Fatty.2 : Revenge of the chub.

THose WW meals are yukky! I thought they tasted like glue.... though now you mention it hmmmm wonder how they make them urkkk
 
LOL Anna. I think that would commercially unviable (on the basis that you are thinking what I'm thinking, which given how dirty my mind is, might not actually be the case). I personally have always wondered about slim fast shakes which literally look, taste and feel like flavoured and slightly whipped sperm.

WW meals on the other hand are perfectly fine - my favourite is the lemon chicken resotto but I stay away from mac cheese and any of the gloopy ones I must admit.
 
I love the lemon chicken one! This is the only spermy one I've found. Ravioli shouldn't taste like that! And the cheeeeese! Ohhhh god, the cheeeeese! Never seen anything so vile in my life. :ack2:

I also think the slimfast shakes feel/look/taste like spermy bits which troubles me greatly :( Just have to close my eyes, hold my nose and pretend that it's something yummy!

The things we do in the name of gettin' sexy.

So today I'm putting spermy meals behind me and concentrating on this delicious casserole I'm making in my new best friend the slow cooker. Or "burny" as I have named him as I now look like a burns victim after brushing past it on my way into the kitchen about 10 times.

Today has been a complete fail in every way but foods. And now I'm about to share a pizza so big fatty fail on that too! Woke up 20 mins after I should have been on my bus too work so that was fun being late. Then shopped in Waitrose which is SOOO expensive so have a chicken casserole cooking for about £16. Frozen pizzas are £1. YOU DO THE MATH. Eating healthy fucking blows.

In better news, I have a bottle of vodka, diet coke and a butt-ton of horror films. Happy halloween, WLF! :pumpkin:

Breakfast: -
Lunch: chicken pizza (350)
Dinner:
Snacks:

Total:
Exercise: 1 hr walk
 
I was about to say that you inspired me to bust out my slow cooker.... but then I saw the price of that casserole, sheesh. You put those spermy meals out of your mind and enjoy your Halloween!
 
Sunflower said:
I have a bottle of vodka, diet coke and a butt-ton of horror films. Happy halloween, WLF! :pumpkin:
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Sounds like an awesome halloween to me! I have to work afternoons on the 31st but I will be howling it up tonight. Pumpkin carving, rum, hot tub and some scary movies. Hope you have a great Halloween!
 
Thank youuu! Got incredibly drunk and passed out so wasn't great but we watched Evil Dead 2 which is the best film in the world. I'm a hugeee Bruce Campbell fan. Love the chin! Got all of his films and adoreeee him. And watched House of 1000 Corpses which I love as well!

Food looked like this:

Breakfast: -
Lunch: Pizza (350)
Dinner: Casserole with pasta (500)
Snacks: Crisps (213)

Total: 1063
Exercise: 1hr walk
 
I have a couple of points to make...
Ermm
Sperm?!
LOL, my boyfriend asked me what I was wetting myself about and he is now slighty confused that you're all talking about spermy meals... :)
Which brings me to my first point.. SPERM?!?!?! And.. cheesy sperm? I'm not gunna ask how you know what cheesy sperm tastes like:ack2:
(Silently wonders if someone needed a wash :p)

And point two...
Evil dead (all of them actually) rules :D


I sound really gross but I was egged on by the boyf with a really dirty mind :p
 
Ewwwww!!! I don't know what cheesy sperm tastes like!! (Thank god!!!!) Just an educated guess! And the most disgusting thing I could think of! Horrible, dirty minded boyfriend of yours!!!
 
LOL now my husband wants to know what I'm laughing at. Not even going to try and translate that into Spanish as it could end up sounding even worse and he'll wonder what sort of forum I've joined!!!!!!! :D
 
:eek2:

Wow, I came into the conversation at the wrong time... I'm trying to decide whether I want to go back and hear see the back story on that or just let it go.
 
Haha, run whilst you still can Mizzie before you are sucked into my weirdness! :willy_nilly:

Piggy, tell your boyfriend he has a dirtier mind than me so THERE! *sticks tongue out*

Yeah, I bet my boyfriend doesn't believe that this is a weight loss forum with all the laughing I do when I'm here!


Food yesterday looked like thiiiiiis:

Breakfast: -
Lunch: spag bol (480) chicken breast in breadcrumbs (300)
Dinner: mini pizza (480) baked potato (180)
Snacks: -

Total: 1440
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Today I was up at 6am for work then came home, slept a little longer and now I'm gonna do Uni work and hang out til work again at 5 :D Going out for dinner tonight but will try and order healthy!!

Breakfast: 2 crumpets (160)
Lunch: 2 crumpets (160)
Dinner: steak + chips (890)
Snacks: cake :( (300)

Total: 1510
Exercise: 1hr walk.
 
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