Good morning my most sexy of weight loss people
Laura, DON'T let me leave. I get huge and manatee-like when I leave. It's clearly bad for me to leave you guys. You areeee the remedy to getting super sexy, I have decided
Xenon, I have missed you! Hope you've been well, chick.
Quercus, I just said your username several times in the voice of Captain Piccard because it sounds pretty fucking awesome. Just so ya know. Thanks for understanding the "if I keep on eye closed the world will stop trying to throw me off it" look. It's a rather common look for me
Jen, I still haven't removed it from the cupboard. Later? Later. Yes, later. Later.
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Today will mostly be full of win, I have decided.
I smoked the most epic of bongs last night (I've had such a naughty week. Clearly trying to pretend I'm still a student and not a scary fat grown up. ). But then I fucking rocked out and ate my Weight Watchers meal and it tasted like sex in my mouth. Like the most amazing meal in the world. So clearly getting stoned make even the most shitty of meals taste amazing. So that's cool. Or a really slippery slope to becoming a pothead. One or the other.
And I barely snacked. Bag of skips (mmm, skips) and a TINYYYY bowl of popcorn. Which is pretty cool. So I was still under 1200 calories for the day.
Today I will be winning at fighting the fat and cleaning. My friend is coming over (size 0 and stupidly stunning so I've put on my PJ's in anticipation of the crushing self-esteem problems I'll face after she's left

) for cawwwwfee so I will drink my herbal tea and be awesome.