This Trucker Fights Back

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We must move on, M. I got laid tonight. That's the new center of my universe for the here-and-now :) Consider the lap dance just a touristy thing. I didn't really have time to get a suntan, so..

I've been withholding key 411 from you lately (intentionally) :smilielol5:
 
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Too funny you guys!

*Squeezes Randy* *mmmm* *mmmm* Hugs!

(just thought you might need those!) ;)

I hope ya have a Goal Reachin' Monday!

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Man, the D-500 was such a freakin' joke! :icon_bs:

I was sooooo mad it was just handed over with so many laps left!!

Today stunk for JR once again, so it was a 2nd stinky race day..lmbo! :sifone:

Is it just me or does DW wanna become Bush's #1 FAN in a creepy kinda way?!
I used to love DW, but he really gets on my nerves now.
LOL

Boogity - Boogity - Boogity! :rolleyes:

TTYS,

<3 Stacy
 
Hugs are always graciously accepted (and returned) here :)


I never saw one lap of the Daytona 500 but did listen to it on the airwaves. The Thursday before, we were at the Speedway. We got there about 15 minutes before the Twin 125's started.

The plan was my friend I went with had a wish list for '09 Mark Martin diecast for a friend back here. We wanted to cruise the vendor trailers while the Twins were running, thinking easy times because everyone would be in the Grandstand.

Turns out the parking was 40.00 whether you were going to watch or not. So he dropped himself off and I took the Esclade down to a Kmart parking lot which gave you a parking pass good for 2 hours or otherwise you had to pay 20.00 (which was about half-mile from the track).

The jet fighter fly-over about made me piss my shorts! They hit the Kmart lot dead-center about 100 feet above, all 4 jets at full throttle. Obviously I wasn't prepared for that! I went back and picked up my bud while the cars were on the pace lap. They sounded awesome. We drove another mile to hand wash car wash (still had all that Penna. road salt and grime on the Caddy - YUCK) and sat outside while the first 125 ran. Even that far away, the cars were roaring nicely. That's all the more we came in contact with Daytona Speedway the whole trip other than a couple drives past to go to the clubs. oh, and much to my surprise, the '09 diecast were almost nonexistent. I guess by the time last season ends, new drivers get new rides, new paint schemes designed, all this scheme data shipped to China, designs made to cars, cars shipped to USA is longer than 2-3 months.


I don't care for NASCAR starting at 6:30pm much and Fontana didn't make up for any excitement Daytona might of lacked. What a shitty night of channel surfing between the race and the Oscars. Both pretty much sucked.

I'll give Jr. credit for his straight-up pre-race interview. I think Darrell Waltrip wanted to suck Jr's dick the way he kept putting his hand on Dale's leg. Creeped me out a little, really.

Send me some Texas heat, soon, Stacy! pweaseeee!??!

hagd, doll :)
 
"There's some questions I have to ask. They're a little personal. Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanour? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing?"

"Convicted?"

"Yeah."

"No."

"Never convicted. That's good. Good."


"Are either of you homosexuals?"


"You mean, like, flaming or...?"


"Well, it's a standard question we have to ask."


"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
 
LOL. That guy doesn't do you justice, Randy. He's funny but. :D

(If you are on painkillers, I'm sorry about that. I hope you're over it quickly. )
 
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Luckily, they turned out really shitty. I followed the instruction to a 'T' but I think the recipe erred with the cooking time for raw peanuts versus what it did to the dry seasonings. I think since chili and cayenne pepper spices are made for wet recipes mainly, straight-up baking them didn't hold up so well.

I'm not sure what I was thinking making something I'd probably lose control with, anyway. Blessing in disguise? maybe..

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LOL re: your comments on DW..

I hope the upcoming Sin City race will be much better for my guy! ;
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If you missed it Sunday,

Yeah, I'm sure 'it was nothing' but it seemed eerily disturbing outside of broadcasting protocol, imo.

All told, only less than a handful of tracks really excite me in NASCAR tho I'll say Vegas is a place where they can really 'haul the mail. :auto:

I hope your boy does well this weekend :)

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LOL. That guy doesn't do you justice, Randy. He's funny but. :D

(If you are on painkillers, I'm sorry about that. I hope you're over it quickly. )
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hehe, thanks :D These started showing up on my poker forum and some of them were flat-ass hilarious. Forced humor my not be my cup of tea, however. It really took longer to make than what I thought it would and lost my concentration but I rode it out to the end, anyway. Martin Scorsese I'm not :banghead:

As much as I love the opiate family, I can't get involved with non-prescription frivolities :( I have a bigger agenda at work right now. Going backwards isn't part of that plan. You know I'm a weak, weak man, at times :blush5: Something so innocent usually goes oh-so wrong for me, it seems.









:party: Happy 22nd Birthday to my lovely Daughter !! :party:

(hard to believe!!)​
 
Happy Birthday to Randy's grown up daughter!

(WRT painkillers, I was just hoping you weren't recovering from surgery or something - no criticism implied - glad to hear you're fine. :) )
 
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