Kelly Ripa--healthy or too skinny??

Michelley85 said:
Eh, no. I have one of the g-spot vibrators and still, nothing.... :(
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Maybe you're just trying to hard. I've only been with one girl, but, for some reason, a lot of girls tell me all of their secrets and stuff. Anyway, when girls start telling me about that kind of stuff, it always comes back to them trying too hard. They concentrate sooooo hard on finding the right spot that it keeps them from allowing themselves to enjoy it. So, just sit back, don't think about it, don't worry if it's amazing or not...just let it feel good.

And, if that doesn't work, I guess you'll just have to have sex with me.
 
I haven't actually ever searched for it that desperately. More out of scientific interest.....*lol*....things feel pretty darn good without going for that one spot, so I'm not bothered. Got one of those funny shaped vibrators as well, but all that does is hurt, and not just a little bit, so that's in the bottom of the drawer now, and that's where it will stay.

Nah, I personally think the g-spot's overrated....what's wrong with all the other nice spots that you can touch and play with??

Oh and Chef? Funnily enough, hubby wasn't tired at all...at least not for a couple of hours.....;) :Angel_anim:
 
seriously for the good of my fellow womenkind...

you haven't found it/aren't bothered whether you find it or not?????????

whattttttttttttt???!!!!!!!!!! are you kidding me?????

so the most incredible toe fucking curling leg spasmy room spinning orgasms you are ever likely to have..............mean nothing to you?????????????

purleaseeeeeeee............


yes THAT good....:drool5::drool5::drool5: (& you don't even need one of those man things LOL)

but as this is not a sex facts for girls forum i won't do a detailed 'g spot for lazygirls' post here...but if you want to pm me...i'll take you through it as it were....chefs right though a bendy anything will do...banana/vibe...luckily i have bendy legs & fingers LOL (yoga helps you reach the parts that other workouts can't apparently :))
 
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as for you dear chef....

i think a personal ad is in order...newspaper/iternet whatever....
off the top of my head....

LET ME FIND YOUR FUNNY BONE & G SPOT........

ps one woman???????????????? what/why?????!!!!
OMG!!! you are wasting away as we speak love...GET MINGLING & GET BUSY!!

ppppps don't knock my former 'heidi fleiss' stint though (would've said cynthia payne but you yanks might not get that!!) sex chat lines are one thing...a voice is a voice...all women have a sexy breathless voice they can put on...the best one was in her 60's!!!! she used to spend her time knitting/doing crossword puzzles.......very sexy...yrs & yrs of smoking probably did it...the throaty chuckle!!

i smoked for about 8 yrs on & off long time ago (but they were only menthol so didn't count :D) but i'm blessed with a dirty laugh anyway so i'm told but what does that really mean???!! anyway............back to the escort thing....

the girls i had working for the agency were all lovely & interviewed by myself...which was a bit weird as not only did i have to look at them as a man would to see if i'd find them sexy (or as a female client would too of course) but i used to interview them at a local coffee bar...if only the other cutomers knew what we were discussing...anal?? toys?? oral?? bi?? etc...

then again i'm a total hippocrite i wouldn't want any man of mine to have been with an escort or at least i wouldn't want to know about it if he had...& only my oldest closest friend & old neighbour really knew that i was a bit of a madame back then....i'll talk about it to ppl not directly involved with my life & even some other friends too now as that chapter of my life has been well & truly over for yrs...(really i just like to shock ppl...always have...apparently i don't look like i'd do 'something like that' which just makes it more fun to tell!!) my hairdresser loves hearing my little stories...they give her a giggle & pass the time while shes blowdrying my hair!!

but my exes???! i mean the very very few that i still actually like/have respect for??! noooooo way!!!! if one of them was to say i've just heard this rumour about you is it true??? i'd deny it to my bloody grave!!!! luckily i'm a very good actress...i could lie my stockings off if i had too. best way to lie??? always mix in a little of the truth...better still just twist the truth...& believe it too when you say it :newangel:
 
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As said, bendy things just hurt, so that's out of the question....and I'm doing pretty well in the toe curling department as it is, thanks....*lol*...maybe I already found it and am just not aware that 'that's it'?? :p
 
San said:
As said, bendy things just hurt, so that's out of the question....and I'm doing pretty well in the toe curling department as it is, thanks....*lol*...maybe I already found it and am just not aware that 'that's it'?? :p
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that may well be the case!! :)
 
San said:
Oh and Chef? Funnily enough, hubby wasn't tired at all...at least not for a couple of hours.....;) :Angel_anim:
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A couple of hours? What is he, a robot?


baglady2713 said:
i think a personal ad is in order...newspaper/iternet whatever....
off the top of my head....

LET ME FIND YOUR FUNNY BONE & G SPOT........
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Can I have a disclaimer at the bottom of my ad? I want it to read:

I would also like to put my thumb in your butt. Why? Because I'm awesome.
 
ChefChiTown said:
A couple of hours? What is he, a robot?




Can I have a disclaimer at the bottom of my ad? I want it to read:

I would also like to put my thumb in your butt. Why? Because I'm awesome.
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hahaha you tickle me...even without putting that blummin thumb of yours anywhere near me...........LOL
 
San said:
*lol*....nope, not that I'm aware of. Are you saying that a couple of hours is something unusual? I thought that was the norm.....or am I just spoiled??^^
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i'm with chef...

don't get me wrong i've had my fair share of sexed up sessions that have gone on for hrs...& hrs...usually back in the days of too much alcohol & party drugs shall we say?? but really...you just end up feeling a bit sore and/or bored LOL

ooooooh a good hr with hmmmm two orgasms to his one that does me very nicely thank you very much :D


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forgot about the massage...add on another hr for that...for me obviously not 'him'!!! (in my mind today its gerard butler ahhhhhhhh)

massage is something men always promise but never ever do...once you're naked thats it...their minds just seem to wander........
 
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San said:
*lol*....nope, not that I'm aware of. Are you saying that a couple of hours is something unusual? I thought that was the norm.....or am I just spoiled??^^
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I can't even last a couple of hours with myself, let alone with a girl. I'm lucky to get 20 good minutes from myself.

baglady2713 said:
hahaha you tickle me...even without putting that blummin thumb of yours anywhere near me...........LOL
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You know, I was thinking...

Of all the fingers, why would a girl want me to put a thumb in her butt? I might as well be putting in my penis. I mean, they're about the same size.
 
ChefChiTown said:
You know, I was thinking...

Of all the fingers, why would a girl want me to put a thumb in her butt? I might as well be putting in my penis. I mean, they're about the same size.
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LOL! That would be a good scenario then for bum secks cuzzz Im sure any girl whos had it can vouche they would prefer a smaller penis when that comes to play, so by all means I am just fine with that...no fear Chef ;)
 
ChefChiTown said:
I can't even last a couple of hours with myself, let alone with a girl. I'm lucky to get 20 good minutes from myself.



You know, I was thinking...

Of all the fingers, why would a girl want me to put a thumb in her butt? I might as well be putting in my penis. I mean, they're about the same size.
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maybe if you let her try the cucumber/courgette on you first she might agree??
(ok ok...you say its on the small side...so what about a raw carrot?? LOL)
 
Mad4Chillas said:
LOL! That would be a good scenario then for bum secks cuzzz Im sure any girl whos had it can vouche they would prefer a smaller penis when that comes to play, so by all means I am just fine with that...no fear Chef ;)
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Oh my God...you're right. I think you just found my "angle". I mean, dude...think about it. Girls that want to try anal sex, but are just afraid of it hurting, could have sex with me because I have a small penis. So, they would be getting to try something pleasurable and I, of course, would be having sex...SIGH, yeah, yeah, this is my new gimmick.
 
we have now officially turned the kelly ripa/skinny thread in to the sex obsessed pervs corner of WLF!!! nice!! ;)

i wonder if this thread would come up on a google search for her??? LOL
 
baglady2713 said:
maybe if you let her try the cucumber/courgette on you first she might agree??
(ok ok...you say its on the small side...so what about a raw carrot?? LOL)
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Let her try it on ME?!?!?! Eh, ok. I'd prefer if she started with a finger. Then, maybe we could work up to bigger things. Like a shampoo bottle.
 
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