Stan's Diary

Heya's Stan,
Wanted satop by and see how your doing and
your doing great! Have a goodtime tonight! Tammy:)
 
OMG - my kinda drinker - someone who can PLAN for 10 vodka shots! LOL!

Hope you had a good time Stan :)
 
Woohoo! Free vodka **falls over**

Well, this is my first visit to the forum while tipsy - not quite officially 'drunk' yet - I wonder if there's an official scale of drunkedness? What the heck, I'm tipsy enough to try and make one, suggestions for modifications are welcome...

Stan's scale of drunkedness...

1 - Sober
2 - Had a little drinkie
3 - Merry
4 - One too many
5 - Tipsy
6 - A little bit drunk
7 - Drunk
8 - The telling all your friends, "I love you" stage
9 - Bladdered / Wasted / Anebriated
10 - Officially and quite literally, blind drunk

I dont drink very often, just special occasions, and a 5 out of 10 is a fair assumption based on tonights free (did I mention it was free? :p ) consumption I reckon.

M2M, not sure if planning for vodka shots is something to be proud of or not yet, I can't work it out. I guess it's all down to the way you guys have trained me to be good :) . **hic**. Oh dear, I have to get up for work in five and a half hours - I wonder if I can phone in sick and get away with it? :D

I also have to report to being a little naughty. I had a piece of battered fish 'cos I had some bad munchies. It was only a small piece so I hope it wasn't too bad, but it was still quite naughty! :eek: . But boooooy, did it taste good at the time! lol!

Can't wait for next week now, it's our works xmas party and it'll be my penultimate chance to get drunk before my birthday in the spring. I'm going to be aiming for a 10 out of 10 - and I'll try and budget my cals for it too! :cool:

ps, if you're wondering why it's my penultimate chance, I only let myself drink on special occasions otherwise it gets out of control. A few years ago it got to the stage that I was getting drunk 6 nights out of 7 and drinking was a real habit that was hitting me financially as well as physically. I managed to eventually kick the habit but didn't want to give it up altogether (lets face it, getting pi**ed can be real good fun! :D ) so I came up with the plan of letting myself have one-off special days. The next one is the works party, then new year - after that, it's my birthday in May (unless anything else crops up in between).

I'd like to finish by saying thanks for your support guys, it really is appreciated and truly does help. It's a battle I'm fighting and I'm so glad to have you all on my side :) .

I think that seeing as I'm tipsy, I'd better end by telling you all that I love you :D
 
Drunk guy on the loose! look out, haha.

I dont know if this would make the drunk scale list, but once I had a party and my coworker passed out on my couch and pissed himself, inturn making me pissed. haha pun intended

Funny that you mention planning Vodka shots, I too am planning my drinks for this coming weekend. It's a bachelorette party in Las Vegas, and after seeing some Thunder from Down Under, I'm hoping to not lose track of how many. I only drink Vodka or tequila with a lime squeezed in it. Seems to have the least calories.

You're my kind of guy! lol

Great job on your loss so far. And thanks for coming by my diary.
 
niapage said:
got peanutbutter????
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**brushes over Tammy's comment & pretends not to know what it means** :D

Okay, fun aside for a moment, back to some serious business of reporting my progress. I forgot to put my walking distance yesterday, it was 1.6 miles again.

Today I have had so far...

Breakfast - weetabix 190
snack - 2 pieces of bread 98
lunch - soup & bread 236
snack - slice of bread 49

total so far of 573 cals. I'll plan my tea around that figure and will aim for 1400 for the day. No idea what to have yet! :eek:

Exercise was skipped at lunchtime today and was replaced by some Christmas shopping - so it wasn't like I was totally resting up. Then I played football after work in the driving rain - it was fun! :D

One piece of bad news though, someone accidentally tripped me over on the football pitch and I took a pretty bad fall on my right knee. It's very sore and a little swollen and I also lost some skin (about an inch wide circle) off it, although it's a much bigger area that's taken the overall battering. I also lost some skin off my elbow but it's hard to work out how bad that is until I go and take a shower 'cos the blood has dried where it settled.

I'll see how the knee is in the morning before I decide on whether to rest up for a day or two. I'm having to limp on it at the moment, so we'll see how it is once the swelling has gone. :)

Despite the pain, I'm in good spirits! :cool: Thanks for visiting and thanks for your support folks :)
 
OMG - first of all...there was not ONE misspelled word or typo in your drunken post - and saying you love us *definitely* counts as at the very least, a tipsy, if not drunken post...EXCEPT...being able to use the word penultimate appropriately while tispy definitely cancels out the tipsy rating!

Did any of that make sense?
;)

I hear ya about needing to have control over the drinking, I've thought about doing that occasionally, but then just talk myself out of it ;)

Hope you're on the mend soon sorry to hear about the fall!
 
Lol bluey, no, the knee and elbow pads are on order for when Santa comes ;)

Thanks for the praise M2M, truth is it took me a loooong time to type that post 'cos I had to keep backtracking to correct errors. I'm personally quite chuffed it turned out so literate though :D . Penultimate is my second favourite word btw :p **titters uncontrolably at his own pretty poor joke**

Thanks CfL. I thought about putting ice on it but it is sooooo darned cold here at the moment that I just couldn't! lol
 
Well, my PWD (posting while drinking) posts have several typos - no matter how much back spacing I do!

You did well!
 
Better put some vodka and peanut butter on that leg wound!! That will get you back to shape in no time. hehe

Seriously though, sorry you are injured. I am wishing you a speedy recovery.
 
Hi Stannyboo - I jump from 1 to 5 to 10 on the drunk scale. 2 cheap beers and I was ready to die Saturday. Cheap date though - score!!... lol. :D:D

Hope the knee feels better!!
 
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