i am new here and have sum ?'s

oi i've had a swab done...hurt like a mother and all cause my ex got chlamydia over the summer after we broke up and blamed me. i endured pain for a negative test result and the revelation that she was a whore...

I'll agree with you there, male swabs aren't pleasant. You guys aren't nearly as lubed up down there as us gals are.

As for the chlamydia, I think everybody should be tested for it. It's reached epidemic proportions in NA, and because a lot of people don't seem to know they have it, they keep passing it on to unsuspecting innocent victims.

BTW, your ex sounds like a douche bag.
 
OK. It's settled. I'm purchasing the steel-belted galactic prophylactics for you ...

Thanks for the ticket ... I'm on my way, Tom :D LOOK OUT YORKSHIRE, HERE I COME!!!!





Oh. I guess I'll need the mini Cooper prophylactics ... I'm assuming your oral skills are unparallelled in the bedroom.

Hope you've got a string attached to that thing so we can find it, Tom :rolleyes:

Dont worry iv got directions, and a penis pump. Well find it :D
 
oi i've had a swab done...hurt like a mother and all cause my ex got chlamydia over the summer after we broke up and blamed me. i endured pain for a negative test result and the revelation that she was a whore...

Iv had clamydia before, and a fungal infection. Not ashamed to say it, that was 3 years ago like.

The swab iv had twice now, and it only lasts a second so i dont think its that bad.

Yea your ex sounds like a bitch, cant do with lasses like that. Unless im single, i like whores :D
 
i got a ? for u ***s ,what the the **** does any of that stupid **** got to do with my ****ing posts,its like i posted sumtin on a ****ing illegals website or sumtin cause nobody knows a ****ing thing,so never mind me just keep on talking bout each others ****s,****ing scumbag mother****ers
 
i dont know how to delete my account with this f,a,g site,so if sum1 could delete me from this ***** site i would be glad,i see most of youll voted for a ,n,ig,g,er for pres,so the people here cant be too smart anyway
 
well tonite i started going for 30min each time instead of 30 and 20,the level i am on at one time was almost unbearable to stay on it for 30 min

A workout designed to burn fat (which I'm assuming you're trying to do) should be a bit of a challenge, but it should not be "unbearable" (with some exceptions). Many suggest to work somewhere between 65% and 75% of your max heart rate. You're max heart rate is 220-age.

High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) is also something to consider (it is one of the exceptions). It burns a lower percentage of calories from fat, but it burns more total calories. HIIT also raises your metabolism due to EPOC (Excess Post-exercise Oxygen Consumption) in addition to reducing your appetite.

I'm no expert by any means, but from what information I have gathered it seems to me that the best forms of cardio are walking, jogging, and running. Machines typically allow you to rest some percentage of your weight on them by holding onto bars or sitting down or whatever else. Any upright, weight-bearing activity forces you to use your abdominal as well as your back muscles to support your own weight. Walking, jogging, and running (dependent upon your physical capabilities) are good for your back, not bad.

the only thing about going up another level is i am worried it will make me weigh more buy adding muscle

Unless you are eating a over your maintenance level or are newly lifting weights (which is an activity you may want to consider looking into) you will not gain muscle. Lifting weights will raise your metabolism and, while it may (initially) add a few pounds of muscle to your frame, this is significantly more beneficial than detrimental to your weight-loss and, I'm assuming, body composition reconstruction goals.

Good luck in achieving all of your goals!

Hotdoh
 
Originally posted by es500smith: so the people here cant be too smart anyway
Neither are you, apparently. Otherwise you would clearly express yourself using punctuation & correctly spelled words, as well as paragraphs to separate your thoughts. That & use something besides using only repeated *cuss & swear words* to express your dissatisfaction with other people having fun w/ each other or with how people voted.

Just quit coming here & unsubscribe yourself from this thread if you want to leave.
 
i dont know how to delete my account with this f,a,g site,so if sum1 could delete me from this ***** site i would be glad,i see most of youll voted for a ,n,ig,g,er for pres,so the people here cant be too smart anyway

It's pretty obvious I'm female. Most men don't wear red latex boots, do they? This is not, as you so eloquently stated, a "f,a,g site". There's no f-a-ggotry" going on here. It is a site for everybody.

Moreover, if you have a problem with the Americans who voted for Barack Obama, too bad. I would have voted for McCain, but as a Canadian, I wasn't eligible.

As for your question, your post was written in such poor English, I had absolutely no idea what you were asking.
 
i explained my ?,,then all i read is people looking at d.i.c.k.s. and microscopes and such horse crap that was completely unrelated .yea it p.i.ss.ed me off alright and actually i could give a fork less about the dumarse government:)
 
Go crawl back in your cave and read a few books,one`s with pictures and very little words to begin with.

And once you`ve learn`t how to communicate without swearing,you`ll not get portrayed as such a D.I.C.K.

Good luck in your new endeaver:action14:
 
and i am glad to see we have a grammer nazi or kaptain spelcheck ,whichever u lik most , available at our disposal

Since I'm half German, I will appoint myself the grammar Nazi, a-hole.

Ergo, I will now correct your post:

"I am glad to see we have a grammar Nazi or Captain Spellcheck, whichever you like most, available at our disposal."

Let's see -- you only had 9 grammatical errors in that post. Not bad for just one sentence.
 
es500smith,

Instead of just bitching about people's intelligence, or being offended when people point out that you don't seem to be any more intelligent than the people you are putting down, or calling people names for who they voted for, STOP YOUR RANTING & RAVING in posts that are really hard to read & NOTICE that there are people here that responded to your original question that were trying to help you. Why are you trying to be so offensive to everyone? (including me) I did not appreciate your misspelled (& not just typos!) nastiness in the private posts that you made to me either.

Instead of noticing only the people you don't seem to appreciate, why not notice the ones that weren't ignoring your question & having fun or the that ones responded negatively to your putdowns? BTW, You get back what you send out. You sure are putting out some very negative energy.

If this is the way you act in life, you must be a very sad & lonely person.
 
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