MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Pix Taken During Hawaii Trip

For those of you who didn't get to catch the following pix in others' diaries, here you go.....

This was my goal outfit actually. I wore a tight laced 24" waist leather overbust corset with a pair of leather low rise jean/ boot cut pants with a black pyramid studded belt. I also rocked 6" platformed Pennangalan boots, so I could strut around like a mega Asian Amazon. hahaaa!

Me and My Beautiful Kendra



Me being a Frisco Dyke with my best friend, Mel



My "Naked Sword Fight Team USA".. fuck if I knew who they were, but they asked if their friend could take a picture. hahahaaa!!



Vegans hate us.. hahaa!



Steve and I making out at the Maui Airport



Hoping some Chinese old man would walk by and squeeze my "rabutan"



To PETA... with love... from The Piggy Smootching Sheryl

 
I've seen most of these.

A couple of observations:

1. That Steve fella is a sexy bitch.

2. Your mom is beautiful. Tell her I said that please.

3. I love Hawaii.

4. I love seeing your progress..... I can't wait to see where you are going to be at the end of 2008 in terms of physique!
 
Steve said:
I've seen most of these.
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Oh I'm so sorry, Master. Should I post others? Fuck you. haha

A couple of observations:

1. That Steve fella is a sexy bitch.
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I only date him because he has a fat ass.

2. Your mom is beautiful. Tell her I said that please.
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First my lesbian baby sister.. and now mom?? WTF???

3. I love Hawaii.
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In other words, you want more chocolate covered macadamia nuts, huh? HA!

4. I love seeing your progress..... I can't wait to see where you are going to be at the end of 2008 in terms of physique!
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Umm hopefully smaller with a big ass and perky tatas. LMAO! Oh.. and you're going to be my secret weapon for this little Body Transformation Contest. (HA! To everyone else! I have a STEVE! Nanner fuckin' nanner!)

-My name is Sheryl and I sabotage diets with my goodies
 
I already told you on yahoo what i think of your pics. :D

I didn't say I liked hairy pussies--and I like my men non-hairy. Nothing worse than gagging on body hair. :D

I wouldn't have my underwear on my head--it'd be my bra. :biggrinjester:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Oh I'm so sorry, Master. Should I post others?
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Absolutely.

Fuck you. haha
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That's a warning.

I only date him because he has a fat ass.
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That he does. Squatter's ass.

First my lesbian baby sister.. and now mom?? WTF???
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Oh, you misunderstood me about your sister. Your sister if fucking hot. You mom is a beautiful woman.

:p

In other words, you want more chocolate covered macadamia nuts, huh? HA!
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I'm almost out of them already you bastard.

Umm hopefully smaller with a big ass and perky tatas. LMAO!
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Hahahahaha, that's a good goal.

Oh.. and you're going to be my secret weapon for this little Body Transformation Contest. (HA! To everyone else! I have a STEVE! Nanner fuckin' nanner!)
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Oh you don't want that. I'll have you eating 800 calories per day of chicken and broccoli.

I don't lose.
 

AmbaLove said:
Awesome pictures. You are beautiful!
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Thanks, honey. :)


bikinibound said:
I already told you on yahoo what i think of your pics. :D
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If I can remember correctly it was something along the lines of, "If I had a dick, I'd slip it in you, Sheryl." ;) Ditto, baby. hahaaa!

I didn't say I liked hairy pussies--and I like my men non-hairy. Nothing worse than gagging on body hair. :D
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A man can be hot shit: pretty face, nice body, tall, etc. But Lord... if I start seeing Jumanji popping out of his shirt: 1) I drag him to my Asian homegirls over here for a waxing 2) I tear the hair out by fistfuls, because gotta get it while it's hot.. KWIM? ;) 3) if it's James, shave around his nipples. HAHAAA!!!

I wouldn't have my underwear on my head--it'd be my bra. :biggrinjester:
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So in other words, you'd look like you were wearing a swimmer's cap? Niceeee... LOL
 
Steve said:
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Well ain't that a fucking bitch. Fuck.


That he does. Squatter's ass.
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Pardon me. This deserves 10 minutes of Sheryl Alone Time. Squatter's ass... goddamnnnnn.... meow.


Oh, you misunderstood me about your sister. Your sister if fucking hot. You mom is a beautiful woman.

:p
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If you weren't married, I'd drive to PA and castrate you, you goddamn Great Dane. (Can't say chihuahua unfortunately..lol)



I'm almost out of them already you bastard.
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It's called "savoring them" not seeing how many you can fit in your fucking mouth, bucko.


Hahahahaha, that's a good goal.
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Actually, that's part of my goal. The other part is so I look fucking HAWT in my black latex catsuit for my Halloween outfit. I'll be going as the Baroness of GI Joe... the brown, Asian version. LMAO!!
(See pic below.. in case you're ass is too young to remember, you bastard.)

Oh you don't want that. I'll have you eating 800 calories per day of chicken and broccoli.
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Well, that's a definite no fucking go right there, my friend. My tits alone survive on 800 calories. Now my ass aka "heat reserve" goes on almost double that amount.

I don't lose.
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Oh I'm sure of it, but fuck you and your 800 calories of chicken and broccoli diet. Okay... I said "fuck you" again. Now fork over the punishment... fuckity fuck fuck. (<--- added for good measure) HA!!
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
If you weren't married, I'd drive to PA and castrate you, you goddamn Great Dane. (Can't say chihuahua unfortunately..lol)
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If you compared me to a chihuahua I'd end you.

It's called "savoring them" not seeing how many you can fit in your fucking mouth, bucko.
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Ya see, I have a magic metabolism. I'm able to eat sweets, but the only way it doesn't affect my physique negatively is to eat as many of them as fast as I can.

At least that's what I read on the Interwebz.

Actually, that's part of my goal. The other part is so I look fucking HAWT in my black latex catsuit for my Halloween outfit. I'll be going as the Baroness of GI Joe... the brown, Asian version. LMAO!!
(See pic below.. in case you're ass is too young to remember, you bastard.)
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Like I wouldn't remember.... I'm not that young butthead!

And that's hot. I expect pictures of said outfit in my PM promptly after dressing.

Well, that's a definite no fucking go right there, my friend. My tits alone survive on 800 calories. Now my ass aka "heat reserve" goes on almost double that amount.
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And I thought you were a winner.

Shows what I know.

:p

Oh I'm sure of it, but fuck you and your 800 calories of chicken and broccoli diet. Okay... I said "fuck you" again. Now fork over the punishment... fuckity fuck fuck. (<--- added for good measure) HA!![/COLOR]
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If I didn't know you, I'd be frightened by your dominant demeanor.
 
LMFAO! That's all I have to say. Well, I love the part about your tits running on 800 calories a day, and your ass double. :rofl: I'm sure James's chest hair needs at least that just to maintain. :sifone:
 
WHAT A GODDESS YOU ARE!!! Hey, to say the last, nice eyebrows :D My friend Josh married his wife Stephanie in their backyard in Kealakekua Big Isladn and the ceremony looks similar, no beach, but on the mountain side so you could see the ocean from the little pulpit. You look SO GOOD all the time, but I really am glad you were so successful at getting closer and closer to your goal, you must fee GREAT about yourself and rightly so! I loved the pics, thank you! :hurray:
 
I love your pictures. Your wedding looked beautiful :)

P.S. You've got huge jugs. You could totally be a manager at Hooters, seriously... ;)
(Sorry I couldn't resist, lol)

-Sam
 
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Sheryl, thanks for sharing all those pics with us! Your wedding was beautiful! Great that you have a lot of "before" pics to measure your success!! That is certainly motivational!
 
hey there chicky OMG am I reading that right "155"...only 1 lb away
from your goal,geeeesh I am so jealous!Congrats and have you posted any
new pics since the 160's cuz once you get past 180's every 10lbs looks like
25 lbs when I was over 200 lol.Have a nice day Tammy
 
My Very First Shit Fit With Weight Loss

Yah, I know... I disappeared.. again. haha! First off, I want to thank everyone for their comments wrt to my pictures. I appreciate it so much, everyone. If I could find you all in person and make out with you.. oh, I mean "hug you".. I would. :D

Well, this past week I had my first Shit Fit with losing weight. I rarely do this, but my ass broke down crying and I damn near flung that piece of shit scale out the window. Now that I think of it.. it was a wee bit funny. ha! Anyways here's what led to my "semi breakdown:"

1. I just joined that Body Transformation Contest here on the forum. I haven't taken my actual measurements (myself) in fackin' forever. However, I was just recently fitted for a custom corset by a new seamstress (in town). She took my measurements (2nd week of January):

chest= 40 1/2"
underbust= 34"
waist= 30"
hips= 40 3/4"

I'm thinking.. "Fuck yah! That's some banging measurements!" Yesterday, I go ahead and measure myself and I come up with the following:

chest= 42"
underbust= 34"
waist= 32 1/2"
hips= 42"

Still "banging", but Oh WTF???? There's no way in hell I gained 6 1/2" in a matter of a week and a half being as my clothes are looser and I eat/ workout like a beast. So I tell the seamtress about my findings and I want to see her asap. I brought my tape measure along. Come to find out, homegirl's tape measure is off. How in the fuck can you be a seamstress with a shit tape measure??? Grrrrr!!! (We ended going to a material shop and using their tape measure to finalize it.) Her excuse, "You must have not eaten the day before measuring with me." Oh yah... because by not eating a day before my ass (literally) is going to lose 2 inches, right? Needless to say, I fired her.

2. Then yesterday, I go to weigh myself and WHAMO.. I gained 4 lbs in a matter of 2 weeks. WTF?????? I'm about done with my period, so I know it isn't water retention. I've been working out, eating right,.. hell... my pants fell the fuck off the other day at the gym. WTF????

So Sean wakes up and I tell him.. then I started to cry. Shit. I hate crying. I told him my biggest fear is "Slipping and being fat." He then brought up a time when we were living in Hawaii. He ever remembered the exact place, what I was wearing, etc. (Quite impressive for a man who can't remember wtf he ate for dinner the night before.) He spoke of a time where I was ~200+ lbs crying in the car, because no matter what I did, I just could not lose weight. Then he brought up how far I've come and to not forget how proud he is of me.

Last night, I decided to bust out the calendar and start writing up my workout plans. As for the scale.. I know I have to weigh myself weekly for this damn contest, but fuck it... I'm not going to let that shit get to me. I've worked too damn hard to let it. My tape measure's going to be my new best friend.. I suppose. haha Okay... enough bitching and whining from me. I'm going to take my ass to gym, so I can win this Body Transformation Contest. I'm going to be bangin' as fuck come end of April. Pardon me.. I also have a BCBG dress I need to purchase for my afters.

-S Dawg
 
Aww...honey! :grouphug::grouphug: I imagine it's muscle you put on--not fat. It can't be fat. And, remember, as you get closer to your goal weight, the harder it is to lose.

Yeah, I'm up 1lb today from a week ago, so I feel your pain.

Here's a lil something to cheer you up:
 
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