MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hm...Val couldn't even finish her thought as to what the poem was...I've never seen anyone speechless in Sheryl's diary before!

And I am curious as to what the calandar things is you do? Is it talked about somewhere in here?
 
AmbaLove said:
Hm...Val couldn't even finish her thought as to what the poem was...I've never seen anyone speechless in Sheryl's diary before!

And I am curious as to what the calandar things is you do? Is it talked about somewhere in here?
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LOL!! I was insinuating that your poem is SOLID GOLD by my attachment!! :D :hurray:

Calendar things? I'm confused, what did I say?? :confused:
 
Miss Ladybug said:
What about the hubby's work?? Does anyone bring food items to the guys during this day?? Maybe you can HAND deliver to the boys a home cooked meal, since they are all working on that wonderful day??? Well, I'm sure you already thought about that, but it just made sense, since your an awesome cook and you know the boys, they love their viddles. LOL LOL
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Oh most definitely, honey. Unfortunately, most of the boys will be tending to their beats, so they can't really sit down and enjoy an actual meal. I'm planning to bake a couple pumpkin pies and Sheryl's Drop Them Panties Custard pie. What can I say, men... they love my pie. :D Knowing me, I'll also probably bake some pumpkin bread, so those not into "sweet things" can enjoy a slice while driving around. It's in the works, honey.

Oh and since this is WED, I'm VISUALIZING your sexy butt up on that pole, doing a miss booty dance, DAMN I can see it now, you looking like Demi Moore in Striptease. HOT DAMN!!! I better go visit other diary's or I'll be in trouble before I know it!!
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Ummm.... oh Lord... said "pole" was actually Sean's dick. HA! 9" pole. Get it? HA! You naughty girl you! Also... I'm much better than Demi Moore... I don't need to pay an arm and an ass to get my knees lifted, my face stapled to the back of my head, or any of that other crap. ;) I love yas, darling.
AmbaLove said:
A poem for the awesomeness that is Sheryl:

I am sorry Sean is so sick
Because you really need some dick
I hope that soon he will throw down
And turn your frown upside down
by drilling you like crazy mad
with the bestest sex you've ever had.
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Holy crap... that had to be one of the coolest poems anyone has ever written me, Amber! hahaa! It was so good, I had to share it with Sean. btw.. he loved it and said that you're might creative.
Blancita said:
Morning luv :). H is supposed to be bringing The Camera to UPS today. Will advise. Sorry for the continued delay. Eeek.

What's going on with you?
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Awww thanks, Mami.. and thank David for me also. Damn me and my absent assed mind. As for myself, I pretty much bummed it all day with Sean. I didn't feel like doing all too much. Frickin' rain. BAH!
ummhusayn said:
omg that poem was too much!!!! Definately not a poem for the kiddies...lmao
Im sure sheryl gave in and let shawn have his way.....shes probably gardening right now!!!
rena
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Ummm no, beautiful one.... there was no 'gardening' today. It was straight up hair pulling, ass slapping 2 hours of well deserved fun. I'll tell you more about it later on. LOL!
AmyRB said:
I went to Office Depot last weekend and bought one on those big desk calendars to chart my progress. My H is making fun of me because I taped it to the bedroom wall with one of my "skinny pics" from my pre-preg days. I now see why you have done so well with your weight loss. This idea of yours is keeping my ass on track. Thanks!!
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WOOHOO! That's great and I hope it works well for you. I'm all about visuals, b/c well.. I'm ADD. haha!

 
hickgurltx said:
..Hello Sexy Wonder Woman..

:drool5: Would love to see ya in those under-rues! {how the hell you spell that? lol}
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God... I used to rock those when I was a rolly polly little kid. HA! Also, I wanted sooooo badly to wear Thundercat underroos, but mom would keep saying, "Damnitt, Sheryl! You can't wear boy underwear!" Little did she know that it would be today's lingerie fashion, right? Sheesh...
niapage said:
Howdy MGB,
Hope Sean gets better and I also hope
you don't get either then that would be 2 of ya down.LOL
@ the poem habve a gr8 day Tammy
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OOooooh believe me, doll... I've been running around the house with Clorox whipes, spraying down the telephone with Lysol, taking my 1000mg Vitamin C pill, and chugging lots of water and green tea. I hate being sick. It's such a pain in the ass.
AmbaLove said:
Hm...Val couldn't even finish her thought as to what the poem was...I've never seen anyone speechless in Sheryl's diary before!
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Oh there have been a few.... but they usually PM to either laugh, bitch, or throw a tantrum. If it's the latter, I usually send them a nice big "IF YOU'RE A PUSSY, STAY OUT OF MY DIARY" post.

And I am curious as to what the calandar things is you do? Is it talked about somewhere in here?
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Actually the calendar thing came into play at Blancita's diary prior to the new one. Steve and I were talking about visualizations and the importance of them when creating goals and well in this case, weight loss. So I posted my visuals to give Blancita a peek as to what I do to stay on track.

My "Desk Sized Calendars" placed on the wall, marking my workouts.


My 160s poster covered in wedding pics of me at about 215 or so.


-Sheryl
 
No, Val, you did not mention any calander things. Amy mentioned that Sheryl has a calandar, that was what I was referring to!

Sheryl, I am glad my poem came true for you...maybe I am a poetic prophet? Hmm...I'll have to write another and see if it comes true!
 
BEWARE: I Got Laid and I Feel The Need to Brag

So after reading the beautiful Ambalove's poem, I began to think to myself, "Hmmm.... I wonder if I'm going to get laid today." Sean worked an 11pm-7am shift last night and for the most part, sleeps most of the day away to make up for the shitty rotating shift. He's laying in bed, I pop my head through the door, and he sees me and says, "Yes, beautiful?" "Hey, homeboy... how are you feeling? Still sick?" "Nah.. I feel almost a hundred percent. I can breath at least." "Aww yes... breathing is very important. Okay... you sleep a bit more. I'll come and bug you in a couple of hours. I'm off to the gym and whatnot."

For those who know me, I'm a straight up nympho and a week is seriously too long. I'm practically pulling some serious Exorcist bullshit on this end. Sure... the sybian's fun after a few times, but it's nowhere near actual sex. Sex toys? Ummm nah... I'm just not digging plastic and rubber dongs at the mo. Well, Sean did say he was a lot better. Fuck it... I'm taking it whether he likes it or not.

4 hours later of gym, grocery shopping and running other various errands, I get home. I eat something, take a shower, and get situated for the 'take down.' I peek through the door and he's awake. "Umm yes?" "Oh nothing. Just thought I'd come upstairs and check up on you." "If that's the case, why does it seem like you're scheming up something in that pretty head of yours?" Damn this bastard knows me all too well. I just smile and pull out from behind my back a six pack of Gatorade. "You went to the store to buy Gatorade? You don't even drink that." "Oh no.. it's not for me. It's for you. You're going to need it after I'm through with you." He laughs, "Babe... I don't want you to get sick." "Missionary's out. Now shut up and strip." A huge bump on the head, a few scratches and bitemarks later, Sean tapped out. Aww yes... who would have thought such a sweet little poem would have resulted in 2 hours of awesome rough sex. On to today's accomplishments:

Workout:

- 20 min Turbo Jam
- 25 min Arc Trainer (Interval Training, Level=9)
- 50 min weight training: Chest, Abs, and Triceps
- 120 min of back breaking sex

Meals:

Breakfast:
- homemade cinnamon french toast (2 slices whole wheat Sara lee bread) with 1c 1% milk
- 1/2 c 1% cottage cheese with 1 sliced kiwi, 1/2 medium banana, and 1/2c sliced strawberries (450 cal)

postworkout snack:
-whole wheat english muffin with lean turkey breast slices and 1 slice Borden Dairy kid's american cheese (Just fyi.. that Borden Dairy Kid Builder Cheese has 40% calcium in one freaking slice! Awesome!) (280 cal)

Lunch:
- whole wheat thomas bagel with 2 tb peanut butter and sliced medium banana
- 1c 1% milk (670 cal)

Dinner:
- whole wheat pasta with 5oz tilapia, 1/2c onions, 1c green bell peppers, 3/4c tomatoes, 1c mushrooms with provolone cheese (590 cal)

Total Calories: 1,985 cal (1930-2280)
Water: 12 cups
Notes: Need to wake up at 5:30am to start working out at home, so once Sean gets in, I can head off to the gym. I want to get an early start in getting all my cardio and weight training done before 12pm. Wishing everyone a wonderful evening and best of all, Friday tomorrow! :D

-Sheryl

 
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LMAO!! You are such a nympho. So here's my question for you--when we run the Amazing Race together, it lasts about a month. So what are you gonna do without sex that long??????? TLD is only once a week. Oh, shit!! Does that mean I'm gonna have to be your bitch? :D Good thing I like it rough. ;)
 
H wouldn't stop teasing me if I hung those shits up. Ha ha. But your Sean is so sweet so I'm not surprised he's so supportive.

So you've proved my theory about thin guys packing heat, since Sean is pretty damn slim like my H. LMAO

UPS UPDATE: We are going to the UPS TODAY! Ha ha. We are so lame, but it was just pissing down with rain yesterday as you know.

Have a great one luvette :).
 
What do you mean, ON TO TODAY'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS, didn't that get done when you jumped the bone??

LOL LOL

AHHH Girlfriend, I'm right there with you, I Don't like waiting to long for it, it makes things realllllyyyy aggressive, which in my bed is a good thing.
LOL LOL

I'm happy to see your worked the calories at home and at the gym, lucky little shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading that just made me horny, I need to go home and jump it myself. Don't think I won't either, you know me, plus I didn't get any this week yet. LOL LOL Talk to you later gator!
 
Well, I never knew my writing to influence someone so well... Congratulations!

"Sean tapped out" made me smile, as my husband does that too when he is done...it's the martial artist in him!
 
I'm so naive and innocent...haha. What does tapped out mean?? I thought she meant he was tired out. Obviously this is not the case. :D
 
Kimberly, in my case, and I assume Sheryl's, here is what I referred to:

In a wrestling match, grappling match, etc, the person "losing" can "tap out" if they are in too much pain, cannot breathe, etc. By doing so you simply, literally, tap the other person a few times to let them know you concede defeat. It basically means "I'm done."

After my husband is "done" and cannot take any more, he literally taps out and says "I'm done" or "all done" or, if I've been really good, "AHHH, D, Ah, Done."
 
Nice Sheryl, nice!!!

Sounds like it was well worth the wait!!!

And a dumb question, because I've missed out on passed conversations...

What's TLD?
 
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