MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Blancita said:
:rofl:

I was reading that post from "Sheryl" like WTF???! I laughed so hard when I got to this. :D
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Yah... leave it to Steve the Moderator to go and fuck up my shit, right? Sheesh. I think he's picking on my, because I'm brown.




HA!

Steve said:
Puhhhh-lease.

I love moms.

Errr.....

I mean moms love me!
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So... not only are you an Ass-ficianado, but now you're a MILF Hunter? Wow. I'm learning a shit load about you nowadays. (I can't remember the "ass loving" name I used to call you... hahaaa! Refresh my memory please.)

Little my ass! I'm eating my ass off. Cookies do the body good. :)
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But... ummm.. errr.... you said that Steve and ass don't go together. Hmmm?
 
It's TLD. Time for the 8-tittied/4 pussied Hindu goddess to emerge......:drool5:

Girl, you will get your shit together in no time at all. I have no doubt of it. You'll be in the 140s before James is done hitting the 8-tittied Hindu goddess.

My sympathies regarding your gyno visit. If the doc is a woman, it's so fitting for TLD. Just pretend it's a cold metal dildo going in....yes, I'm sick.

Kiss, kiss...:beating::beating:
 
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Hey How's it going Sweetness?? Are you there?? Did you have your visit today? Hope all turned out grand!!

Just come right over here dear and let me rub your back and scrub your hooters, you know I have to get you some TLD time!! Happy TLD Day lovely!

Kimmers
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Yah... leave it to Steve the Moderator to go and be the best damn thing that ever happened to me. I think he likes brown girls too.
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I agree and sure, why not?

So... not only are you an Ass-ficianado, but now you're a MILF Hunter?
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Hot moms are a good thing. I'm not a MILF hunter.... but I do appreciate an older, sexy woman.

Wow. I'm learning a shit load about you nowadays. (I can't remember the "ass loving" name I used to call you... hahaaa! Refresh my memory please.)
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No.
 
bikinibound said:
Girl, you will get your shit together in no time at all. I have no doubt of it. You'll be in the 140s before James is done hitting the 8-tittied Hindu goddess.
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This had me do a "Kimberly Snort!" HAHAHAAA!!! And thanks, mami... I'm working towards it, because I need to look damn good for my friend's graduation. I'm planning to play PussyCat Dolls "Dontcha" while busting through his door to surprise him. Hopefully his girlfriend won't mind. HAHAAA!!

My sympathies regarding your gyno visit. If the doc is a woman, it's so fitting for TLD. Just pretend it's a cold metal dildo going in....yes, I'm sick.
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You know... I tried, but for some reason, I just wanted to take my barefoot and kick her right in the chin for being an absolute shithead. Time to change Puss Doctors!

Miss Ladybug said:
Hey How's it going Sweetness?? Are you there?? Did you have your visit today? Hope all turned out grand!!
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Had a horriiiiiibbbbllllllleeeeeee experience with this ob/gyn today. I'm planning to change doctors. She lacked bed side manners, insincere, etc. I have to wait a few weeks for my results.. like usual. BAH!

Just come right over here dear and let me rub your back and scrub your hooters, you know I have to get you some TLD time!! Happy TLD Day lovely!

Kimmers
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Wow. For a minute there, I had to make sure Steve didn't fuck with my journal again and type in weird shit. ;) HA! You kinky girl you! love yas, sugar bum!

Jacquelyn said:
Just for you, Sheryl ;) He makes me moist!
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Oh holy crap. :drool5: Ummmm... Jacquelyn... do you two swing? LMAO jk!!!! That's a mighty fine man, girl. Damn... you two are a good looking couple. No wonder the babygirl is so darn precious!

Steve said:
I agree and sure, why not?
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I'm going to beat your ass badly.



Hot moms are a good thing. I'm not a MILF hunter.... but I do appreciate an older, sexy woman.
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Steve darling... I'm only 3 years older than you. Stop dropping hints.

Oh and another thing....


I'm calling dibs on Jacquelyn!! Get your own "moist mom." Pffft!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Oh holy crap. :drool5: Ummmm... Jacquelyn... do you two swing? LMAO jk!!!! That's a mighty fine man, girl. Damn... you two are a good looking couple. No wonder the babygirl is so darn precious!

Steve darling... I'm only 3 years older than you. Stop dropping hints.

Oh and another thing....


I'm calling dibs on Jacquelyn!! Get your own "moist mom." Pffft!

-Sheryl
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You don't have to worry about Steve.. he likes older MILFS.. I'm a youngin, I'm all yours ;)

No we don't swing, but maybe we could make an exception.. and don't worry about being too perverted around me, I'm a kinky bitch! :D The more perverted the betta!
 
Hey glad to see ya back Sheryl. Your posts are already making me laugh, and I need it :) Not to sound too retarded but, what does TLD mean? lol I like to be on the up and up, ya know.

-Sam
 
sammyboy24 said:
Hey glad to see ya back Sheryl. Your posts are already making me laugh, and I need it :) Not to sound too retarded but, what does TLD mean? lol I like to be on the up and up, ya know.

-Sam
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I had to ask a while back, so you aren't retarded at all! Either that, or I am too!

TLD = Wednesday = Temporary Lesbian Day!

That's why I left the soapy boobie comment!

:D
 
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