My Selfish Year, and the journey to skinny

Alright, I tried to edit my last post but I'm on my iPad and for some reason I can't. So, to round out my food in the last post:


D: dinky egg rolls x 2; French fries; ketchup: 475

add to snack 2: 2 oz of POM ; and another 1.5 oz of vodka


Daily total is 1485, but I'm banking that I'm underestimating the egg rolls and fries so I'm calling it a 1600 day. Airports, vodka and my mom after 4 hours on a puddle jumper don't mix. Next time she's cabbing it.
 
It's great to see someone else post their daily food log on here. I look at a lot of them and get ideas for future meals. I know eventually I'm going to get really bored with some of my current faves. Mmmmm vodka, another fave. I had a margarita tonight and it was delish! 4 hours on a puddle jumper is insane. I fly all the time, but small planes are made for an hour or less flight time. Good job surviving that!
 
Ok your diet book idea amuses me.


Possible titles


The Vodka Diet (I think somebody did that)


Cake Cussing And Other Metaphysical Exercises


FAT SUCKS


Maybe you can come up with better ones?


Stay on track my new friend!
 
Lol, hmmm, hadn't though of titles yet but here are a few off the top of my head:


physical transformations for the lazy and sloth- like

girl interrupted while eating herself to death

you gain some, you lose some, you gain some again and then you lose it again, in a perfect world



Last night, in order to put an end to the vodka and POM binge, I had to bleach my teeth. Yes, you actually cannot consume POM with bleach trays in your mouth and its ill advised to do so after they have been removed. It made for an early night, as soon as Ghost Hunters and Face Off were over I was in bed. I woke up this morning rejuvinated, with a washing machine full of wet clothes that I forgot to dry and a pissed off dog because I left her outside all night. Ahhhh vodka, how I love thee.


So, I'm wearing damp underware today. Not for any of the fun reasons that would cause wet undies. Just that they were not completely dry by the time I needed to get dressed and dash out the door for another fun filled work day. Side note: sub zero temps and wet undies don't mix.


Since my Mom is home, I have a bit of freedom again after work hours, so tonight I will attempt to go to the gym. or is it Jim? Maybe I'll attempt both. I hope gym is good looking.
 
hey oldschool, i have to say, i've been reading all your posts and each post as just so much darn humor! hahahaha have a great day!
 
I knew your titles would be better than mine. I just knew it.


Good luck on the damp underwear in winter...nothing worse than underwear frostbite.


Hit that gym hard...(you may interpret that however it suits)
 
I don't know whats worse. Not having internet at home, or having just enough to piss you off. Something has been wrong wtih my modem since last night, around 7:30pm. I reset it, got online, typed up a huge post including my food, went to hit submit and noticed....no connection. GRRRR! same thing this morning, reset the modem, get online, load two different pages but when I got to facebook, no connection.


Frusterated!


Yesterday my calorie intake ended up around 1150, I had a sore throat, I drank some wine, I passed out. So it was like a raging party for this old lady. Actually, a raging party for me these days is new years eve at my grandmas and playing bingo while sipping decaf coffee till the fireworks go off at midnight. Whoop Whoop!! See what having kids does to you? All my peers still party it up, the only difference is the next day I can function but they are at my clinic for banana bag IV's and meclizine.


This morning I woke up to 6 new inches of fresh snow on top of the layer of ice that we've been shining to a gleaming slippery finish for the last few days. Its still snowing out, and starting to blow to give us the effect of a proper blizzard, only here, instead of calling it a blizzard we just call it Friday. Thankfully when I woke up this morning my tender glands and sore throat had disappeared, becasue I hate shoveling and scraping snow while breathing in cold air on a sore throat. Maybe I overdid it at the Jim. Or was it the gym? I work in a germ factory so its absolutely plausible that something was trying to worm its way into my system. Unfortunalty for the germs, I have more antibodies then the average person. I'm like a walking antibody machine. I rarely get sick, because I spent the first two years working in the medical field sick as a dog...I got everything...now I'm pretty much immune to everything. Except the snow. I'm not immune to the snow and everyday I dream of moving to somewhere warm, like...Tucson without all the racists....or Orlando without all the swamps.
 
Thanks for blowing off steam in such an amusing way. I with you on the cold air... the air outside was so cold this morning it nearly gave me an ice cream headache.
 
Alright, I'm heading home for the night after a long day. I've no idea if the internets will be working at my house. I called the provider today and they went out and looked at the line to make sure I had a signal and they said it was strong...we'll see. I may go crazy without the internet to log my calories for me. What will I do without facebook? OMG, I don't even want to think of it!


Please pray for me.
 
OMG if anyone ever does Wright a book about this place they will sure have some stories to tell. :lurk5:

My title for your book right now would be thank god for granny undies

Good luck spending the night with no face book:eek2:
 
The good lord has seen fit to answer all your prayers and grant me internets! Praise Allah, Jehovah, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


I am again in a situation where I have had a non selfish transgression. My friend one island over needed a place to board her cat when she sent it here to get fixed...and now I've got a kitty scoping out the underside of my bed. I blame this on the Internet not working at my house so I engaged in answering my phone when it rang. Dammit!


Weigh in is tomorrow and I'm nervous. I've had a couple days this week with near 1700 calories. And, it's TOM and I tend to bloat up like a week dead whale in the summer heat. For real.


My son has soccer games today, so I'll be in the bleachers whooping it up. Best thing ever because the gym prohibits food and drink except water. Way better then softball season where they sell hot dogs and beer at the games. It's almost noon and I've only had coffee so far today, so, I'm logging off and heading into the kitchen to eat.
 
248.5 this morning! Yay! 11.5 lbs gone forever!


And, I ave internets.


We are experiencing some cold winter weather and last nigh I ran out of heating fuel, so we were quite cold for a few hours before the fuel guy could get to us. I had to go and dig out a ladder that was frozen into the ground so I'm sure I had a good calorie burn last night from that. It was so cold outside I had snotcicles by the time I came back inside.


Last night I discovered several old diaries that were very good reads. I went to the oldest page of this diary section and read diaries with more then 30 or so pages. Really good and motivating stuff. I'm going to continue doing that today since I got nothing better to do on a lazy Sunday.
 
Congrats on putting some distance between yourself and the 250's. And thanks for the reminder to check on my fuel tank, seems like it's been running constantly for the last few weeks.
 
congrats on your loss (how often do you get to say that?)! your description of winter weather is a great reminder of why i moved away from snow. shoveling would be great exercise, though!
 
*chatter chatter* sooooo cooooold *chatter chatter* (that would be my teeth chattering)


So, got fuel, got the house all warmed up, but the drain pipes under the house froze anyways. I need more insulation. But damn its frigid out there and it doesn't help that the cold northern air is being pushed along by 80 mile an hour winds. Even my dog won't go outside in this crap. We are not used to this kind of cold here. A usual winter involves 30 degree temps, snow, rain, snow, rain...usually does not freeze like this or stay this cold for weeks on end. Its pretty much been like this since the 15th of December with a little bit of warmer weather and rain about a week ago but not enough to melt the snow completely. I"M COLD!


And I'm sans internets at my house again. It went out last night and has been down since. Makes for a boring evening and a lot of tv watching.
 
As a thin blooded Texan I marvel at your cold weather stories. If it gets just a bit of ice here we freak out, run outside and crash our pickup trucks into each other.


11 lb...how great is that?


Keep er goin!!! Exercise warms you up!!
 
Nutella is the devil. Got a care package from the ex hubby today. Effin bastard.


Also, made homemade pizza with gluten free crust, probably way over cals today, but, I think you need a cheat day every once in a while to keep the old' body guessing.
 
Nutella is the devil. Got a care package from the ex hubby today. Effin bastard.


Also, made homemade pizza with gluten free crust, probably way over cals today, but, I think you need a cheat day every once in a while to keep the old' body guessing.
 
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