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Jeez....it couldn't be more obvious if she had 'silicone inside' tattooed on them....honestly, I prefer smaller real ones over big fake ones any time of the day. Ever touched fake boobs? They feel....ugh....just horrible. *shudder*
Kelly Ripa--healthy or too skinny??
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Jeez....it couldn't be more obvious if she had 'silicone inside' tattooed on them....honestly, I prefer smaller real ones over big fake ones any time of the day. Ever touched fake boobs? They feel....ugh....just horrible. *shudder*
ChefChiTown
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baglady2713
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tbh....theres fake tits...& FAKE tits!!!!
ie 'natural' teardrop ones that droop a bit & hard melon ones that don't...plus if the implant is put under the chest muscle you can't feel it...its when they put it over that they look super FAKE!!! think this usually done on skinny types with no muscle like posh & this ripa woman...then you can not only feel it but see it like a ridge sticking up & around...not nice....
have i felt fake tits?? yeah i've felt a few...haven't we all??!
funny i usually say boobs/breasts...one mention off fake & its tits tits tits!!!??
ie 'natural' teardrop ones that droop a bit & hard melon ones that don't...plus if the implant is put under the chest muscle you can't feel it...its when they put it over that they look super FAKE!!! think this usually done on skinny types with no muscle like posh & this ripa woman...then you can not only feel it but see it like a ridge sticking up & around...not nice....
have i felt fake tits?? yeah i've felt a few...haven't we all??!
funny i usually say boobs/breasts...one mention off fake & its tits tits tits!!!??
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Admittedly, I've seen a few that looked okay, but you can still tell they're fake.
Not sure if we all have....I know a few women who never had their hands on other women's boobs.....they don't know what they are missing....*lol*
And I said boobs, not tits.....but I think most people say 'fake tits', cause it's more....dunno how to put it.....'boobs' sounds nice and soft and cuddly. 'Tits' sounds kinda hard...just like fake tits.....
Did that make sense at all? *lol*
Not sure if we all have....I know a few women who never had their hands on other women's boobs.....they don't know what they are missing....*lol*
And I said boobs, not tits.....but I think most people say 'fake tits', cause it's more....dunno how to put it.....'boobs' sounds nice and soft and cuddly. 'Tits' sounds kinda hard...just like fake tits.....
Did that make sense at all?
*lol*
ChristyP
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Wow... The internet boggles the mind. You people are saying how unattractive Kelly Ripa's too skinny body is... and then you go on to talk about how many piercings you have! I am laughing! I love it. lol... I think the lady in those pictures with the "vampire bite" piercings would be better served if she fixed her front teeth instead of spending the money on piercings.
ChefChiTown
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baglady2713
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yeah i know...fake tits just goes doesn't it??! thats why it must have kept slipping out of my mouth in my other post!!
between you & me...take a look at my slight cleavage shot in my album (black all in one...) so do they look fake???! & believe me they don't feel it...even when squeezed & no one has ever said they do or even suspected either...
not even ex hubbie no.1...& i got the girls after our divorce!!! i told him i'd just put a bit of weight on...he was too busy checking out my new tits (damn i'll have to call my own that...now that i've fessed up!!) to question it. men...eh??! breastfed both my children...first was 11lb born (oh sooooo true!!!!) & sucked the life out of my poor boobs (oh how he loves me regaling that story to ppl now thats hes 20!! hahahha) ended up with mastitis...so treated myself to new boobs when i could afford it. was able to beastfeed 2nd baby too...no problems (though only did both for 6wks each)
my gripe with posh is that she always denied having a boob job for yrs even when asked directly...with those blummin torpedoes strapped to her chest??! what does she think we all are?? idiots!! if i was asked i'd admit it. i told my GF's...but as for men?? they've never bloody asked...& it was yrs & yrs ago now so doubt anyone ever will...as they have gone even softer now...they are teardrop shape & fall naturally but they'll never droop!! yay!!! they're a full 34 c...but pert so i don't have to really wear a bra either!!
i'll be a 90 yr old woman with a great pair of tits!!!
between you & me...take a look at my slight cleavage shot in my album (black all in one...) so do they look fake???! & believe me they don't feel it...even when squeezed & no one has ever said they do or even suspected either...
not even ex hubbie no.1...& i got the girls after our divorce!!! i told him i'd just put a bit of weight on...he was too busy checking out my new tits (damn i'll have to call my own that...now that i've fessed up!!) to question it. men...eh??! breastfed both my children...first was 11lb born (oh sooooo true!!!!) & sucked the life out of my poor boobs (oh how he loves me regaling that story to ppl now thats hes 20!! hahahha) ended up with mastitis...so treated myself to new boobs when i could afford it. was able to beastfeed 2nd baby too...no problems (though only did both for 6wks each)
my gripe with posh is that she always denied having a boob job for yrs even when asked directly...with those blummin torpedoes strapped to her chest??! what does she think we all are?? idiots!! if i was asked i'd admit it. i told my GF's...but as for men?? they've never bloody asked...& it was yrs & yrs ago now so doubt anyone ever will...as they have gone even softer now...they are teardrop shape & fall naturally but they'll never droop!! yay!!! they're a full 34 c...but pert so i don't have to really wear a bra either!!
i'll be a 90 yr old woman with a great pair of tits!!!
baglady2713
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oh chef...you're such a funny guy
i remember you saying you've turned a few girls in your day...
do you go for butch women who are maybe struggling with their sexual identity...so just trying you/men out???
anyway....i for one don't know how you're bloody single...you should be laughing those blummin girls knickers off all the way!!!
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of course not all lesbians (or potential ones...chef LOL) are butch looking
but i've had two rather iffy experiences with lesbians who were very butch looking. one relished being so...think she got off on looking as masculine as possible & being mistaken for a guy...i didn't...i knew her (sort of) but i now know that if a woman with a penchant for the laaaadies is rotten drunk & knocks at my door at 3am saying shes locked out (turned out she wasn't...) i shouldn't let her in...as apparently some women can come on just as strongly as men can...& get pissed off just as much if you say NO to them...
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ChefChiTown
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oh chef...you're such a funny guy
i remember you saying you've turned a few girls in your day...
do you go for butch women who are maybe struggling with their sexual identity...so just trying you/men out???
anyway....i for one don't know how you're bloody single...you should be laughing those blummin girls knickers off all the way!!!
Lesbian girlfriend #1 - Extremely feminine, cute, looked similar to Jennifer Lopez (sort of), definitely not butch. She pretended to be straight for the 3 years we dated so she could "fit in" and feel "normal". Then, when she was ready to head off to college, she dumped my ass, came out of the closet and starting dating women...again.
Lesbian girlfriend #2 - Extremely feminine, cute, looked similar to Rachel Bilson, definitely not butch. We dated for a bit, went to a bar one night, her ex-girlfriend walked in (which I did not know who she was at the time), things got uncomfortable between them, she told me why it was uncomfortable, I flipped out and went home.
I asked both of those girls why they would date me, knowing that they were gay. Both girls said the same exact thing; "you make me feel really comfortable", "you're not like other guys", "I trust you", etc.
Honestly, I'm afraid of getting a "#3", so I'm living the lonely life. Sure, it sucks not having anybody, but that's why I'm thankful for hand lotion and free internet porn...
Speaking of...
:ziiiiiip:
baglady2713
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dear chef....
2???!! big whoop!!! i've probably had more exes than you've had hot dinners love!!!
though not recently of course...due to pudginess...& a child with autism who needs me 24/7...who was i swear literally sent by god to stop me ever dating or having sex again...ever....and to keep me from going down (or is it up??) that blummin aisle again...ohhhhh god is such a joker...NOT!!!
(thought i'd try the NOT thing one last time...did i get away with it?? LOL)
2???!! big whoop!!! i've probably had more exes than you've had hot dinners love!!!
though not recently of course...due to pudginess...& a child with autism who needs me 24/7...who was i swear literally sent by god to stop me ever dating or having sex again...ever....and to keep me from going down (or is it up??) that blummin aisle again...ohhhhh god is such a joker...NOT!!!
(thought i'd try the NOT thing one last time...did i get away with it?? LOL)
ChefChiTown
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Yeah, but my ex-girlfriends were lesbians. How many closet gay guys have you been with?
I sacrificed absolutely everything in my life for the first girl and gave up my future of playing baseball for her. I wanted to marry her, have kids, a family; the life of my dreams. I even had a ring picked outp. I literally threw everything away for her and how did she thank me? By telling me that she wanted to go fuck other women after 3 years of a dedicated, committed relationship.
It took me a few years to recover from that. When I finally did, I met the second girl. She made me feel good, somewhat made me forget about my ex and I truly enjoyed being with her. I treated her well, made her laugh, kept her happy, supported her and her life and how does she thank me? By lying to me and not telling me that she too was gay. I only found out because her ex-girlfriend walked into the bar one night. If it wasn't for that, who knows how long she would've let our relationship drag out, you know?
I don't know, I just don't trust anybody anymore. It's not their fault, but I just don't trust anybody. I'd rather sit alone in my apartment then be used and torn apart again. I know it sounds stupid, but, 3 strikes and you're out. I don't want to be out, if you know what I mean.
Eh, I'm all serious right now. I need to beat my cock around and lighten up. Maybe I'll Google "Carrie Underwood nip slip" and see if she's shown anything by accident yet.
baglady2713
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fuckity fuck fuck fuck..............
everyone seemed to disappear from this thread when i admitted the boobs/tits thing...
good job i'm not paranoid.............FFS!!!!!??? hahaha
so are you all pm'ing about how fake they do look really???!!!
whatever....
everyone seemed to disappear from this thread when i admitted the boobs/tits thing...
good job i'm not paranoid.............FFS!!!!!??? hahaha
so are you all pm'ing about how fake they do look really???!!!
whatever....
baglady2713
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but you can't be 'out' if you're not in...
get out there chef...girls like a giggle...although now that i've admitted my many exes...its probably patently obvious that where men are concerned i'm quite easily pleased...hahaha
chef i could tell you stories about my exes that'd make your hair curl...but i don't focus on past crap...i know i'm fab & ITS THEM NOT ME (the mantra i swear & live by...LOL)
i did mention the headless corpse ex on the marriage thread today i think...(hope i didn't put the thread on a bit of a downer...
)as for closet exes?? who knows?? once i dump/divorce them they could fall off the face of the earth for all i care...i'm heartless like that
ChefChiTown
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but you can't be 'out' if you're not in...
get out there chef...girls like a giggle...although now that i've admitted my many exes...its probably patently obvious that where men are concerned i'm quite easily pleased...hahaha
chef i could tell you stories about my exes that'd make your hair curl...but i don't focus on past crap...i know i'm fab & ITS THEM NOT ME (the mantra i swear & live by...LOL)
i did mention the headless corpse ex on the marriage thread today i think...(hope i didn't put the thread on a bit of a downer...
as for closet exes?? who knows?? once i dump/divorce them they could fall off the face of the earth for all i care...i'm heartless like that
I wish it was as easy as "get back out there", but it's not. It's not like I don't want to find somebody, I just honestly don't give a shit if I do or not. I've accepted that I'm not what girls are looking for, so I'll just continue to deal with it. Sure, I'm smart, passionate, romantic, dedicated, trustworthy, comforting and I can create a laugh or two, but 99.9999999% of girls that I meet can't see past my fat shell of an exterior.
But, nothing that a few (AKA - A LOT OF) beers can't solve.
Headless corpse? Did you have sex with this headless corpse? Now that would be a good story.
Yeah, her arms totally freak me out in that horrid commercial! They look kind of deformed...Wait isn't that one of the Ross story lines from friends?
ChefChiTown
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Pretty much. Except, I don't get to have sex with Jennifer Aniston in the end.
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Baglady: Had a look at your pics, and on the pic where you're sitting it's hard to tell, but on the one where you're standing with the other two girls, I would have raised a brow and wondered how things can be that perky without a bra...either that, or you're wearing a well concealed bra! *lol*
In any case, they're looking good and not unnatural. I have no problems with somebody having fake boobs, that's their prerogative. It just irks me when they won't admit to it. As you said, Posh looks as if she's got two footballs screwed to her chest and she still claims it's all natural. Yeah, right, especially when you look at old Spice Girls stuff, where she's pretty much flat chested. *shakes head*
And men? Come on, most of them aren't capable of thinking straight at the time they get to play with the girls, how would they notice the difference?? *lol*
Chef: Unless you spent some time overseas, it's unlikely that I'm one of your exes. Seriously though, those girls should get shot. I am not gay, just for the record, I'm bi. I had relationships with men and women, but I always made it a point to make sure they knew my sexual preferences from the very beginning. Using somebody by not telling them stuff like that is one of the lowest things I can possibly think of.
My last relationship with a woman was probably the most serious I ever had, and I firmly believe that we would still be together if she hadn't been killed. But that's a completely different story. In any case, I'm married now (to a man), have an autistic stepson, and while it was never what I had planned on, I'm happy with it. I never thought I would settle for a 'normal' life, but I am with a person who loves me and takes me as I am, let's me do what I want and need to do. It's difficult sometimes, mainly due to our son who makes it impossible to have any kind of social life, but it's okay. And I'm babbling and probably boring people to death, sorry.
Anyway, what I meant to say was, Chef, I'm sorry you had to go through that. But not all women are like that, there are a lot of good ones out there, and you'll find the right one eventually, believe me! Not all of us are so shallow that they can't look past the exterior (which I seriously doubt is as bad as you are trying to make us believe), some of us actually do believe that it's what on the inside that counts!
In any case, they're looking good and not unnatural. I have no problems with somebody having fake boobs, that's their prerogative. It just irks me when they won't admit to it. As you said, Posh looks as if she's got two footballs screwed to her chest and she still claims it's all natural. Yeah, right, especially when you look at old Spice Girls stuff, where she's pretty much flat chested. *shakes head*
And men? Come on, most of them aren't capable of thinking straight at the time they get to play with the girls, how would they notice the difference?? *lol*
Chef: Unless you spent some time overseas, it's unlikely that I'm one of your exes. Seriously though, those girls should get shot. I am not gay, just for the record, I'm bi. I had relationships with men and women, but I always made it a point to make sure they knew my sexual preferences from the very beginning. Using somebody by not telling them stuff like that is one of the lowest things I can possibly think of.
My last relationship with a woman was probably the most serious I ever had, and I firmly believe that we would still be together if she hadn't been killed. But that's a completely different story. In any case, I'm married now (to a man), have an autistic stepson, and while it was never what I had planned on, I'm happy with it. I never thought I would settle for a 'normal' life, but I am with a person who loves me and takes me as I am, let's me do what I want and need to do. It's difficult sometimes, mainly due to our son who makes it impossible to have any kind of social life, but it's okay. And I'm babbling and probably boring people to death, sorry.
Anyway, what I meant to say was, Chef, I'm sorry you had to go through that. But not all women are like that, there are a lot of good ones out there, and you'll find the right one eventually, believe me!
Not all of us are so shallow that they can't look past the exterior (which I seriously doubt is as bad as you are trying to make us believe), some of us actually do believe that it's what on the inside that counts!
baglady2713
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yeah re pic in the dress i was a little too slim at the time so they are more noticable there..as they are on anyone too thin...posh etc...but think i might have been wearing a flesh coloured uplift bra too...as i was a bit of a strumpet back then it certainly seems like the type of thing i'd have done!! i do still have that dress as a matter of fact...but it now looks bloody tiny!!don't know why i've kept it as i've given most of my small sized stuff to friends daughters etc who are always quite delighted with my cast offs
i know what you mean about lack of a social life...i have an 8 yr old with autism...small world...
i always say i don't want a man for my next r/ship...i need a saint...who can not only fully accept (merely tolerate won't do!!) finn as he is...& the affect his condition has on.......well just about every aspect of my life...but he has to be able to handle the black widow phase of my life too...as thats > enough for any man...i definitely won't be disclosing the yrs i spent setting up & running escort agencies/sex chat lines...what he doesn't know won't hurt him
when you get caught up in that world though...you do see some sights...
i used to meet a man not far from the main courts in liverpool about once a week...to pass him a bag of (used...ickickick) womens tights (no i didn't wear them LOL) that was what he paid for...he liked them pre-worn...& unwashed!!(ditto on the icks................) this was quite a few yrs ago now but at the time i used to charge him £20 for each pair...for approx 7 prs a wk...(he liked to wear a 'fresh' pair each day...) the girls only used to put them on for about a minute...so it was a quick way to make a tenner...the madame kept £10 too of course!! btw the tights were very cheap crappy black ones...cost about £2 for a pack of 4!!
incidentally he told me he liked to wear them for work...we met during his lunch break...sometimes he'd be in such a rush he'd still have his flowing black robes on.........hmmmm now what could he have done for a living i wonder!!??
i got out of it all though after a few yrs asi didn't want it to 'harden' me towards men. you could end up very cynical about the whole r/ship thing. as so many of our clients were 'happily' married with wives who just didn't understand them the poor little loves..........yeah right...
(chef re sex chat lines/texts...don't ever be tempted to waste your blummin money ...as its just as likely to be a woman your own mothers age or even older that you're talking to than it is a pretty young thing!!)
i know what you mean about lack of a social life...i have an 8 yr old with autism...small world...
i always say i don't want a man for my next r/ship...i need a saint...who can not only fully accept (merely tolerate won't do!!) finn as he is...& the affect his condition has on.......well just about every aspect of my life...but he has to be able to handle the black widow phase of my life too...as thats > enough for any man...i definitely won't be disclosing the yrs i spent setting up & running escort agencies/sex chat lines...what he doesn't know won't hurt him
when you get caught up in that world though...you do see some sights...
i used to meet a man not far from the main courts in liverpool about once a week...to pass him a bag of (used...ickickick) womens tights (no i didn't wear them LOL) that was what he paid for...he liked them pre-worn...& unwashed!!(ditto on the icks................) this was quite a few yrs ago now but at the time i used to charge him £20 for each pair...for approx 7 prs a wk...(he liked to wear a 'fresh' pair each day...) the girls only used to put them on for about a minute...so it was a quick way to make a tenner...the madame kept £10 too of course!! btw the tights were very cheap crappy black ones...cost about £2 for a pack of 4!!
incidentally he told me he liked to wear them for work...we met during his lunch break...sometimes he'd be in such a rush he'd still have his flowing black robes on.........hmmmm now what could he have done for a living i wonder!!??
i got out of it all though after a few yrs asi didn't want it to 'harden' me towards men. you could end up very cynical about the whole r/ship thing. as so many of our clients were 'happily' married with wives who just didn't understand them the poor little loves..........yeah right...
(chef re sex chat lines/texts...don't ever be tempted to waste your blummin money ...as its just as likely to be a woman your own mothers age or even older that you're talking to than it is a pretty young thing!!)
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*lol*....lucky you, at least somebody's happy with your cast offs....nobody wants my potato-bags! *lol*...I noticed that you can make a few bucks on eBay with big stuff though, so I just whack everything that I grow out of (or too small for) on there, and if that doesn't work, it goes to charity.
Our son is 9....so yeah, small world.
I think I found exactly that....a saint....as much as I hate to admit it, and I would never tell him that....lol. He's not faultless, oh no, not at all. He can drive me stark raving mad, but usually it's small stuff. When it comes down to the really important things, he's great. My life so far has been pretty messed up right from the start, and he is one of only two people who knows the full story. I did some pretty crazy things and went through some sick sh*t, and as a result of that, I can be rather difficult to deal with at times....okay, most of the time. *lol* He's there when I need him, and lets me be when I need time for myself. So, I can't complain. Of course, if I could get him to start losing weight with me, that would be an added bonus, but hey....can't have it all I guess! lol
Can only agree with you about the chatlines and stuff....used to work for a chatline for a while, one of the dating hotlines, and also a plain porn hotline.....I felt sorry for the poor guys sometimes. I would be at home doing my ironing or play on the computer or clean the toilet while talking to them, just wearing my headset. I had a friend who did the same thing....64 years old and looking every day of it. It was fun, but then again, I wasn't paying $5 per minute or something insane like that...I was getting the money! *lol*
Our son is 9....so yeah, small world.
I think I found exactly that....a saint....as much as I hate to admit it, and I would never tell him that....lol. He's not faultless, oh no, not at all. He can drive me stark raving mad, but usually it's small stuff. When it comes down to the really important things, he's great. My life so far has been pretty messed up right from the start, and he is one of only two people who knows the full story. I did some pretty crazy things and went through some sick sh*t, and as a result of that, I can be rather difficult to deal with at times....okay, most of the time. *lol* He's there when I need him, and lets me be when I need time for myself. So, I can't complain. Of course, if I could get him to start losing weight with me, that would be an added bonus, but hey....can't have it all I guess! lol
Can only agree with you about the chatlines and stuff....used to work for a chatline for a while, one of the dating hotlines, and also a plain porn hotline.....I felt sorry for the poor guys sometimes. I would be at home doing my ironing or play on the computer or clean the toilet while talking to them, just wearing my headset. I had a friend who did the same thing....64 years old and looking every day of it. It was fun, but then again, I wasn't paying $5 per minute or something insane like that...I was getting the money! *lol*