Pequin Weight Journal

ooooo going to the dentist on halloween. Now that's scarey.

INT. DENTIST WAITING ROOM - DAY

The room is very dimly lite. The walls are grey cold brick. The room is very humid, and cold. Three people sit in the waiting room. BENNY is a five year old boy with a mouth full of fillings. He seems nervous, he keeps on scratching his wrists. Beads of sweat can be seen on his brow. SAMANTHA is a twenty eight year old woman who is hiding behind a cosmo magazine. Her nervousness can be seen as she rapidly flips through the pages. Then there is NURSE HATCHER, a pastey white complexion, thinning grey shoulder lenth hair, and a face only a mother could love.

The three in the the waiting room are minding their own business. SCREAMS can be heard coming from down the hall. A loud DRILL can be heard followed by GURGLING. Benny begins to CRY. Samantha rests the magazine on her lap as she listens. An odd SILANCE fills the room. The patient down the hall is no longer making any noise. Benny is crying so hard he can barly breath. Snot drips from his nose. His face reads nothing but stone cold fear.

DR. KILLBORN (VOICE)
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Oh thank you Mikey. I was just telling a friend that this dentist reminds me of the one in Little Shop of Horrors and now I have THAT lovely image to go with it.. if I have nightmares tonight I'm crawling in bed it you mister!! ...lol
 
Hey Peguin. I can relate. The healthcare system in this country is a joke and structured in such a way as to avoid all preventitive costs in favor of paying more for catastrophes from untreated problems. I bet your insurance would pay for gastric bypass.
 
Hello!

Hey Pequin, How's it going? Yes,I'm a very patient person. I am also stubborn:eek: . Well enough about me. I know our health system sucks:mad: , but it beats living in Mexico or some other country. As for the Dentist, you do want to keep that purty little smile of yours, Right? Somethings cost more than just money:eek: . They cost, Blood, Sweat and Tears. Then some more money:eek: ! Have a good day tomorrow! Happy Halloween!!!!!:D
 
Then there is NURSE HATCHER, a pastey white complexion, thinning grey shoulder lenth hair, and a face only a mother could love.

:eek: :eek: I have seen this woman at my dentist office!!!!! *dun dun dun*:eek: :eek:
try and rest pepper girl and don't think of the gloomy dentist office.......go to your happy place............breath deep and think of the rain..........relax....goozefraba..............shhhhhhhhh.....star
 
I stopped by for a QUICK Hello and GOODNIGHT!
I hate the dentist and haven't been in 13 years
lol I need to go but tooo skerred! Tammy
 
Before and After

Hey Mamacita, Lookin' Muy Bueno. Just got thru looking at your B/A pic's. Thumb's Up! Keep up the good work.
 
Howdy All!!

Teeth are fine but holy moses my jaw is sore. I think they're going to have to adjust things. I can't get between the teeth they did to floss. You'd think they'd check that before they sent me on my way. :rolleyes:

Feeling pretty funky after my little swig of moon shine. Good stuff, stinks to high heaven but soo very smooth. :D:D:D:D

Food & Activity:
Breakfast #1: 1 babybel, 4 mushrooms,
Breakfast #2: 1 muffin, 1/2c. milk
Lunch: Lean Cuisine lasagna thingy, salad with avocado & some spray on dressing
Snack: hot chocolate, 3 mini rice cakes
Supper: oyster stew, 5 crackers, 4 mushrooms with cheese spread in them

Totals:
Calories (Goal 1640 - 1990): 1,156
Carbs (Goal 184 - 323): 138
Fat (Goal 36 - 77): 47
Protein (Goal 41 - 174): 47

Water: 80oz
Exercise: 1.5 miles
 
Feeling pretty funky after my little swig of moon shine. Good stuff, stinks to high heaven but soo very smooth.

It just needs to be run through a charcoal filter to get rid of the impurities. After that it will just taste like pure alcohol. Just im me for the plans to an improvised filter........
 
Hey Pequin,

Your insurance hassle in the US sounds dreadful:( - to say the least. Its stupid to not include preventive meassures to healthcare when obesity has so many affects on health and will end up in expensive operations and sickness. It doens't sound too logical....
Anyway, I hope your doing great today, numb jaw and all, you have my sympathies:)
 
What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping booty...

Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
Because he's a pain in the neck...

Happy Halloween!
 
Hey there! I'm kinda stoppin by some diaries and checking on the "new" people since I've been gone... annnyyyways, hope to see ya around!(well, I really hope I get in here more often, lol..) hope things are going good for ya, have a great halloween :D
 
I made a yummy halloween av!! It didn't size down too well so I thought I'd post a bigger version. :D Ain't I a sexay biotch!! ..lol

Happy Halloween All!! :D:D:D

Edit: Added the before picture. :D
 
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you look pretty darn scary darlin! haha

I went to the dentist while in Texas cos I was SURE I had a cavity. But no, they said they didn't see anything at all. That probably my roots were just exposes cos of my wisdom teeth and that's why it was sensitive. Bleh...doesn't solve my problem people!!! haha

x
Monica
 
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