MsGhettoBooty
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I have to agree with you there. I'm pretty impressed with myself on that write up also. Then again, I was on this end laughing hard while typing it. Let's throw it up in the stickied threads. HA!
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I have to agree with you there. I'm pretty impressed with myself on that write up also. Then again, I was on this end laughing hard while typing it. Let's throw it up in the stickied threads. HA!
bikinibound
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Hmmmm... according to the Journal of Lusty Mature Women in the article entitled, "My Cootchie Is Not Down with Dumbasses" ... page 69 clearly states,
"Today's male population is filled with worthless orangutans. Don't get me wrong: Men are fantastic creatures to observe. Adorable beasts with their sweaty, ripped bodies and hammer wielding bravado..... Unfortunately for most women, intelligent and sophisticated older men are either: 1. taken, 2. career oriented and not interested in more than a quick boning, 3. gay..... However, studies show only .09% of males worldwide are placed into the atractive, intelligent, and young category....... In conclusion, you're better off becoming a twat-loving lesbian.
Hmmm.. clear schedule? Let's see.... 6 hrs from Philly to Bing... Hmmm.. then again, you have a yellow banana fierce speed machine... so.. make that 4 hrs.... OK.. see you at 2pm.
PS Kimberly.. I hope all this shit is going to make you laugh, damnitt. By the way.. I pee pee'd clear yesterday again.. woohoo!
Oh, I laughed my belly off whilst reading that gem of genius!! I especially loved the "twat-loving lesbian" bit.
Oh, and I whole heartedly agree with the clever, incredibly observant big-boobied woman who wrote the above article. Surely she has done a tone of research in this subject matter, and must have a PhD in Male Titty Science.
bikinibound
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Thanks dear. I'm trying.
yeah, those protein shakes sound yummy. I guess I'm gonna have to go out and buy me a vat o'protein..lol
Don't get me started on my other buyer who is driving me nuts!! The woman cannot make up her facking mind about what she wants. I am seriously considering telling her to find another agent. And I almost never do that once I've got time and $$ invested in somone..
Ok, scale today was 237.5, so that's down another lb from yesterday. Only 2.5 more to go to get down to my lowest weight of 235.
bikinibound
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Oh, honey, I'm ALL for younger men. They are just so delicious!!
Mmmm mmmm! You go girl, with all these hot young men after your sexiness. You are definitely a MILF!!
I hope to be one of those someday..lol.Thanks for the compliment about my food/exercise layout. Believe me, organization is NOT one of my strong points. Just ask my H..
bikinibound
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I will try to do the 150-160g of protein today. So far I've had 19g of it from breakfast. 1tbsp of natural peanut butter, 1 slice of whole grain toast, 1/2 cup(dry) of plain oatmeal, 1/2 cup of 2%milk.
What is my fat free mass? Is that what I would weigh if I had no fat at all on me?
bikinibound
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Well, why do you ask? because I do know what it is!! haha. When I do my measurements and weigh in at my gym, they have a BMI thing that calculates that. I believe my FFM is about 142lbs. I am large framed and 5'9" so...does that sound about right?
MidGaGuy
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Hmmmm... according to the Journal of Lusty Mature Women in the article entitled, "My Cootchie Is Not Down with Dumbasses" ... page 69 clearly states,
"Today's male population is filled with worthless orangutans. Don't get me wrong: Men are fantastic creatures to observe. Adorable beasts with their sweaty, ripped bodies and hammer wielding bravado..... Unfortunately for most women, intelligent and sophisticated older men are either: 1. taken, 2. career oriented and not interested in more than a quick boning, 3. gay..... However, studies show only .09% of males worldwide are placed into the atractive, intelligent, and young category....... In conclusion, you're better off becoming a twat-loving lesbian.
Hmmm.. clear schedule? Let's see.... 6 hrs from Philly to Bing... Hmmm.. then again, you have a yellow banana fierce speed machine... so.. make that 4 hrs.... OK.. see you at 2pm.
PS Kimberly.. I hope all this shit is going to make you laugh, damnitt. By the way.. I pee pee'd clear yesterday again.. woohoo!
I agree with Steve, that is some fine sarcasm there!
MsGhettoBooty
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I'm glad you guys enjoyed my "sarcasm article." Trust me, when you're fucking going to school (biology and psychology driven courses) with a bunch of humor lacking assholes who think being serious is what ALL science majors should be, you have a tendency to want to be a bit different.
Shit... if I had a copy of one of the papers I wrote, you would just die. I had an idiot of a graduate student TA who thought he was just Mr. Big Shit Psychologist. This guy was a joke. It was a psychoanalytical psychology course -- you know, Sigmund Freud shit.... human beings driven by unconscious forces... driven by aggressive and sexual desires..? By choice, my paper focused on the Electra Complex aka Opposite of Oedipus Complex-- daughter wants to marry father and get rid of mum. OMG.... I created my own made up journals, written in complete sarcasm... I'm talking off the wall shit. Last paper of my fucking Junior year.... scored an 98. See... you can go to grad school and still be a fucking retard.
-Sheryl
Shit... if I had a copy of one of the papers I wrote, you would just die. I had an idiot of a graduate student TA who thought he was just Mr. Big Shit Psychologist. This guy was a joke. It was a psychoanalytical psychology course -- you know, Sigmund Freud shit.... human beings driven by unconscious forces... driven by aggressive and sexual desires..? By choice, my paper focused on the Electra Complex aka Opposite of Oedipus Complex-- daughter wants to marry father and get rid of mum. OMG.... I created my own made up journals, written in complete sarcasm... I'm talking off the wall shit. Last paper of my fucking Junior year.... scored an 98. See... you can go to grad school and still be a fucking retard.
-Sheryl
Miss Ladybug
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Kimberly & Sheryl, I've added you to my angels group, see my diary when you get the chance. LOL LOL Hey, I'm willing to swap if someone wants to be Jackie. LOL LOL I'm easy what can I say?? Uh Oh did I say that? 
MissJellyBelly
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I know. I usually just sit and stew about getting ripped off. But that day I was just too pissed to do nothing about it...lmao. Ok, this is no fast food week--and my week of debauchery is over--so no more talk about lovely deep fried foods dipped in succulent sauces...lmao.
I love the quote at the end, btw..
This week is tough!! How are you doing? I have had a hard time giving up diet soda, but it is for the best.
I have not gone to one drive through, it is strange. I feel like a junkie without my fix. It's good though, perhaps by Saturday I will be rehabilitated from those unmentionable tasty goodnesses. Do be do be do be doooo!!!
Your diary moves faster than the daily newspaper, I had to go way back to catch up on our last conversation. Whew!!
bikinibound
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I'm actually doing pretty well. Today at work there was red licorice, Dove chocolates and oatmeal peanut butter cookies. I managed to avoid them. The only reason is because i cannot stand to not get all the bonus pts I can..lol. That is what gives me my will power. Otherwise, I'd cave and have a bit. I don't normally eat much fast food, so that hasn't been hard at all. No diet pop has been hard, though. Sigh..lol
Stay strong girl!!
Hello my competitive TL friend ! Who's winning in the Halloween challenge? Hope you're team is doing well, esp. with you getting all those bonus points! I'd be doing terrible in that: I just ate H's mini candies (like Halloween size) 1 mini peanut M&Ms, 2 mini Hershey bars, and 1 mini Butterfinger. I am SO bad!
! Who's winning in the Halloween challenge? Hope you're team is doing well, esp. with you getting all those bonus points! I'd be doing terrible in that: I just ate H's mini candies (like Halloween size) 1 mini peanut M&Ms, 2 mini Hershey bars, and 1 mini Butterfinger. I am SO bad!
MsGhettoBooty
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Kimberly... dropping in to say good job with holding back from eating all those goodies. Talk about will power. Also, I'm so happy the scale is slowly creeping back down. Now take a mega dump to get rid of the extra baggage, then you'll be all good. hahaaa
Damnitt... I really need to get up there and save you from all of that horrible candy. I'm sure your H would freaking out if I ran into your flat, stole his candy, then ran my ass out the door. hahaa!
-Sheryl
Damnitt... I really need to get up there and save you from all of that horrible candy. I'm sure your H would freaking out if I ran into your flat, stole his candy, then ran my ass out the door. hahaa!
-Sheryl
bikinibound
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Hello my competitive TL friend
My team is winning! haha.
I love you b/c you're SO bad..lol. You're just a bad, naughty girl, Claudia.
Especially with that eroscillator..
bikinibound
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Kimberly... dropping in to say good job with holding back from eating all those goodies. Talk about will power. Also, I'm so happy the scale is slowly creeping back down. Now take a mega dump to get rid of the extra baggage, then you'll be all good. hahaaa
I DID take a mega dump this afternoon. And I thought of you while I did it!!
Damnitt... I really need to get up there and save you from all of that horrible candy. I'm sure your H would freaking out if I ran into your flat, stole his candy, then ran my ass out the door. hahaa!
-Sheryl
You'll be forever known as the chocolate looty booty bandit.
rundrd
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This is very cool
I came across a very cool book that I think everyone in this forum would be interested in. It's called "IMPRESS THE WORLD WITH YOUR BODY IN SEVEN DAYS." Each "day" represents one thing that you need to do to become thinner, stronger, more confident, etc. Pretty cool stuff! One point of interest: the author, Dr. David Madow definitely recommends weighing yourself every day. Also, he states that he is 52 years old and has done everything in the book for over 30 years - he looks 35! Do a search on Amazon for the word "Impress" and this book will most likely come up #1. It's cheap and I highly recommend it.
I came across a very cool book that I think everyone in this forum would be interested in. It's called "IMPRESS THE WORLD WITH YOUR BODY IN SEVEN DAYS." Each "day" represents one thing that you need to do to become thinner, stronger, more confident, etc. Pretty cool stuff! One point of interest: the author, Dr. David Madow definitely recommends weighing yourself every day. Also, he states that he is 52 years old and has done everything in the book for over 30 years - he looks 35! Do a search on Amazon for the word "Impress" and this book will most likely come up #1. It's cheap and I highly recommend it.
bikinibound
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Exercise for this week:
9/24--40min circuit training Weight: 240.5
9/25—30min circuit training Weight: 238.5
926—45min 3 mile walk Weight: 237.5
Food for Wednesday:
Meal#1—oatmeal w/2% milk (215cal, 9g protein), slice whole grain toast w/natural peanut butter (205cal, 10g pro)
Meal#2—leftover korean dish from yesterday (300cal, 27g pro)
Meal#3—2 peaches (84cal, 1g pro)
Meal#4—chicken breast (200cal 40g pro), green beans (20cal, 1g), small potato (106cal, 2g)
Meal#5—granola bar (100cal, 1g)
Meal#6—raisin bran (190cal, 5g), 2% milk (65cal, 5g)
Total: 1,485 calories 101g protein
Well, I didn't get the protein I was shooting for. I just wasn't hungry enough to eat more. I'll look into a tub o'protein tomorrow when I grocery shop. I did lower the fat, though--25% of my calories today. Carbs were kinda high, though--159net carbs.
Did y'all love my spammer who posted just before this one? Nice.
The red villain surprised me tonight. It's only been 26 days since his last visit ended. I think I liked it better when he only came seasonally.. So far no cramps. Geez, I didn't even feel it coming on. I am very lucky, I know.
Haha. I'm watching the Sarah Silverman show and it's one where she thinks she might be a lesbian. Too bad TLD is over, or it would be so ironic.lol.
Aaah...two more days and I can drink some diet pop and eat a little bit of naughty stuff..lol.
9/24--40min circuit training Weight: 240.5
9/25—30min circuit training Weight: 238.5
926—45min 3 mile walk Weight: 237.5
Food for Wednesday:
Meal#1—oatmeal w/2% milk (215cal, 9g protein), slice whole grain toast w/natural peanut butter (205cal, 10g pro)
Meal#2—leftover korean dish from yesterday (300cal, 27g pro)
Meal#3—2 peaches (84cal, 1g pro)
Meal#4—chicken breast (200cal 40g pro), green beans (20cal, 1g), small potato (106cal, 2g)
Meal#5—granola bar (100cal, 1g)
Meal#6—raisin bran (190cal, 5g), 2% milk (65cal, 5g)
Total: 1,485 calories 101g protein
Well, I didn't get the protein I was shooting for. I just wasn't hungry enough to eat more. I'll look into a tub o'protein tomorrow when I grocery shop. I did lower the fat, though--25% of my calories today. Carbs were kinda high, though--159net carbs.
Did y'all love my spammer who posted just before this one? Nice.
The red villain surprised me tonight.
It's only been 26 days since his last visit ended. I think I liked it better when he only came seasonally.. So far no cramps. Geez, I didn't even feel it coming on. I am very lucky, I know.Haha. I'm watching the Sarah Silverman show and it's one where she thinks she might be a lesbian. Too bad TLD is over, or it would be so ironic.lol.
Aaah...two more days and I can drink some diet pop and eat a little bit of naughty stuff..lol.