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Lillian

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ok, can someone please tell me how do women manage to blast crap all over a toilet? wtf are these people eating??!! god, how disgusting! :violent2: i'm sorry, but i just had to vent somewhere.

thanks, that is all.
 
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Its a two-fold problem:

1. according to my wife, a lot of women 'hover' over the seat. apparently they are stupid and think you can get pregnant, or contract HIV from a toilet seat. this is why women's toilets often have piss all over the seat.

2. the poor American diet. No fiber, no veggies, no fruit. So they 'spray' instead of having a normal solid bowel movement.

coupled with #1, you now have a practically unusable toilet until the custodian comes by.
 
malkore said:
Its a two-fold problem:

1. according to my wife, a lot of women 'hover' over the seat. apparently they are stupid and think you can get pregnant, or contract HIV from a toilet seat. this is why women's toilets often have piss all over the seat.

2. the poor American diet. No fiber, no veggies, no fruit. So they 'spray' instead of having a normal solid bowel movement.

coupled with #1, you now have a practically unusable toilet until the custodian comes by.
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LOL!!!!

you are actually serious about the funniest things sometimes.

2 fold prob with number two!
LOL

hahahhhaaa
 
malkore said:
Its a two-fold problem:

1. according to my wife, a lot of women 'hover' over the seat. apparently they are stupid and think you can get pregnant, or contract HIV from a toilet seat. this is why women's toilets often have piss all over the seat.

2. the poor American diet. No fiber, no veggies, no fruit. So they 'spray' instead of having a normal solid bowel movement.

coupled with #1, you now have a practically unusable toilet until the custodian comes by.
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it is true that they hover, but if they are going to splatter everywhere they should at least wipe up after themselves. yuck, no one else needs to see it. plus there is no custodian that cleans the bathrooms. i can't stand it so i always have clorox wipes with me and i'll throw in some toilet bowl cleaner every now and then, so it's not as gross. anyone that can blast a crap like that standing up must be super talented b/c there is NO WAY i'd be able to. LOL! so gross!

oh and the worst thing is that they don't ever clean the bathrooms, but they spent the money to install an air freshner that spurts out a scent every so often. if the bathrooms stunk so bad (which they sure as hell did) just clean it and maybe it wouldn't reak! ugh!
 
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dang! it is a real problem eh! that sux lillian

make them a sign

"clean up after yourself, you nasty beeeyath
OR DIE - I'm watching"

and do the sign in thos cut out letter things like a serial killer makes.
 
LMAO this threads funny sh1t! Literally!

I've shat on plenty of public toilet seats from hovering. Big scars down the back of the rim (and i dont even wipe it off). But at work i just put toilet paper on the seat and some anti splash roll down the toilet. (i'm a bit of a germ freak)
 
flyinfree said:
dang! it is a real problem eh! that sux lillian

make them a sign

"clean up after yourself, you nasty beeeyath
OR DIE - I'm watching"

and do the sign in thos cut out letter things like a serial killer makes.
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LOL! yes...yes...i have tried the sign on the stall door, which reads:

if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. thank you.

apparantly that doesn't work.
 
BigTomW said:
LMAO this threads funny sh1t! Literally!

I've shat on plenty of public toilet seats from hovering. Big scars down the back of the rim (and i dont even wipe it off). But at work i just put toilet paper on the seat and some anti splash roll down the toilet. (i'm a bit of a germ freak)
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gross!!

i'm glad you are enjoying this thread though! :D
 
OH AND HOW DARE I FORGET THE WORST PART!!!

I know i said it smelt bad already but i forgot to include the details.

These women reak! I can't understand how someone could smell so bad. Seriously, some of them need to see a doctor b/c at times it smells like rotting crotch. Either see a dr. or TAKE A FRIGGIN SHOWER! I know it's gross and i'm sorry to speak so horribly. I just can't stand it. But, i have to say that the air freshner they just installed does help mellow it out a bit.
 
Lillian said:
OH AND HOW DARE I FORGET THE WORST PART!!!

I know i said it smelt bad already but i forgot to include the details.

These women reak! I can't understand how someone could smell so bad. Seriously, some of them need to see a doctor b/c at times it smells like rotting crotch. Either see a dr. or TAKE A FRIGGIN SHOWER! I know it's gross and i'm sorry to speak so horribly. I just can't stand it. But, i have to say that the air freshner they just installed does help mellow it out a bit.
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I got an idea, find one that is clean and put an "out of order" sign on it! Stock up on the stick ups and plaster them all over the stall........ LOL

Keep it locked too....:D
 
NoLoveLost said:
I got an idea, find one that is clean and put an "out of order" sign on it! Stock up on the stick ups and plaster them all over the stall........ LOL

Keep it locked too....:D
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great idea, but they are already locked. everyone in the building that works there has a key to use them.
 
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