BikiniBound's Diary

bmohearn said:
That sounds pretty cool. But i think the reason I am doing so well this time on a diet is because I don't have any specific rules to follow. I just want to eat healthy. So... hats off to you for being able to follow something. i don't have that will power.
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I was doing more of a diet your style for ages--telling myself I can eat anything as long as it's in moderation. And I did quite well with the weight loss, and then it stopped. So I started this metabolic thing to switch gears, something different. It's supposed to be really good for building lean muscle and making the lbs drop in the trouble areas (my torso and face for me). We'll see how it goes.
 
Boam46 said:
:rotflmao: man when it seems like we can't get any more perverted here we go!!!... I think this is a very important venture...for all those who don't have a stallion to saddle up and burn some calories with!... I think we should consider also making a female one... Maybe the Big Boobied Biker Girl from YouTube next to Paul's Video?
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:rotflmao::rotflmao:BBBG is quite something. I'm pretty sure those are fake, though.

I just had a thought as to an enhancement for the blow up stallion--he needs a tongue that can..well..you know!! I think a remote control device would be in order, so that the user can make things go faster, slower, circular--the tongue and the "heel." :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Let me know what ya think. :cool:
 
bikinibound said:
:rotflmao::rotflmao:BBBG is quite something. I'm pretty sure those are fake, though.

I just had a thought as to an enhancement for the blow up stallion--he needs a tongue that can..well..you know!! I think a remote control device would be in order, so that the user can make things go faster, slower, circular--the tongue and the "heel." :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Let me know what ya think. :cool:
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O0oo I think those are very important features... for both the tongue and "heel"

Maybe we can take some of the technology from the sybian

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NO I HAVE NEVER USED ONE!!!! You Perv's and Pervettes... I just spent most of my teenage years hanging out in places my parents never would have liked me to of been in in the village in NYC :eek2::eek::rotflmao:

They would be soo proud
 
Boam46 said:
O0oo I think those are very important features... for both the tongue and "heel"

Maybe we can take some of the technology from the sybian

Sybian Home Page

Sybian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

NO I HAVE NEVER USED ONE!!!! You Perv's and Pervettes... I just spent most of my teenage years hanging out in places my parents never would have liked me to of been in in the village in NYC :eek2::eek::rotflmao:

They would be soo proud
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:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:You are too funny!! I checked that thing out. Man it never ceases to amaze me the line of products out there!! lol. Well, I think that we should stick to the life-size "doll" idea--and he has to be built--i mean muscular. This way it's almost like really having sex with a man when you're w/out one. You can do a variety of positions (well, doggie style could be difficult), and have that feel of cuddling if you want..lol. And, he won't leave his socks in the living room and dirty dishes lying around..lol. And he won't make smart ass comments about your weight. He'll be the perfect man...if only there were a way to make him capable of changing the oil in your car, killing spiders, taking out the trash, cleaning the gutters, etc...:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:You are too funny!! I checked that thing out. Man it never ceases to amaze me the line of products out there!! lol. Well, I think that we should stick to the life-size "doll" idea--and he has to be built--i mean muscular. This way it's almost like really having sex with a man when you're w/out one. You can do a variety of positions (well, doggie style could be difficult), and have that feel of cuddling if you want..lol. And, he won't leave his socks in the living room and dirty dishes lying around..lol. And he won't make smart ass comments about your weight. He'll be the perfect man...if only there were a way to make him capable of changing the oil in your car, killing spiders, taking out the trash, cleaning the gutters, etc...:rotflmao::rotflmao:
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You all are so funny. I just love to read your post.:p
 
The remote control "tongue" was a good one :rotflmao: I may be your first customer LOL.

I am so very pleased for you Miss Bikinibound! This is fuckin awesome news!!!!!!! The low carb diet finally broke AmyRB's MONTHS long plateau also so I need to get back on LC tomorrow. I binged last night on popcorn and cake and now I feel like shit..wah.
 
I am going to dismiss the perversion that infests this diary and simply say, hello. :)

Happy Monday.
 
Steve said:
I am going to dismiss the perversion that infests this diary and simply say, hello. :)

Happy Monday.
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:rotflmao::rotflmao: Oh, I think you like the perversion--that's why you keep coming back...;) I'm pretty sure that Sheryl, Jenna and I have the wildest diaries around. You never know what wickedness awaits!

Happy Monday and hello to you, too!:D
 
Blancita said:
The remote control "tongue" was a good one :rotflmao: I may be your first customer LOL.

I am so very pleased for you Miss Bikinibound! This is fuckin awesome news!!!!!!! The low carb diet finally broke AmyRB's MONTHS long plateau also so I need to get back on LC tomorrow. I binged last night on popcorn and cake and now I feel like shit..wah.
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And you have a man! I think we might possibly be building the perfect man here...so that our market will not only include people sans stallion, but those with as well..:rotflmao:

Thanks. The scale said 236.5 this am. :mad: But I can deal--it's probably just water retention, right? ha! Mmm....popcorn and cake--yummy!!
 
bikinibound said:
:rotflmao::rotflmao: Oh, I think you like the perversion--that's why you keep coming back...;) I'm pretty sure that Sheryl, Jenna and I have the wildest diaries around. You never know what wickedness awaits!

Happy Monday and hello to you, too!:D
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I concur, there's always something exciting going on.

I might have to beef up the excitement in my journal. :p
 
bikinibound said:
And you have a man! I think we might possibly be building the perfect man here...so that our market will not only include people sans stallion, but those with as well..:rotflmao:

Ooo man someone beat us to the market


I think we can improve upon their design!!!

Thanks. The scale said 236.5 this am. :mad: But I can deal--it's probably just water retention, right? ha! Mmm....popcorn and cake--yummy!!
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Its good that you can deal... you known our damn bodies fluctuate just to torture us!!! Damn biological systems!:rotflmao:

I hope your having a wonderful day!!! :hug2:
 
Here's a pic of the ex; I couldn't post the others without getting kicked off the site :). Its not the most clear pic but I dont want to invade his privacy LOL so at least you can't really tell what his face looks like.
 
Steve said:
I concur, there's always something exciting going on.

I might have to beef up the excitement in my journal. :p
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I'd like to see if you can catch up with the perversion and debauchery! :rotflmao:

We really have deep dark naughty minds :newangel:
 
Steve said:
I concur, there's always something exciting going on.

I might have to beef up the excitement in my journal. :p
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Well, your journal's gotten a lot more exciting since Sheryl and I started posting recently...lol

I think your journal's got pleny of beef. I mean, you're in it already..lol

You think your wife might be interested in one of our blow up men??? :D
 
Blancita said:
Here's a pic of the ex; I couldn't post the others without getting kicked off the site :). Its not the most clear pic but I dont want to invade his privacy LOL so at least you can't really tell what his face looks like.
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Nope, not good enough. Pm me the naked one...lol I don't care about his face so much!! I'm more interested in his "heel." hahaha:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
Well, your journal's gotten a lot more exciting since Sheryl and I started posting recently...lol

I think your journal's got pleny of beef. I mean, you're in it already..lol

You think your wife might be interested in one of our blow up men??? :D
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She doesn't need a blow up man.

I promise.
 
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