BIG NEWS.
...not really.
But I did something today I haven't done in a year and three months--- I put on my wedding dress!!! Well, I didn't
quite get it all the way on, but I was close. I pulled an omg-my-dress-is-way-too-small-to-zip and turned it backwards to zip it, but GET THIS- I actually got it all the way zipped. However, at that point, it was waaaay too tight to turn back around the right way.
On my wedding day, it was almost that tight though.

I bought it a size small, planning to lose weight. Of course, that didn't work out so I just squeezed into it and used a million veils to hide my backfat. Hahahha.
Anyway, I was surprised I even got it that far on, and I'm super excited for the day it'll fit elegantly and beautifully. I'm totally going to wear it to Walmart. I bet I'll be able to squeeze into it in another week. Then maybe it'll fit well two more weeks after that. Actually, I'll make a promise here and now that
by March 1st I will have posted a picture of me in my wedding dress! And if I still don't fit, you'll get a picture of it zipped up on my backwards with my boobies hanging out the top. Ya'll better hope I fit.
And if I forget, someone remind me!