BikiniBound's Diary

Understandably.

But I'm low on funds at the moment. I just paid Sheryl for a session of pee pee torture.

So what do you say we work out some sort of barter here?
 

Say what? Moobies?

Moobies- a bunch of retarded cows

Hey Steve...




how about you wash my ass? (God, that sounds so vulgar. Ooooh me likes!)

See... I said I'd leave your diary... not others. Muahahaaaa!

Kimberly... just coming in to send that pretty beaver of yours some smootches... oh and good job with getting to 223. Now crap out that 1/2 a lb.
 
You say that like I should know it.

Give me a freaking break.... you are Queen Pervert around these parts.
 
Ooh la la! All the silliness that's gone on in my absence. I see now that Steve is making up posts by Sheryl. I love it!! :hurray:

Steve, you said we were gonna barter, so I thought you meant I'd wash your's and you'd wash mine. So what did you have in mind? You could wash my ass, but it's not nearly as big as Sheryl's. I doubt it would do much for you. Oh, I know, I know. You can give me a foot massage. I have very nice feet, so don't worry about catching a fungus or anything. :biggrinjester:

Trust me--if Sheryl and Steve were both single, they'd be facking like mad, then fighting like mad, then facking like mad, then..well, you get the point. But I'd put my money on Sheryl as to who would have control over the other. :biggrinjester:
 
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Howdy Kimberly.....passing by to say hi and I love your avtar!!:hurray:

Thanks! It's the Mackinac Bridge (pronounced mackinaw) that connects Michigan's upper and lower penninsulas. It's a 5 mile long suspension bridge that was the longest in the world up until about 10yrs ago. Now it's 3rd, I believe.
 
Exercise this week:
1/14—55min circuit training, 10min treadmill, 5 min stretching, weight: 225
1/15—55min circuit training, 15 min bike, 5.4 miles, weight: 224.5
1/16—38 min exercise bike, 13.22 miles, weight: 223

Wednesday's food: 1,545 calories, 27g fiber

Another good day. I was pleased with my calories. I am hoping for a new low tomorrow--or at least to get back to my old low of 222.5. I hit this originally on Dec 11th, so it's been over a month since I've hit a new low.

I've got a really busy day tomorrow, and should be asleep right now, but oh well...lol I'm not really tired.

I just found out today that the sale I have pending is going to close by the end of this month. This is bc the bank that currently holds the sellers' mortgage has stipulated it in their terms for accepting the short sale. Luckily, my lender is a gem, and can get it done in such a short timeframe. Honestly, the bank took 2 months just to make up their minds, and now they want us to close it in 2 weeks (half the normal time). Dickheads. The good thing is that I'll get paid sooner..lol. So I guess I should thank them. However, it puts a ton of pressure on me and the lender to make sure it closes on time. :ack2:

Hope you all have a great Thursday!! :hurray::hurray:
 
Nice avatar.

That is a huge bridge. It is quite a lot bigger than a bridge in Greece that we saw when we drove from Patras to Athens - and we thought that was pretty impressive.

Rio-Antirio bridge - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'm sorry that things are extra busy at work - but I'm pleased that you will see the money earlier.

I hope that the scales are good to you today.
 
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