Regardless, I'm going to bake and cook even if it's just me singing and dancing around like a damn fool alone. Love yas, honey.

-Sheryl
 
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MsGhettoBooty said:

Wow. I like a girl who's up for anything.

Do you take it in the butt also? HA! jk.... And yes, cornbread stuffing is to die for.. if done properly.

Dammit. Now when I'm stuffing myself with cornbread stuffing, I'm gonna have a mental image of anal sex. And no--that orifice is for exits only. :D

Au contraire, lovely... I do have a 'stripper pole' in my bedroom. It's only 9", but it'll do... for now. :D HAHAAAA!!
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:sifone::conehead::sifone:

Damn, Val... you know me too well. I was planning to make myself a playlist of shit for my Thanksgiving bake/ cook fest. I have to say, I do a pretty wicked pantomime to the Divinyl's "I Touch Myself." I'll just spank my turkey while doing so.
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Aaahh...that's such a good song....and now when I'm eating turkey next Thursday I'll have a mental image of you violating a turkey. :D
 
I'm tired and I need to get laid. Unfortunately, it looks like I'm going to be just sleeping tonight. haha Sean's still feeling like shit. BAH! Doesn't he know his dick runs on my time??? Sheesh! ;) Okay... on to today's accomplishments... mind you, I started at 5am.

Workout:

- 25 min Arc Trainer (IT, Level=8)
- 50 min weight training: Back, Biceps, and Shoulders
- 60 min brisk walk around the hood
- 20 min Turbo Jam
- 20 min Ab Jam

Meals:
Breakfast:
- 1/2 c oatmeal with 1 medium pear sliced with 1c 1% milk (350 cal)

Postworkout Snack:
- Whole Grain Thomas English Muffin with a (omega-3) 1 egg omelette with 1/2c chopped green bell peppers and slice of provolone cheese and lean turkey breast
- medium banana (400 cal)

Lunch:
- chicken breast marinated in lime and garlic with black beans, romaine lettuce, salsa and reduced fat sour cream on a whole wheat tortilla - ate 2 b/c I was hungry.. :D (565 cal)

Postworkout Snack:
- 1/2 c 1% cottage cheese with sliced small pear and 1/2c Kashi Go Lean (235 cal)

Dinner:
- chicken breast with 1c red beans and rice with 1c fresh steamed green beans (490 cal)

Total Calories: 2,040 cal (1930-2280)
Water: 12 cups
Notes: None whatsoever. I'm too tired to think. Good night, everyone. Wishing you all a great week.

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Au contraire, lovely... I do have a 'stripper pole' in my bedroom. It's only 9", but it'll do... for now. :D HAHAAAA!!

Damn, Val... you know me too well. I was planning to make myself a playlist of shit for my Thanksgiving bake/ cook fest. I have to say, I do a pretty wicked pantomime to the Divinyl's "I Touch Myself." I'll just spank my turkey while doing so.
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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER!!!! i love you woman! :D
 
What a great day Sheryl!

Yer freakin' awesome! *Cheers*

>>>>>

I'm so sorry yer love muffin is still sick..

Well it IS TLD so *Back That Ass Up MAMA!* :waving:

Kimberly and I have started early..I think Val pooped out..

We'll take care of ya..

HA!HA!HA!

Happy Wed./TLD!

:hug2:
 
Jeez. I was proud of myself for taking an hour walk around the hood. And then you did that, AND worked out for 2 more hours. Damn! You are the bomb, woman.

MsGhettoBooty: I'm tired and I need to get laid. Unfortunately, it looks like I'm going to be just sleeping tonight. haha Sean's still feeling like shit. BAH! Doesn't he know his dick runs on my time??? Sheesh!
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Well, get that dripping wet pussy :drool5:of yours over here--it's TLD, ya know. :jump::jump:
 
:waving: Hey Hot JUICY SWEETNESS!!

Your right about all the reason as to NOT invite the kiddo's over for a good meal, but I have another idea or really a question???

What about the hubby's work?? Does anyone bring food items to the guys during this day?? Maybe you can HAND deliver to the boys a home cooked meal, since they are all working on that wonderful day??? Well, I'm sure you already thought about that, but it just made sense, since your an awesome cook and you know the boys, they love their viddles. LOL LOL

Oh and since this is WED, I'm VISUALIZING your sexy butt up on that pole, doing a miss booty dance, DAMN I can see it now, you looking like Demi Moore in Striptease. HOT DAMN!!! I better go visit other diary's or I'll be in trouble before I know it!!

LOVES YA BABES!!::seeya:
Kimmers
 
Howdy DIVALICIOUS,
Howdy way to go on all that gym work you
get to do in the AM hours,I commend you for that I am so not a
AM person I even hate to eat in the AM I would rather SLEEEEEEP
lol.Hope you have a nice day HUGGS TAMMY
 
A poem for the awesomeness that is Sheryl:

I am sorry Sean is so sick
Because you really need some dick
I hope that soon he will throw down
And turn your frown upside down
by drilling you like crazy mad
with the bestest sex you've ever had.

Okay, so I am not a poet...we are doing a poetry unit in school and I am finding myself rhyming a lot.

However, I do hope he feels better soon so that he can make YOU feel better soon.
 
AmbaLove said:
A poem for the awesomeness that is Sheryl:

I am sorry Sean is so sick
Because you really need some dick
I hope that soon he will throw down
And turn your frown upside down
by drilling you like crazy mad
with the bestest sex you've ever had.
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Oh my gosh, now that is HILARIOUS!!!!!

You are truly a poet!!!
 
Morning luv :). H is supposed to be bringing The Camera to UPS today. Will advise. Sorry for the continued delay. Eeek.

What's going on with you? Sorry I hadn't had time to stop by and say hi :).

I'll check up on you latas.

C
 
omg that poem was too much!!!! Definately not a poem for the kiddies...lmao
Im sure sheryl gave in and let shawn have his way.....shes probably gardening right now!!!
rena
 
I went to Office Depot last weekend and bought one on those big desk calendars to chart my progress. My H is making fun of me because I taped it to the bedroom wall with one of my "skinny pics" from my pre-preg days. I now see why you have done so well with your weight loss. This idea of yours is keeping my ass on track. Thanks!!
 
..Hello Sexy Wonder Woman..

:drool5: Would love to see ya in those under-rues! {how the hell you spell that? lol}

*Makin' up for not bein' here on TLD.* ;)

lol

Hope yer havin' a Super Great Thursday! :hug2:

Sending more Get Well Wishes for Sean!

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Howdy MGB,
Hope Sean gets better and I also hope
you don't get either then that would be 2 of ya down.LOL
@ the poem habve a gr8 day Tammy
 
AmbaLove said:
A poem for the awesomeness that is Sheryl:

I am sorry Sean is so sick
Because you really need some dick
I hope that soon he will throw down
And turn your frown upside down
by drilling you like crazy mad
with the bestest sex you've ever had.
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That was great! :smilielol5:
 
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