MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[James2]

Ummm...what's off the hook sex?

I can't wait to hear the answer to this...

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

I thought I was one of your favs, because I can fit my fist in my mouth.[/quote]

Well yes, that doesn't hurt.

And honestly, thank you for all of your help during my trip, Steve. Sending you tons of ghey ass --hugs-- your way, you motor boatin' sonofabitch.

You and I both know that I'm not a boob man. And you bet your sweet ass that I'm not motor-boating the booty.

Buttholes and Steve don't match.

You know, I could soooooo say something horribly perverted, but... I'll keep that one for later. HA!

Really? Is everything alright with you? That's not like you to have perverted thoughts!

Btw, I'm trying to find a box for your "birthday gift" but I'm having the damndest time due to the size. (Don't worry.. it isn't huge or anything. It's about ummm.... 7"x3"? ) I just don't want it getting smashed in the mail. I'm spending today looking around for one. Hopefully you have room on your office desk, b/c this will be perfect. HAHAAAA!

I've already cleared a spot for it.

And for all those reading.... my birthday is June 16th. Yes, there's plenty of time to shop.... but I wanted to give all those with busy schedules the time to prepare.

Oh... and send me your mailing address again. I'm such a man. I lost it.

You're such a dude.

First my testimonial.

Now this.

What's next?

 

[James2]

HA! You visual whore, James.

I'm still reeling from the beaver shot

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

OoOoOoh you just had to bring that up, eh? Now you got my thinking....OoooOh Oooooh...


<throwing out my "thinking naughty thoughts pic"> hahaaaa!

-Sheryl

 

[Steve]

Hhahahaha, omfg.

I just so screwed up your journal. I edited your last big post instead of quoted it to reply and now it's gone.

You can thank me later.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Ummm yah... thanks, Moderator Man, for fucking my diary up. For a minute there, I thought I had a clone. I was going to molest it. (And yes, I would fuck myself if I had a clone.) Well screw it. I posted and if people caught it, then cool. If they didn't... I don't give a shit.

-Sheryl

 

[Steve]

Ummm yah... thanks, Moderator Man, for fucking my diary up. For a minute there, I thought I had a clone. I was going to molest it. (And yes, I would fuck myself if I had a clone.) Well screw it. I posted and if people caught it, then cool. If they didn't... I don't give a shit.

-Sheryl

Anytime, that's why I'm here. To make life difficult for each and every one of you.

Especially you though.

And how you go from scolding me to talking about fucking a clone of yourself is well beyond me.

Bravo you and your complex mind.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Steve... my "complex mind" has a message for you....



Fuck you, journal destroyer.

 

[bikinibound]

For a minute there, I thought I had a clone. I was going to molest it. (And yes, I would fuck myself if I had a clone.)

-Sheryl

LMAO!!!!! You are too goddamn funny.

 

[James2]

For a minute there, I thought I had a clone. I was going to molest it. (And yes, I would fuck myself if I had a clone.)

Kinda like the peppermint twins of kink...

Again, thanks for making me daydream all afternoon, and ruining any productivity I'm going to have.

Also, your invite is assured. Just swing by and we'll see if anything comes up.

 

[Steve]

Steve... my "complex mind" has a message for you....



Even though you destroyed my journal, you are still the greatest being on Earth.

Awwww, thanks so much Sheryl. That's a little far-fetched but I sincerely appreciate the kind words.

 

[bikinibound]

Also, your invite is assured. Just swing by and we'll see if anything comes up.

I'm sure that if Sheryl swung by, "something" would come "up."

She doesn't even need to be there in person for that to happen, just the thought of her.....

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

LMAO!!!!! You are too goddamn funny.

I'd also do your clone. And you... wow. That would be a wicked threesome. It would be like 6 tittited demonatrix. I'll use that for whack off material later, Kimberly. Thanks.

Kinda like the peppermint twins of kink...

Again, thanks for making me daydream all afternoon, and ruining any productivity I'm going to have.

Also, your invite is assured. Just swing by and we'll see if anything comes up.

James... you have a nice beard.






Can I sit on it?

Awwww, thanks so much Sheryl. That's a little far-fetched but I sincerely appreciate the kind words.

You amaze and annoy me more and more as the days go by, you handsome little fucker you.

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

I'd also do your clone. And you... wow. That would be a wicked threesome. It would be like 6 tittited demonatrix. I'll use that for whack off material later, Kimberly. Thanks.

-Sheryl

Just imagine if you added your clone to the mix. It would be a full blown 8 big boobied orgy. Perfect for TLD, dontcha think? <---that's me fainting from all the multiple mind blowing orgasms.

 

[AmbaLove]

Wow...8 titties, 4 heads...it's like an out of control hindu goddess.

 

[James2]

Wow...8 titties, 4 heads...it's like an out of control hindu goddess.

I'd hit it

 

[Jacquelyn]

I'd also do your clone. And you... wow. That would be a wicked threesome. It would be like 6 tittited demonatrix. I'll use that for whack off material later, Kimberly. Thanks.



James... you have a nice beard.






Can I sit on it?



You amaze and annoy me more and more as the days go by, you handsome little fucker you.

-Sheryl

Sheryl is kinky.. I like it! And Steve does have some great muscles! If you think Steve is handsome Sheryl, you should see my hubby.. great muscles too!

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Just imagine if you added your clone to the mix. It would be a full blown 8 big boobied orgy. Perfect for TLD, dontcha think? <---that's me fainting from all the multiple mind blowing orgasms.

Hahaaaaa! God... your perversion is showing, Ms. Thang. Me likes.

Wow...8 titties, 4 heads...it's like an out of control hindu goddess.

Hahahaaa! You are the coolest elementary teacher I know, Amber Girl.

I'd hit it

Of course you would. That's why I like you.... and the fact that you snore. Meow.

Sheryl is kinky.. I like it!

Wow. You so walked into my diary at the wrong time. hahaa! I'm usually very innocent, but Steve, James, and Kimberly force me to be perverted. Poor me.

And Steve does have some great muscles! If you think Steve is handsome Sheryl, you should see my hubby.. great muscles too!

Steve's okay. I mean, nothing to write home to mom about or anything. I'm only kidding. Steve's once again.. a "handsome little fucker."


As for this husband of yours... ummm.... you're more than welcome to lay down some eye candy in my diary. By all means, please do. hahaa! Btw, girl... welcome to the site. I hope you enjoy yourself here!

-Sheryl

 

[Blancita]

Hhahahaha, omfg.

I just so screwed up your journal. I edited your last big post instead of quoted it to reply and now it's gone.

You can thank me later.

I was reading that post from "Sheryl" like WTF???! I laughed so hard when I got to this.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

So I have this dreaded OB/GYN annual check up tomorrow morning. BAH! You men are lucky. You don't have to deal with that damn "metal ducky." Ick! On to today's accomplishments....

Workout:

- 20 mins Turbo Jam
- 5/20/5 mins Arc Trainer (IT: Level 8)
- weight train: LEGS

Meals:
Breakfast:
- Whole wheat Thomas bagel with 1tb peanut butter and sliced extra small banana
- 1c 1% milk (550 cal)

Snack:
- omega 3 fortified 1 egg omelette with veggies (2c spinach, 2 mushrooms, and 2 tb salsa)
- sara lee wheat bread toast with 1tb sugar free jam (195 cal)

Lunch:
- 2c Campbell's Healthy Request chicken noodle soup
- grilled cheese/ turkey sandwich (slice Borden Kid's cheese, 1tb light margarine, 2 slices Oscar Meyer turkey breast) (505 cal)

Snack:
- 1/2c 1% cottage cheese with 1/2c Kashi Go Lean and sliced large pear (250 cal)

Dinner:
- 1c whole wheat pasta with mixed veggies (2 plum tomatoes, 2c spinach chopped, 1 1/2c green bell peppers, 1/2c onions) and tilapia sprinkles with 1/3c part skim mozzarella cheese (495 cal)

Tootsie Roll: (50 cal)

Total Calories: 2,050 cal (1830-2180)
Water: 12 cups
Notes: Tomorrow I need to start working on my list of goals... a detailed list of goals. haha! Also, I'll get to everyone's diaries soon enough. Sorry, I'm still trying to get into the swing of things on this end, so if I haven't dropped in, it's not that I'm ignoring you or any of that shit.

-Sheryl