Put that down, fatty!

The close one eye so you can focus face. I've made that one more times than is healthy. Less blonde/cute/butter when I do it though.
 
Welcome back sunflower! Aren't drunken mess snacks/meals the worst lol.

It's weird I joined the forum in 2006. So I've been lurking for almost seven years. I reached my goal weight a couple years ago and maintained for a year or so but now its crept back up... kind of depressing. But if I don't give up I'll get there eventually right?!!!! Right :D

Good luck on your journey!
 
Seriously, please don't leave us again. And post more amazingly awesome pictures. And avoid potatoes that look like suede (ewww!)
 
Good morning my most sexy of weight loss people :beating:

Laura, DON'T let me leave. I get huge and manatee-like when I leave. It's clearly bad for me to leave you guys. You areeee the remedy to getting super sexy, I have decided ;)

Xenon, I have missed you! Hope you've been well, chick.

Quercus, I just said your username several times in the voice of Captain Piccard because it sounds pretty fucking awesome. Just so ya know. Thanks for understanding the "if I keep on eye closed the world will stop trying to throw me off it" look. It's a rather common look for me ;)

Jen, I still haven't removed it from the cupboard. Later? Later. Yes, later. Later.

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Today will mostly be full of win, I have decided.

I smoked the most epic of bongs last night (I've had such a naughty week. Clearly trying to pretend I'm still a student and not a scary fat grown up. ). But then I fucking rocked out and ate my Weight Watchers meal and it tasted like sex in my mouth. Like the most amazing meal in the world. So clearly getting stoned make even the most shitty of meals taste amazing. So that's cool. Or a really slippery slope to becoming a pothead. One or the other.

And I barely snacked. Bag of skips (mmm, skips) and a TINYYYY bowl of popcorn. Which is pretty cool. So I was still under 1200 calories for the day.

Today I will be winning at fighting the fat and cleaning. My friend is coming over (size 0 and stupidly stunning so I've put on my PJ's in anticipation of the crushing self-esteem problems I'll face after she's left :ack2:) for cawwwwfee so I will drink my herbal tea and be awesome.
 
Ungodly hungry and it's only 12:30pm. Sigh. Wish my cupboards weren't so empty. I need to do a food shop but Yank's trying to clear out the 15 million chicken kievs out of the freezer before I do another shop, which I understand. But I can't have a Kiev at 19.8g of fat PER KIEV. That's not good.

Sooo I'm putting together my online shop in hope that Yank will be able to eat at least 4 of the 15 million kievs this evening as I only have one WW meal left and after that there's only pasta, pasta and more pasta. And cheese. Delicious cheese.

Well, that was rather a long post just about Kievs. Very resentful.
 
Breakfast: 60g pasta (112)
Lunch: glass of wine (187)
Dinner: WW meal (304) bread and butter (350)
Snacks: popcoen (150) skips (160)

Total:
 
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Soooo, I'm not supposed to weigh in til Sunday (terrible day to weigh in though as it's just after the weekend!) BUT I got new batteries for my scale and I'm down toooooo...

15st 2lbs (212lbs) which is a 4lb loss! And that was after lunch and a litre of water :sifone:
 
Hello Hana! Thanks for perusing my diary; I hope you found some "secrets"! :)

Two things:

Great job on the 4 lbs lost!!!

and....

You have an awesome way with words....you bring a smile with what you say and how you say it.

I smoked the most epic of bongs last night (I've had such a naughty week. Clearly trying to pretend I'm still a student and not a scary fat grown up. ). But then I fucking rocked out and ate my Weight Watchers meal and it tasted like sex in my mouth. Like the most amazing meal in the world. So clearly getting stoned make even the most shitty of meals taste amazing. So that's cool. Or a really slippery slope to becoming a pothead. One or the other."

If this technique works and you slim to your goal, you should write a book about it.
 
But then I fucking rocked out and ate my Weight Watchers meal and it tasted like sex in my mouth. Like the most amazing meal in the world.

hahaha... please don't leave us again! Oh, how I have missed your posts. Congrats on the 4 lbs ..that is awesome! :)
 
KeyKong, thanks for swinging by :smash: If I write my "Marijuana Diet: Smoke Yourself Thin" book then I shall give you credit for the wonderful idea.

Maybe not so strange...:

Jen, I wont leave :p Need to fight ze flab!!
 
The scales are giving me all sorts of wonderful news this morning but going to wait until Sunday to weigh in properly for the week!

Last night was awesome, ate really well, drank a bit too much but the scales are still loving my face off this morning so I'm clearly winning the weed and wine diet.

Just about to go for a walk to buy rat food and pick up some smokes--Will take me like 45 mins if I walk quick so that's a decent walk for me. Feeling pretty fucking awesome this morning. It's 1130 and I've only just woken up. A glorious 12 hour sleep and I've slept through breakfast so an excuse to avoid it again ;)

Got a huge-ass food shop coming this evening before I go to my friends. Sooo I will be making:

Spanish omelette (supaaa healthy and fucking gorgeous)
Lean mince spag bol
Chicken and courgette slow-cooked casserole
Lean beef burgers with salad
sausage and leek potato bake (not overly low in cals so little portions ;))

Have an awesome day, everyone. We can do this!! *flaps bingo wings wildly in encouragement* :sifone:
 
I can't believe you weigh in on Sunday! I have to give myself three days to recover from the weekends before I even remember what a scale is.
 
I know, Laura! I started on Sunday though so feel like I should weigh in properly then. Might stop me from being such a piggy over the weekend if I know I have a weigh in ;)

Breakfast:
Lunch: new potatoes, small amount of butter (205)
Dinner: pitta (150)
Snacks: wholemeal pitta with scraping of reduced fat hummous (150) apple (50)

Total:555
Exercise: 45 min walk
 
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Really low calorie day yesterday food wise. Drink wiseeee, not so much. Would try and put down the calories but it's all a bit of a blur after the first bottle of wine and shots of jaeger. Large possibility I will die. So painfully, painfully hungover. Stupid Sunflower.

And then to top it all off, Yank went to McDonalds this morning and brought me back breakfast. And I ate it. So no lunch for me to make up for it.

Sigh.
 
Oh bless you! You will be fine. Drink loads of water...
Just have something healthy for lun-ner (combo of lunch-dinner) :D

Hope you feel better soooon! x
 
Urgh. Still feeling rancid but thanks ladies! All self-inflicted so can't feel too sorry for myself!

Food has been much better after this mornings MaccyD's fiasco and the scales are saying another pound down (even after the muffin!) but all shall be revealed tomorrow!

Off to the neighbors now for home-made chicken curry! Have a good day everyone xx
 
So it is weigh in day *drum roll pleaaaaase*

:sifone:

So last Sunday I was 15st 6lbs (216lbs) and today I am 15st exactly (210lbs).

So that's a loss of 6lbs!!

Yay me!

And that's despite a rather delicious chicken curry that I stuffed into my face like it was about to be taken away from me at any second.

So all in all I'd say it's been a pretty groovy first week! Long may it continue!
 
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