Monday, June 4, 2007
Weight: 234.0
OK, I know I've been slacking off on the incense lately. The hibachi grill where I prepare the burnt chicken wing offering to GOM has spider webs in it. I called an end to Round 4 after only 15 days.
But is this any reason for such swift and terrible retribution from the scale gods and GOM? I mean, it's not like I've been eating Twinkies for the past week, for GOM's sake! I've been eating at maintenance. OK, lst night I had 2 margaritas, and on Friday I had a double scotch. But these are not capital crimes, you guys!
So today I'm passing out a flyer to the neighbors not to call the fire department if the see an unusual amount of smoke emanating from my bathroom vents. I figure today I'll just take the entire 500 pack of incense from Costco and light it up all at once. Maybe I'll get the scale gods so high they'll forget to check in tomorrow. And as for GOM, well, I've got a 100-pack of wings in the fridge that has her name on it.
Food yesterday was at 2,419 calories:
104 gm fat, 38%; 42 gm saturated, 15% (spinache quiche & buffalo burger)
Carbs: 232 gm, 36%; 32 gm fiber
Protein: 109 gm, 18% (low, I know)
Alcohol: 24gm, 7%
That gave me a surplus of 19 lousy fricken calories, and for that, I'm rewarded with a 2 pound gain. If the scale gods and GOM didn't have such power, I'd really be swearing at them now.
OK, I'm going to crawl back into my cave now.
God, I can't wait to go back to the gym!