MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hey Sweetness!! sorry to hear about your friend, my heart goes out to his family and loved ones! And here is to our troops that are still there:patriot: WE LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

Take care sweetheart, we are all here for ya!
Hugs and lovin!
XOXO
Kimmers
 
sorry to hear about your friend...my family is going thru a similar situation...my cuz is a soldier MIA since May with no news whatsoever so my prayers are with you guys.
 
Me too!! Where Oh Where did our supplier go huh Steve?? I bet she's doing great, just busy with every day life, I know how that can be, my past few months have been quite challenging. Well Sweet Sugar Booty, if your around let us know your okay and still shaking your money maker.
Love ya girlie!
Kim:waving:
 
I need to find a replacement for Sheryl.

Who wants to talk dirty to me and set me straight?

:waving::waving: I will, I will! Pick me! Pick me! hahaha :coolgleamA:

Now it's time to get your heroin addicted, foam rolling loving ass back to work, and stop whining about Sheryl. Ya big, ghey baby. :cuss:
 
Hey everyone,

earlier I was in my usual weird, happy ass mood... that is until I received a heartbreaking email from one of my closest friends in Hawaii, Kendra. Kendra and I met one another at a local goth club back in the days. (~9 years ago) Over the years, I've seen her with some of the creepiest fuckers ever.. that is, until she met Calvin. Calvin was not only handsome, but he treated her like an absolute Queen. I loved the hell out of the kid and I've never seen Kendra so happy. Ever. Also, he had a thing for "big girls" so that's why we ALLLLL loved him. haha I just always remember him saying, "Sheryl... I swear, you are COOL as SHIT, mama!" That would always make me laugh.

Anyways, plain and simple: Calvin was sent to Iraq a few months back. Kendra just found out that Calvin was killed when his Stryker was bombed Friday. My poor Kendra. Bah... this sucks ass. Here's to you, Calvin.. for being one of the most amazing men I've had the pleasure of knowing and wrestling with me during our debauchery filled weekends.

Love you, Calvin Doll.

-Sheryl

This really broke my heart and I am actually crying and in tears. I notice that you have not posted since this happened. I hope that you are okay and that Kendra is okay and I wish the best for Calvin's friends, family and loved ones. I am so sorry to hear about your loss. Just know that you are loved and supported by so many people here and everyone is missing you!! Even me and I have only lurked in your diary once before and seen your fun and stylish posts about the forum. Take your time to feel better, but come back soon because you are so missed!!
 
Blue Ball Express

Well, how could you return and not get us off with a visit here in Perv Central ?? huh ?? huh ???

*puts bib on and patiently awaits for a thigh-soaked slurpie*
 
Welcome back! Time to make a long post to update all of us on all that's been going on during your lengthy absence.

I'm sure there are lots of ass kickings you've given that we need to hear about. :D
 
Yeah, tell us all about it, you know how we suck up the gossip! OH PLEASE TELLL! hehehehe when you get the time, please let us know all about the house, your smoking bod, and your wonderful family.
I've missed ya!
Kimmers
 
So, seriously, you are going to poke your head in, give everyone a tiny taste of Sheryl and then not update us? Really? How cruel. You're just a big tease...I always suspected.
 
Don't make me get out the Moose Twat.

Don't make me epic fail, I beg thee. Inside jokes don't work well without reciprocation - or molestation, in this case.

*beams*

-BFP
 
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