Hello my favorite witches, ghouls, goblins, and congressmen.
I had a pretty good Halloween. First, I bought Three Musketeers so I didn't get tempted while passing out candy. If it had been Reese's or Snickers I may have given in. I went to a friends today and helped myself to two candy bars, but the dinner we had was pretty wretched so there wasn't much calories in that. Much better than some previous Halloweens, I'll say that much. I hope everybody else did well.
I remember one year in college we forgot to get candy to pass out. Thinking quickly, I put a big bowl on the porch with a sign that said "Honor System: Please take only 1. Happy Halloween". It worked really well. People would see the empty bowl and think somebody had been a big and took all the candy. I was a bad boy.