MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hey you im sorry your sad abt your sis...crying like a fuckin little bitch - I LOVE THAT - ha ha ha - Ive had a very emotional day yesturday adn was doing the same - I will remeber that and use it - hee hee hee:hug2:
 
Oh my god! I just read your crotch-rot lady story! That was so hilarious. How can you not notice smelling that bad?? So freaking gross.
 
Glad you had a great week with your Sis and meeting Blancita!
Hope you get to rest up over the weekend.:hug2:

Hey honey... thanks for dropping in. Yah, I met up with Blancita on Lezzy Day and I didn't even molest her properly. I'm so sad. :( I should have recorded it and placed it on youtube, right? ;)
Yup, it does suck being that far away. At least you're not a 30hr trip away though. It could be worse. I hope you feel happier soon.
So very true. I'm just being a pussy is all. haha I'm getting over it today. Well that is until dad called telling me that he really misses me and he saw my pix and started crying. BAH!
I understand, I cry EVERYTIME I drive away from my mom's house, and I've been doing it for 9 years. I just miss her and "home" so much. Just count the days til Christmas, doll.

Awww you're too cute, honey. Yah... I'll be counting the days where you'll be at your goal weight and I'll be wearing board shorts, a wife beater, and slippers on the beach. haha
Yup, moving from HI to upstate NY is enough to depress anyone, never mind the family proximity. On the other hand, look who get to stay with! Lovely Sean! I say worth the trade off, but I do feel for ya.
hahaa You're a sweetheart. I told Sean what you said over the phone and he said, "Tell Claudia she doesn't have to lie to make me feel better." hahaaa! He's such a dork. Also, the reason I was quiet at first when we first met was because I was ashamed that I looked all nappy. LOL My fat ass had been walking around NYC for 8 muthafuckin' hours and I was looking all oily and shit. How embarrassing! But I opened up after a few minutes.. haha
The holidays mean there will be tons of noogies, weggies, wrestling, and mushroom stamps (please tell me you know what this is!).

Awww yes... "the mushroom stamp." I'm aware of what that is. Reason being, Sean tried doing that to me when I was pretending to be passed out from drinking. He nearly loss his cock that day. HA!!!
Hey you im sorry your sad abt your sis...crying like a fuckin little bitch - I LOVE THAT - ha ha ha - Ive had a very emotional day yesturday adn was doing the same

Aww baby, I'm sorry to hear that you were down also. If you need to vent, PM me or reach me via yahoo. :hug2: Hope you're feeling better today, angel.
Oh my god! I just read your crotch-rot lady story! That was so hilarious. How can you not notice smelling that bad?? So freaking gross.

Seriously, right?? Before I go to the gym, I make sure I'm smelling as sweet as a rose. Armpits, breath, cootch.. gotta get that ALL IN CHECK before working out. I'm sorry, but how in the hell can you NOT know your cootchie's rotting? BAH!! Filthy hooker bitch. For those in the dark...:

http://weight-loss.fitness.com/off-topic/16556-those-people-gym.html#post348975

-Sheryl
 
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Jeez, and to think I almost happily went on with my boring little life without reading the crotch-rot story. :svengo: Damn, that's some funny stuff. I wish I had your attitude!
 
OMFG!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing when I read that crotch rot lady at the gym story. Sheryl, are you sure you're a woman? Because mami has some BALLS!! :biggrinjester:

So when you got a whiff of her eau de crotch, is this what happend? :svengo::svengo:
 
This is the first day of hitting the gym hard since Randi's been here. Damn, I sure missed weight training. I need to get rid of this "Randi Came In and Fucked Up My Routine" weight. haha! I should be back to 160 by the end of this week. Hell, I better be, because I'm planning to bust my ass off for the next month. Anyways... on to today's accomplishments:


Workout:

- Muay Thai (60 mins)
- Weight Training- Upperbody (55 mins)
- Arc Trainer (Interval Training, Level=7) (20 mins, 5/5min warmup/cooldown)
- Ab Jam (20 mins)

Meals:

Breakfast:
- Lender's Whole Wheat Bagel with lean turkey breast slices and slice Sargento Provolone cheese (430 cal)

Snack:
- 1/2c 1% cottage cheese with 1c Kashi Go Lean and 1c sliced strawberries
(270 cal)

Lunch:
- Chicken breast with 1c whole wheat rotini with 1c sliced green bell peppers, 1/2c red onions, 1c romaine tossed salad and 2 tb Italian Dressing (460 cal)

Post Workout Snack:
- Breyer's Light Blueberry yogurt with 1 medium sliced banana and 1/2c Kashi Go Lean (290 cal)

Dinner:
- 1c whole wheat rotini with homemade red sauce (onions, green peppers, basil) with 1 sliced Jennie-O Lean Hot Turkey Sausage
- 1 1/2 c romaine salad with 1/4c red onions and 2tbs italian dressing
(490 cal)

Total Calories: 1,940 cal (1930-2280)
Water: 12 cups
Notes: Time to purchase new workout clothes, because my ass was showing today when I was at the gym. Luckily the old man who noticed walked up to me and said, "Just so you know... your pink panties are showing." Needless to say, I wanted to high five him for perving on such a hot piece of ass. Here's to you, perving older gentlemen with the Cake Band T-shirt.

-Sheryl
 
Yeah I am alive...........coughs......sniffles........gasps for air........
geeeesh........TY for checking on me have a gr8 day Tammy
 
Exciting the old men at the gym, showing him your panties, huh...... you little slut you.

:p

Oh yah.. that was my master plan. Flash an old man my panties, so I know how it feels to be wank material, right? "That's right, grandpa... get your perv on, because you know you can't find ass this hot in the convalescent home. No bed wounds, baby." You're a sick man, Steve.

By the way... your post made me purr. HA!
Yeah I am alive...........coughs......sniffles........gasps for air........
geeeesh........TY for checking on me have a gr8 day Tammy

Awww mama.... drink some hot tea to clear all that crap up. :hug2: Poor doll.

-Sheryl
 
Well Good Morning and welcome back Sweetness!! You mentioned that guy was wearing a "Cake" tshirt, if your talking about the band, I like Cake the "band" my hubby has several of their CD's they are pretty cool, in a retro kinda way. LOL LOL

Here is to you busting your NICE ASS this week at the gym and at home!! I know those nuisance pounds will be gone in NO TIME!! Plus, with that damn good menu, SHEEEZ I want to come eat at your house today!! That all sounds so well rounded as far as nutritional value!! WAY TO GO!!

I'm happy your back, and I missed ya big time!
Sugar Butt!
 
Bah... wtf? It seems everyone's been either getting laid or getting sick. I'm getting neither. hahaaaa!! Hey, angel butt.. wanted to drop in to say good for you for having "awesome sex" last night and well, getting to spend quality time with the H. Love yas, doll.

-Sheryl

*Snorts!* :D

Hubby was so dern cute bc he couldn't keep his hands off my ass.

It has gotten firmer with all that walkin' up/down hills..

Made me feel so good!

Cory caught him at one point pattin' me and was like:

OMG...BARF...I'm going to Hectors to play Guitar Hero..

We were like: GREAT! BYE! :D HAHAHA!

Now...I can't help with you and Sean but I'll be here for ya on TLD!
:biggrinjester:

As you would say...

Back that ass up! :biggrinjester:

>>>>>>>>>>>

Great work-out!

Awesome food choices to. *WooT!* :hug2:

You rock those pink panties gurl!!

*Smoochies!*

TTYS Beautiful.
 
See, now look who's got the old guys hitting on her!

Amber.... he baked me a "special cupcake" this morning. I had to give it away to a staff member on the sly, because I told him I was "watching my calories." In fact, I was afraid he may have put something "special" in it for me to ingest. Yumm. ICK! LOL
Well Good Morning and welcome back Sweetness!! You mentioned that guy was wearing a "Cake" tshirt, if your talking about the band, I like Cake the "band" my hubby has several of their CD's they are pretty cool, in a retro kinda way. LOL LOL

Here is to you busting your NICE ASS this week at the gym and at home!! I know those nuisance pounds will be gone in NO TIME!! Plus, with that damn good menu, SHEEEZ I want to come eat at your house today!! That all sounds so well rounded as far as nutritional value!! WAY TO GO!!

Kim... I need your arms around me... I need to feel your touch... ha! I love Cake... oh and the band called "Cake." hahaa! I was digging the fact that this 70 year old man was rocking a Cake t-shirt. Unfortunately, now it seems he wants a piece of my "pie." HA! jk! LOL And like I said before, I'd be MORE than happy to cook for you one of these days. :D

Cory caught him at one point pattin' me and was like:

OMG...BARF...I'm going to Hectors to play Guitar Hero..

We were like: GREAT! BYE! :D HAHAHA!


You rock those pink panties gurl!!

*Smoochies!*

TTYS Beautiful.

HA! That whole post made me LMAO.... that deserves green, angel! haha!

-Sheryl
 
***Note to self, think how quickly I can obtain a ticket to NY for said meal*** think, think, think................................... You know I'm Impatiently waiting for that day!! :toetap05:

I LUB YA GIRLIE!!
:cheers2:
 
Hi!

I'm Tyly (tie-lee).

I was a member here for a good long while, but I fell off the bandwagon. I'm back on now, though!

I just wanted to introduce myself, because I really think I'm gonna like you a lot! You are hilarious!! :D
 
I need to get rid of this "Randi Came In and Fucked Up My Routine" weight. haha! I....I wanted to high five him for perving on such a hot piece of ass. Here's to you, perving older gentlemen with the Cake Band T-shirt.

LOL!!!:hurray: Have fun!

I was digging the fact that this 70 year old man was rocking a Cake t-shirt. Unfortunately, now it seems he wants a piece of my "pie." HA! jk! LOL

LOL!!! You're awesome!
 
Hello pink-pantied geezer bandit!!!! Breaking dirty old men's hearts--shame on you! :smilielol5::smilielol5:

So did you take a big dump and lose that lb you gained last week? :biggrinjester:
 
Hubby was so dern cute bc he couldn't keep his hands off my ass.
Cory caught him at one point pattin' me and was like:
OMG...BARF...I'm going to Hectors to play Guitar Hero..
We were like: GREAT! BYE! :D HAHAHA!

Ha! That's a riot. I groped my H's fine ass in the kitchen tonight and he got annoyed!! WTF is wrong with him?????? Any man should be thrilled to death to have me grope his ass..lmao. :smilielol5:
 
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