You are very popular at the gym. I don't really have that problem... I'll just skip the obvious, lewd comparisons. 
I liked the mind tricks bit. I do that to myself all the time. Not at your level, but like I'll tell myself that I'm tired when I'm not even close, or that I should really get X done. Right in the middle of my cycling, I'm thinking, "Oh. Isn't Kayla's birthday coming up? I should really go get her something. The stores will be closing soon. I better hop off." Then I convince myself that I don't even like Kayla. And I get all proud of myself and ****.
I think it'd be fun if you could into a gym with the power to read minds and just listen to what everyone's thinking. Well, hmm. Disturbing, more likely, but still.
I liked the mind tricks bit. I do that to myself all the time. Not at your level, but like I'll tell myself that I'm tired when I'm not even close, or that I should really get X done. Right in the middle of my cycling, I'm thinking, "Oh. Isn't Kayla's birthday coming up? I should really go get her something. The stores will be closing soon. I better hop off." Then I convince myself that I don't even like Kayla. And I get all proud of myself and ****.

I think it'd be fun if you could into a gym with the power to read minds and just listen to what everyone's thinking. Well, hmm. Disturbing, more likely, but still.