Fatty.2 : Revenge of the chub.

Lol I don't buy crumpets purely because I could eat them all in one sitting.
I like mine toasted with cheese and jam. The epitome of healthy eating :p
 
LOL!!!
What a funny bunch of posts whilst I've been at work. By the way though, what your man eats does affect the er...taste "down there" so to speak. A couple of Terry's chocolate oranges one christmas made a suprisingly pleasant difference (and for all the non-brits out there, Terry is the brand of chocolate orange not the name of the man in question!!! hahaha)

Still laughing at the thought of Ecky trying to translate this conversation into spanish!! I guess its going to sound weird no matter what language!

Sunflower, what brand crumpets are you eating? Mine are like 100 calories plus butter...I'd eat far more of them if they were only 80!
 
I have the sexy but affordable "Asda's own" which are 75 calories each and I have them with philli cheese but just a scraaaaaping so it's only like 10 calories! Or so I keep telling myself!
 
I think that a lot of the cheap brands come up much smaller so have less calories. We can sometimes get them here and they range from 60 - 100 calories depending on the make.
 
Yeah, they are much smaller than normal crumpets but would rather have two little ones than one big one I think!

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I was naughty last night :( 4 crumpets, 1 steak, 1 portion of chips and a huge bit of cake. I fail. And I drank 2 cups of tea and that was it all day for drinks.
I seriously suck. :piggy:

And surprise, surprise the scales are up to 12st 11lb this morning. Excellent.

I'm going to be an idiot and start posting my weight every day for a week (apart from tomorrow as it's the dreaded night shift this evening so I'll have eaten at like 5 this morning so no point weighing in.)

2/11: 12st 11lb
4/11:
5/11:
6/11:
7/11:
8/11:
9/11:

Hate that I keep loosing focus like this. Old Hana would never have eaten cake! Ever!

Someone give me a kick up the metaphorical bum please?
 
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:smilielol5: I love you guys! You crack me up!!!!

Jjjay you are exactly right about the flavor changing depending on the guy's diet. The topic of swallowing came up with my girlfriends and they gagged and said they all HATED it. I was sort of confused at first and afraid to admit that I liked it until one of our more 'experienced' friends said that all guys taste different and what they eat affects it as well. Then it made complete sense since my hubby drinks pepsi and eats candy bars all day long! Someone once told him he should wear a copper bracelet for his health, but I told him that thing HAD to go because all it did was turn his arm green and make him taste like a copper penny! :ack2:

FYI... Medication also affects flavor.

I wonder how many calories are in that stuff.....???? And if the guy eats unhealthy or a lot of sweets, I wonder if that affects how many calories are in it?

Inquiring minds want to know! :coolgleamA:
 
HAHAHA I'm still pissing myself about this.
Sunflower is gunna kill us when she reads this :p

Pineapple juice is meant to work quite well, and I could tell sort of..
Might have to try the chocolate orange thing ;)

ANYWAY..
I'm taking charge and changing the subject before we all get told off by the moderators for being innappropriate :O

Sooo..
How's the crumpet addiction?

(You see now that just seems like an innuendo to me *facepalm*)
 
I want to know about spermy calories now!

God, wish there was a child lock or something on my diary! Trust it to be mine *rolls eyes* !!

I found this:
"The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

Water
Vitamin C
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
Zinc
Prostaglandins"


Now I feel weird. Sperm is one of our 5 a day, ladies! I kid, I kid. Terrifying. Really quite traumatised by what I've read.


Now we are all educated on spermy type things--LET IT ENDDDD! I feel slightly sick every time I return to my diary ;)

Piggy, the crumpet addiction is not a sexual euphemism, you dirty woman! It's a very serious condition!!! :p

Rant Time:

Hormonal Hana is pissed off :( Just spent ageeees making Yank's favourite dinner for when he gets home (he's been out with Uni friends) and he told me he would only go just to say hey and would be 15 mins with them and then walk home. So I had it all out on the table and ready to eat like half an hour ago and then he calls being like "Ohhh, time ran away." No, time did not "run away" you horrible shrew! I know I'm over-reacting but I hate people being late and hate him not having the decency to ring or text me to let me know he was staying out with his horrible slutty, annoying friends longer. Which would have been fine. Really.. *looks angelic* But he said 15 >.<

So now dinner is sat on the hob looking all congealed and nasty and I'm starving bloody hungry and have to leave for my night shift in 45 mins when I've not seen him all day.

RAWR.


Rant over.

I'm fine now.

Breakfast: -
Lunch: 1 cup pasta w/ cheese (290)
Dinner: 1 cup pasta (can you tell I have nothing but pasta til my food shop arrives?) sausages, cheese, milk, flour (700)

Total: 990 but will snack on night shift.
 
Awww *HUGS*
I hate lateness too, I once let time run away and felt sooo guilty afterwards.
Hope you got to eat and spend a little time with him before you had to set off.
Also hope you're shift went/is going well
redpiggy xx
 
I cannot believe the semen/sperm conversation lasted this long, however, I found it both funny and vaguely disturbing. Okay, actually the comparisons with slim fast have frankly, as a heterosexual male, been more than vaguely disturbing since I've had that stuff often enough... ewwww.... just sayin'


Other than that... hows it going?
 
Thanks piggy--Was alright in the end actually. Made up with Yank so it's all fine now ^_^

Hey Cabs, what's shakin'?! The sperm conversation has been deeply traumatising for all involved and I wish I'd never said anything in the first place as I will never look at slimfast or WW the same way again. Apart from that, I'm doing okay. Feeling pretty fat and unattractive today but it's 3pm and I've just woken up after my night so feeling pretty grotty anyway.

Got my Asda shop arriving today with a bunch of healthy stuff so hopefully I'll make good choices today.

Breakfast: -
Lunch: hummous and lettuce in a brown seedy roll (230) crisps (88)
Dinner: lean beef (191) 2 WW wraps (200) salady bits (20)
Snacks: 2 x 250ml Rose Wine (340)

Total: 1069
Exercise: 30 min brisk walk

I HAVE BEEN HEALTHYYYYY!

Total:
Exercise:
 
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Hi Sunflower,

I just read your whole diary, you are SO funny, and gorgeous I might add! Your before and after pictures show a HUGE difference...HUGE! You look like a completley different person, I think that you have done an amazing job, and you have great style! I'm sorry that your not feeling attractive today but you are gorgeous and have come a really long way so chin up! The more you get back into your routine the better you will feel. I hope you cheer up through out the day!
 
Hey Sunflower

I love shopping day. You can have something really yummy for dinner :)

I always feel fat after night shift too. Wonder if its just the tiredness?

Anna
 


Janvier, you just made my day a whole lot brighter :hurray: Thank you so much for your kind words and lovely compliments--Can't believe you read the whole thing. That's a whooooole lot of crap to wade through! Typical hormonal 21 year old bullcrap I'm afraid! Hope to see you back for good and posting lots!

Anna: Shopping day really is awesome! I feel healthier just knowing that I have healthy foods in the fridge! Feeling slightly less fat after a huge dinner which makes no sense! Night shifts certainly don't make you feel sexy at all!

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Yank just made the sexiest, yummiest, healthiest burritos in the world! Lean beef (191 calories for 100g which is what we had each), WW tortilla wraps (100 calories per wrap x 2) and lettuce! So yummy! And hardly any calories! More room for WIIIIIINE. Wait, not wine.

....Well, maybe a little. :piggy:
 
LOL many apologies for such weird postings in that case and to ruin so many people's enjoyment of slimfast.

Glad to hear that Yank is back in good books with healthy burrito cooking! Lateness=not great, but losing track of time = quite human (I've done it often enough without meaning to!!)
 
Sunny...I have to admit.

You must be the cutest girl on here with the worst potty mouth and craziest threads on WLF!

My god what I missed! lolol

I am laughing myself silly....should have read your thread a few days ago! lol.

So glad you are doing well and thanks for the well wishes and smiles.

Take care !
 
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:smilielol5: I love you guys! You crack me up!!!!

Jjjay you are exactly right about the flavor changing depending on the guy's diet. The topic of swallowing came up with my girlfriends and they gagged and said they all HATED it. I was sort of confused at first and afraid to admit that I liked it until one of our more 'experienced' friends said that all guys taste different and what they eat affects it as well. Then it made complete sense since my hubby drinks pepsi and eats candy bars all day long! Someone once told him he should wear a copper bracelet for his health, but I told him that thing HAD to go because all it did was turn his arm green and make him taste like a copper penny! :ack2:

FYI... Medication also affects flavor.

I wonder how many calories are in that stuff.....???? And if the guy eats unhealthy or a lot of sweets, I wonder if that affects how many calories are in it?

Inquiring minds want to know! :coolgleamA:
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Tiggy...I'm gonna rep you for that. You are sooooooo bold! lol
Hugs!

(sorry for hijacking)
 
Just to annoy Sunflower even more, I'm going to throw in here another fascinating fact that its also meant to be a great hair conditioning product. Never tried collect that kind of quantity personally...but then again I do have quite long hair.
 
LOL In case that wasn't enough this is what I found by googling Uses of Sperm.
According to Psychology Today, a Gallup study of college women who did not use condoms found that the hormones in male sperm when absorbed through the vagina lower depression tendencies compared with women whose partners used condoms regularly.
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So there you are, it's pretty useful.
 
:willy_nilly:

On your HAIR?! :smilielol5:

Holy balls, that's terrible.


Flumes, I'm almost glad you missed this awful conversation! Never has a spermy cheesy WW meal created such sperm debate! Ever! :ack2:
And potty mouth?! Moi? ;) Neverrrrr.

I am quite un-lady like. Yank loves that I drink him under the table and swear like a sailor. It's part of my charm (that only .1% of the population recognises!) :sifone:

Well fooood yesterday was bloody awesome. I'm having dinner tonight around a friends but she's cooking from scratch so won't be too bad.

Then I'm going to Wales for the weekend so I wont get to post from tonight til Monday! Sadddd panda :nopity:
 
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