Yea right. The gheyness is very weak in me. However, if I had a choice, I'd like to look like Ryan in a second.
But thanks Kimberly!
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Yea right. The gheyness is very weak in me. However, if I had a choice, I'd like to look like Ryan in a second.
But thanks Kimberly!
MsGhettoBooty
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You like that Big Bang Revisted thing, huh? ha! I think it's a pretty good porn title. It was that or "Amityville Whores" or maybe even "Smokin' Asses." As for Steve... hmmm... he's alright. He has nice "pecs."
(Notice how I didn't say the other words. LMAO)I couldn't resist. He just pulls the gheyness out of me!!!!
Awwww shit that just made me laugh soooo hard right now! LMAO!!!
-Booty Fanatic
bikinibound
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Okay I'm laughing my ass off, because from what I can tell we look like we can be related, no wonder each of us thinks the other looks like KN. LMAO!!It's OU Oklahoma Sooners! LOL LOL I wasn't sure how we would fair this year, since we are pretty much a new team, but they seem to be working it out, so I'm really happy for them. We really lack senior players this year, so kudos to all the youngen's. LOL LOL I will say that I've been told I look like Valerie Bertnelli in person, but I don't see it. LOL LOL Well, maybe a little. I think it's the round face with chubby cheeks. LOL
Uh oh! Sooners fan!!?? Jk. I have no issues with them. My least fav teams are in order:
1. Ohio State (What Wolverine doesn't hate them??)
2. Appalachian St..(LOL just kidding, I really am happy for them)
2. USC--will they just lose already, please? Dman California pretty boys!
3. Florida--I don't know why I hate them so much. I just do. I should love them for kicking OSU in the ass last year at the NC.
4. Miami--they're just a bunch of thugs imo. That brawl with Fl Int'l didn't help
5. Texas--Texans are all crazy, and longhorn fans are the nuttiest..lmao
I can see a bit of Valerie Bertinelli. I've been told I look like Kirstie Alley. Those two are now Jenny Craig BFFs.lmao Oh, and my name is Kimberly--so we have the same name..lmao. It just keeps getting stranger.
Steve--you are hot the way you are! RR has nothing on you!
Now Matthew McConnaughey--that is some eye candy. Damn he is hot--when he's clean shaven. And that accent....he's one Texan Longhorn fan I can forgive!! lmao.
Miss Ladybug
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I so agree on the Texas longhorns, but they are a huge rival of ours, so need I say more. LOL LOL I remember way back when I was in grade school, my mom would take me to see the Oakland Raiders and the San Francisco 49ers play, what sucks is I never really appreciated it that much then. WHAT WAS I THINKING. OH yeah, I'm a born and raised California girl, moved to NY for 10 years after graduating from high school, then ended up in the middle in Oklahoma about 10 years ago. Who would have thought this is were I would hang my hat. LOL LOL And your right I wanted USC to get their As.... kicked but sometimes it just doesn't work out based on what I want. I just don't get it! I hear Kirstie is being demoted from the spoke person position, because she's put more weight on again. I tell you what that has to be some major pressure in that industry, I couldn't deal with it that's for sure! I still need to read your diary, short attention span working today. LOL
I hear Kirstie is being demoted from the spoke person position, because she's put more weight on again. I tell you what that has to be some major pressure in that industry, I couldn't deal with it that's for sure! I still need to read your diary, short attention span working today. LOL
Miss Ladybug
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Kimberly, I have a few questions, now that I read several of your first couple pages. How tall are you??? And I think we are close to the same age as well. Actually your probably younger! You mentioned way back that your first 15 pounds was easy, then plateau, that's exactly what happend to me too. Ever since that first 15, it's been hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
Up a pound, down a pound, up a pound, down a pound. I'm about ready to kick my own ass if my body doesn't start losing again. How often are you going to the gym?? Oh, I have to say I'm Kimberly too, but the only time I hear someone call me that is when 1) it's my dad You know something funny, all the men I know seem to call me either "Kimmers" or "Kimmie" What's with that?? I'm talking business professionals here. LOL, it's just funny, had to share that with you!
Kim
You mentioned way back that your first 15 pounds was easy, then plateau, that's exactly what happend to me too. Ever since that first 15, it's been hard!!!!!!!!!!!! Up a pound, down a pound, up a pound, down a pound. I'm about ready to kick my own ass if my body doesn't start losing again. How often are you going to the gym?? Oh, I have to say I'm Kimberly too, but the only time I hear someone call me that is when 1) it's my dad You know something funny, all the men I know seem to call me either "Kimmers" or "Kimmie" What's with that?? I'm talking business professionals here. LOL, it's just funny, had to share that with you!Kim
Boam46
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You like that Big Bang Revisted thing, huh? ha! I think it's a pretty good porn title. It was that or "Amityville Whores" or maybe even "Smokin' Asses." As for Steve... hmmm... he's alright. He has nice "pecs."
Look at you getting around the rules... "pecs"
... smart creative and pervy... all the best qualities
LOLI must say thank you for providing me with tons of laughs when I'm finally able to get here at night...all ofyou are way too funny PJ is always lookin at me like I'm crazy cracking up and smirking=0)
O0oo and Ryan Reynolds is total "eye candy".... i'd eat him all up!!
Kimberly, I have a few questions, now that I read several of your first couple pages. How tall are you??? And I think we are close to the same age as well. Actually your probably younger!
Kim
Well Miss Kimmie has been my faithful friend on the forum for months, an absolutely great person
**smiles warmly** LOL. I'm not a guy, but I call you Kimmie! Based on both your descriptions, Kim and Kimberly, you do sound like you have the same exact body type.
bikinibound
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Kimberly, I have a few questions, now that I read several of your first couple pages. How tall are you??? And I think we are close to the same age as well. Actually your probably younger!
Kim
I'm 5'9" and 35yrs old. I seem to plateau around every 10-15lbs. I've lost 42lbs total. This is the longest plateau I've had. It sucks.
Yeah, I know Sooners and Longhorns don't like each other..lol. It reminds me of a King of the Hill episode where a pimp from Ok City comes into town. Hank's response to someone who warns him about the pimp that's after him: "No offense, but he's from Oklahoma." haha. I always thought that was funny.
bikinibound
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OK, enough about all this sports nonsense, ya reminding me of H over here
Hope you had a nice day
haha! Hey! Don't deprive me of the rare chances I get to talk football. My H hates it and knows nothing about it. My dad doesn't care about it anymore, and none of my girlfriends do.
Here's some sex for ya--I was watching that Sue Johnson's sex show on Oxygen last night. Wow. She was talking about Spring Break sexperiences. I couldn't believe some of the shit people called in about. One girl had a sandwich with two of her guy friends. Another couple swapped partners with their friends--and one of the girls got pregnant from it(not with her bf's baby). Another girl cheated on her bf in an orgy! And a guy cheated on his gf and got crabs from it--haha, served him right...lol. This other girl and her bf had a foursome with another couple. During it, she felt her bf was more into the guy than her or the other girl. And since then, strange men have been calling him all the time, so she thinks he's gay or bi--hmm..ya think?! Anyway, talk about some facked up people! I mean, if you're not in a relationship, it's one thing. But all of these people had either boyfriends or girlfriends. And then all the commercials were for sex toys!! haha. But not a one for the eroscillator!
Boam46
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haha! Hey! Don't deprive me of the rare chances I get to talk football. My H hates it and knows nothing about it. My dad doesn't care about it anymore, and none of my girlfriends do.
I could talk sports for hours... actually PJ and I do for hours. I love football but i never got into college football... I've only been interested in the stats of the top picks in the draft and which teams were going to get them LOL... I can never get enough sports talk... I wake up and watch sportscenter and mike and mike in the morning LOL
Here's some sex for ya--I was watching that Sue Johnson's sex show on Oxygen last night. Wow. She was talking about Spring Break sexperiences. I couldn't believe some of the shit people called in about. One girl had a sandwich with two of her guy friends. Another couple swapped partners with their friends--and one of the girls got pregnant from it(not with her bf's baby). Another girl cheated on her bf in an orgy! And a guy cheated on his gf and got crabs from it--haha, served him right...lol. This other girl and her bf had a foursome with another couple. During it, she felt her bf was more into the guy than her or the other girl. And since then, strange men have been calling him all the time, so she thinks he's gay or bi--hmm..ya think?! Anyway, talk about some facked up people! I mean, if you're not in a relationship, it's one thing. But all of these people had either boyfriends or girlfriends. And then all the commercials were for sex toys!! haha. But not a one for the eroscillator!
No commercial for the eroscillator?!?... that is just unacceptable... I think its your duty to write in and complain about it
... do you have any suggestions for new toys... well since you got to see the commercials...Please girls, trust me its worth the money. You can scrape together $100!
Now eeeeewwwwwww, those people sound nasty! I would never want to see anything related to my man being around another man. No offense, but choose one or the other or at least let the woman know if you're into men as well (so I can get the F out as quickly as possible LOL).
Now eeeeewwwwwww, those people sound nasty! I would never want to see anything related to my man being around another man. No offense, but choose one or the other or at least let the woman know if you're into men as well (so I can get the F out as quickly as possible LOL).
bikinibound
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No commercial for the eroscillator?!?... that is just unacceptable... I think its your duty to write in and complain about it
Well, they don't show the toys, just tell you to go to their websites. One was funny though. This girl is in an elevator with a bunch of guys. Her purse starts vibrating and making vibrating noises. Obviously it's a vibrator, but she tries to say it's her cell phone. Ha. No one falls for it.
There was another commercial for some gel or cream that's supposed to make women have awesome orgasms. Anyone know anything about that? It's not a lubricant.
bikinibound
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Yeah, they were all pretty nasty. One of the shrinks she had on the show said that these people are probably coming from chaotic/unhappy childhoods so they seek out trouble b/c that's what they're used to. Also, they cheat to sabotage their normal relationships b/c they feel that they either don't deserve a normal relationship, or they are so used to unhealthy relationships that they subconciously seek them out.
MsGhettoBooty
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]Look at you getting around the rules... "pecs"
I must say thank you for providing me with tons of laughs when I'm finally able to get here at night...all ofyou are way too funny PJ is always lookin at me like I'm crazy cracking up and smirking=0)
O0oo and Ryan Reynolds is total "eye candy".... i'd eat him all up!!
Girl, as much as I love Steve's "blank blank," I'll just stick with "pecs".... until tomorrow at 2pm. LMAO!
As for the laughs... hey it's free entertainment. Besides, my neighbors think I'm crazy, because I bust out laughing whenever I'm sitting at my computer. They probably think I'm watching donkey porn or something.
And yes.. Ryan Reynolds... hummmanah hummanah.. ass that fine needs to be tied down to the bed, right?
I'm with Claudia on this one. 3somes with a girl and 2 guys is just wrong. I mean, if the guys want to "sword fight," then just fucking say so. Don't go using my ass as an excuse, you know? Silly men.....
-Sheryl
Boam46
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Well, they don't show the toys, just tell you to go to their websites. One was funny though. This girl is in an elevator with a bunch of guys. Her purse starts vibrating and making vibrating noises. Obviously it's a vibrator, but she tries to say it's her cell phone. Ha. No one falls for it.
There was another commercial for some gel or cream that's supposed to make women have awesome orgasms. Anyone know anything about that? It's not a lubricant.
i don't know what that is but have you heard of a G-Shot... its a new hot things at the plastic surgeon along with laser vaginal rejuvenation (where they can make you feel any age you would like LOL)! The G-Shot is a shot of something... I dont' remember what into your G-Spot and it supposedly makes you orgasm really easily and intensely.
Boam46
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Girl, as much as I love Steve's "blank blank," I'll just stick with "pecs".... until tomorrow at 2pm. LMAO!
As for the laughs... hey it's free entertainment. Besides, my neighbors think I'm crazy, because I bust out laughing whenever I'm sitting at my computer. They probably think I'm watching donkey porn or something.
Hmmm... donkey porn ... I've never had the pleasure of watching LOL...
And yes.. Ryan Reynolds... hummmanah hummanah.. ass that fine needs to be tied down to the bed, right?
Lets get the restraints out... and track that fine ass down!
MsGhettoBooty
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This is soooo going to make me out to be a perv, but anyways... it's actually a collagen shot injected into the Grafenburg spot. I saw it on Dr 90210. Also... that lotion for clitty stimulation. That badboy would be called, "Climatique." LMAO! I know that from seeing it on TV also. Late night TV> LMAO!!!!
-Sheryl
MsGhettoBooty
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Wonder how much they charge
Really? Not me, girl... Nope.. I like them tied down so I can just use them and leave them. LMAO I know... I'm a whore.