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MsGhettoBooty said:


This is soooo going to make me out to be a perv, but anyways... it's actually a collagen shot injected into the Grafenburg spot. I saw it on Dr 90210. Also... that lotion for clitty stimulation. That badboy would be called, "Climatique." LMAO! I know that from seeing it on TV also. Late night TV> LMAO!!!!

-Sheryl
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LOL is that why I know this stuff... I couldn't figure out why I knew about it ... now Dr. 90210 is coming back to me...

You're already out as a perv :rotflmao:... I dont' know what late night TV you two watch... but I certainly never see these commercials... i must need to get better cable LOL
 
Well you are just so informative tonight MGB! How did the people on Dr 90210 rate their procedure? Whats this climatique supposed to do. I guess I could google it..
 
Hmmmm... the girl who got the "pussy shot" said she really liked it, even though she was crying up a storm during the injection. It's not a single injection. I think it's a couple then again, if you have a loose puss, I guess it may take a few. LMAO!!

Climatique is supposed to get your clitty in the mood. Here's a ghetto version: tooth paste. LMAO!! It does the same thing and no, I didn't use it on mine.

-Sheryl
 
The procedure to tighten up a loose puss... is laser vanginal rejuvenation surgery... from what I've read its very painful and uncomfortable for a bit after the surgery but once all healed up it offers wonderful results.
 
Boam46 said:
The procedure to tighten up a loose puss... is laser vanginal rejuvenation surgery... from what I've read its very painful and uncomfortable for a bit after the surgery but once all healed up it offers wonderful results.
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I don't know about you, girl... but I'm not a big fan of having a light saber up my twat. Ow. LMAO
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


I don't know about you, girl... but I'm not a big fan of having a light saber up my twat. Ow. LMAO
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I'm not running to try it out :rotflmao: The thought of a light saber...doctors fingers and tools up there messing witht he muscles just does not sound like a fun afternoon!... I also havn't had any kids pop out my twat causing loose puss issues for sex and urine LOL... I guess after all that for some people its totally worth it...:eek:
 
LMFBO!! You girls are hilarious! Yes, it was climatique. I couldn't think of the name. Jenna--it's on Oxygen at night--not tonight, though. lol

There is no way I would have that shit done to my kitty! OWWW!! Besides, I don't have any "loose" issues...lmao. And LMAO@laser up my twat!! And ghetto Climatique--toothpaste! hahaha

Cita you are turning out to be pervier by the week! haha. Guess we are bringing it back.:beerchug::beerchug:
 
Nah, I had a c-section (wouldn't recommend this though) so no loose issues here either. Plus I think weights tighten you up generally, if you catch my drift. I'm not sure I'll be getting a shot up my t**t anytime soon. Ha ha. Cant blame a girl for being curious about those brave -- or more likely crazy -- enough to try it though!
 
Blancita said:
Nah, I had a c-section (wouldn't recommend this though) so no loose issues here either. Plus I think weights tighten you up generally, if you catch my drift. I'm not sure I'll be getting a shot up my t**t anytime soon. Ha ha. Cant blame a girl for being curious about those brave -- or more likely crazy -- enough to try it though!
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yeah, i can attest to the tightening up thing from weights. Just ask my H..lmao. Not that I was loose to begin with, but even tighter now. OMG! Was that TMI??:eek::eek::eek:
 
Boam46 said:
Do we still have TMI in our diaries:eek2:... I think we've gone far beyond that point...:rotflmao:
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yeah, I guess anyone who reads my diary just expects to find some crazy topic.:D

Well, H and I went to the MC tonight. I think it went pretty well. We discussed the kick in the ass trouble from a few days ago. lmao. I'm sorry, but sometimes he just needs a kick in the ass b/c he seems unable to do anything without one!! ahahaha. We also discussed career options. I think I got him to consider the MA and PhD in philosophy/religion. The MC and I encouraged him to at least contact the Phil/rel dept at Western Mich Uni b/c they have all their grad classes in Grand Rapids and also have one of the best P/R masters programs in the country. I believe they are in the top 5. he loves that topic--always has his head in a book about it, or online reading articles. Why not put that love and curiosity to use so that he makes $$ from it?

I also mentioned that I was at the point where I don't really care whether we stay married or not--I just want to know one way or the other so I can get on wiht my life. H didn't say much about that while we were there, but he mentioned it when we got home.
 
Blancita said:
I dare one of you to ask Steve, the forum sexpert, about this weights tightening theory. At any rate, we're convinced! :rofl:
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Steve... is it true that when you life weights your vaginal muscles tighten up and become stronger along with the other muscles in your body?

 
bikinibound said:
Well, H and I went to the MC tonight. I think it went pretty well. We discussed the kick in the ass trouble from a few days ago. lmao. I'm sorry, but sometimes he just needs a kick in the ass b/c he seems unable to do anything without one!! ahahaha.

Every man needs a good kick in the ass sometime... they need to accept that and just be happy they have a woman to give it to them!!!:p

We also discussed career options. I think I got him to consider the MA and PhD in philosophy/religion. The MC and I encouraged him to at least contact the Phil/rel dept at Western Mich Uni b/c they have all their grad classes in Grand Rapids and also have one of the best P/R masters programs in the country. I believe they are in the top 5. he loves that topic--always has his head in a book about it, or online reading articles. Why not put that love and curiosity to use so that he makes $$ from it?
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Taking his interests to a higher level is a great idea. With a Ph.D and/or masters in philosophy and religion a lot of doors would open for him.

Has he read anything by Richard Hoarsley and/or Kathleen Sands? If you don't know... I'm just curious LOL... They are PJ's main professors I know Hoarsley espcially is pretty well known and has written a buttload of books and articles. He is also a very funny old dirty drunk man... he always hugs the girls in his class and stares at them LOL
 
Boam46 said:
Taking his interests to a higher level is a great idea. With a Ph.D and/or masters in philosophy and religion a lot of doors would open for him.

Has he read anything by Richard Hoarsley and/or Kathleen Sands? If you don't know... I'm just curious LOL... They are PJ's main professors I know Hoarsley espcially is pretty well known and has written a buttload of books and articles. He is also a very funny old dirty drunk man... he always hugs the girls in his class and stares at them LOL
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haha! I will have to ask him about those profs. I think he would make an excellent prof. And the money isn't bad--especially once you get full professorship. Of course it takes about 15yrs to get to that point...lol Still the avg asst prof salary is a livable wage to start with.

I just did a bunch of research about this and emailed H some links to check out.
 
Boam46 said:
Steve... is it true that when you life weights your vaginal muscles tighten up and become stronger along with the other muscles in your body?
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Oh, I'm sure Steve's gonna love this question..lmao. It appeals to both of his areas of (s)expertise...:D
 
bikinibound said:
haha! I will have to ask him about those profs. I think he would make an excellent prof. And the money isn't bad--especially once you get full professorship. Of course it takes about 15yrs to get to that point...lol Still the avg asst prof salary is a livable wage to start with.

I just did a bunch of research about this and emailed H some links to check out.
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I hear you about focusing H's on their careers; shiat, we have to do the research and everything! I personally would look for something with a shorter horizon for making plenty of dough, the Ph.D itself takes years. How about high tech/manufacturing sales or pharmaceudical sales. According to AOL yesterday they make a lot of dough and often just need a bachelor's or equivalent (in the six figures -- cha ching!). As for my H, he's the "working man" type so he's thinking about applying to this union where his brother and best friends work, they make plenty of dough after a few years (the friend pulled in six figures with overtime last year doing this type of construction (with air ducts or something). You know I love me some construction workers, with their nice bodies and gruff manor and all LOL.
 
bikinibound said:
yeah, I guess anyone who reads my diary just expects to find some crazy topic.:D

Well, H and I went to the MC tonight. I think it went pretty well. We discussed the kick in the ass trouble from a few days ago. lmao. I'm sorry, but sometimes he just needs a kick in the ass b/c he seems unable to do anything without one!! ahahaha. We also discussed career options. I think I got him to consider the MA and PhD in philosophy/religion. The MC and I encouraged him to at least contact the Phil/rel dept at Western Mich Uni b/c they have all their grad classes in Grand Rapids and also have one of the best P/R masters programs in the country. I believe they are in the top 5. he loves that topic--always has his head in a book about it, or online reading articles. Why not put that love and curiosity to use so that he makes $$ from it?

I also mentioned that I was at the point where I don't really care whether we stay married or not--I just want to know one way or the other so I can get on wiht my life. H didn't say much about that while we were there, but he mentioned it when we got home.
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I am totally feeling this topic. My H is a trained EMT-B with an associates in general studies, and a few extra classes that could be the equivalent of another degree [allied health]. He SAYS he wants to be a nurse, but he DOES nada.
I, on the other hand, am going to be the go-getter of degrees while he sits on his butt and laments the fact he's not done yet. Ironically, he's always encouraged me to go to college. He was supportive until I became serious.
I also feel ya on the not caring anymore front. I really hope my days of kissing butt are over and kicking butt are beginning. :] Not to make light of your situation.... Ok, maybe I was, but no disrespect. :]
 
:rofl:@ you ladies talkin about "loose puss"



I have to admit , I saw the episode of Dr 90210 where the woman got herself lasered up. :eek2: I couldn't beleive that shit. For some reason when I channel surf and I come across that show I end up watching it. It must be morbid curiousity. I actually can't look at some of those scenes and I'm not a squeemish(sp?) person.
Take for example the blonde who got her nose done and lipo. I totally couldn't look at him cuttin up her nose and jabbing that lipo probe into her . She was a beautiful woman why did she feel it was necessary to go through that ?
Ok I am done ranting about plastic surgery , for now.

Hey isn't the "Kegel exercise" supposed to be the natural cure for loose puss ? Sans the high powered laser beams:D
 
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