MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hey There SEXY HOT SUGAR BOOTY!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!!

I wanted to tell you that I told my H that was a picture of you on the front of that card. LOL LOL He was like she's smoking, I was like WELL HELL YA!! What an awesome card, LOVE IT!!!! thanks so much sweetness!! MAY YOU HAVE A VERY WONDERFUL NEW YEAR and I hope 2008 blesses your family with love, happiness and great health.

HUGS TO YA SEXY!
Kim
 
tonight's forecast: SNOW

Happy New Year to the confused chick opting Bing over Hawai'i

You need b-slapped, for fuck sakes.

Have a safe flight back, -HHC
 
Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!

:party::party:

I hope things are being straightened out with Grandpa's grave. Man, and I thought MY gran was badass! Yours takes the gold medal!! Damn! Give your mom and gran a hug and kiss from me and tell them I'm sorry about the shit you're all having to go through.

My gran signed her Christmas card to me, "The Old Bat." My H still cracks up over it.

Did you watch the Hawaii/UGA game? What is up with Hawaiian football players all having long hair? I swear, everytime I see a football player on any team who's a native Hawaiian, they always have long hair hanging out of their helmets..lol :biggrinjester:

Isn't your dad a Michigan fan? I bet he was happy with their win over Fla today. God knows I was thrilled! :biggrinjester:

Love ya, my Aloha hoo-ha! :D Things have been way too tame around here in your absense. :toetap05:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Hey everyone,

thank you so much for dropping in. So I'll just give you a little rundown as to what's been going on the past couple of days. As most of you know, I was last in Hawaii for my grandfather's funeral. (February '06) Being as the staff never bothered to plant grass on my grandfather's burial site, my mom and dad took it upon themselves to redo the entire area. Every weekend they would go down to fertilize, reseed, etc.

Yesterday my grammy called crying hysterically. It seems the cemetary staff ruined my grandfather's plot. We rushed down to the site and I couldn't believe my eyes. All of the hard work put into making my grandfather's grave was demolished. Not only that, they threw his headstone just anywhere. Also... my grandfather was a veteran of war. His American flag was tossed in the mud. Right now, I'm heading down to the cemetary to speak to someone of the matter.



I'll be back to update.
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I would be so angry!!! I would write down your account about your grandfather's grave site situation along with the pictures and send it to the owner/operator of the cemetery. If it's a National cemetery for Vets I would send the information to the local news and the most local government elected official, like the mayor/governor/senator/congressman. It's completely unacceptable. I'm so sorry that this happened.
 
Hey Sheryl, that is just despicable about the grave! Did you have a picture of the grave before it was ruined? I would definitely send a letter from your grandmother, via certified mail, to the owner or top official who runs the grave yard stating exactly what happened and enclose a picture if you have it. Tell them that if the grave is not returned to the state in the picture by X date you "will have no choice but to exercise all of our legal options, including a lawsuit with the applicable courts for mental anguish, among other pertinent claims." Point is that you want your complaint in writing and you want it sent to the top dog at the grave site, not this Miles guy or whoever he is. Your verbal complaints will be semi worthless in the future so I would definitely memorialize this in a letter.
 
If you find said vandals, call me. I will end them. That kind of bum-fuckery is soooo un-called for

Happy New Year, Sheryl. You are missed!
 
Checking in to see how you are.....hope you are having a wonderful visit! See ya when you return...can't wait to hear about everything! :)
 
Isn't Sheryl due back soon, skinnier and tanner than ever?

We should sex this diary up a bit for her to come back to, otherwise she may get disappointed in us...

I'll write her a poem tomorrow, since she has such high praises for my poetic abilities.

The rest of you, get to work!
 
There is a muthfacka named Sheryl.
Some people say she is feral.
While in Hawaii she's been slack,
But soon she'll be back.
Then the forum will no longer be sterile. :party:

Let's have a dirty limerick competition. :D

Sean and his balls have been blue
Because Sheryl's not been there to screw.
When she gets back to New York
He'll give her a pork.
And his stones will be feeling like new.
 
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Damn girl! Where are you?? You should be back by now. I guess you and Sean are making up for lost time. :D And then you'll probably need a long sleep to recover. :reddevil:
 
Oh yah... I damn nearly crapped myself with excitement yesterday when I was at Syracuse Airport and some "thug" with his North Face puffer jacket said, "Damn ma... you got a fat ass." Right there and then, I knew I was home. Bah. Fuck me.
 
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