You are the only person I know that eats all that crap and doesn't gain a lb...HAHAHA, are you human?!? When I lived in Texas I would visit Cici's once a month (my dad loved it), the cheese/garlic bread were my favorite I would have 3-4 squares (apart from Hawaiian pizza of course)...but I can't imagine eating ALL of what you just described, I would be in food coma/lethargic for 2 days at least. 
 
I know you have said it before, but I forgot it, what's your goal 6 again?
On another note, keep up the good work with all the exercise Matt...it's keeping your metabolism in check for those cheat days, which means you are doing the right thing! ;-)
Xoxox