MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hey darlin'! Hope you had a good day at Sean's graduation. I can't wait to see pics of you rocking your little black dress. :drool5: It's TLD in 20min...:party: Oh, and if you took my advice and did the MIL's makeup goth style, please post pics of that, too. :biggrinjester:
 
HAPPY TLD HOT MRS. MCSTEAMY!!!:sifone:

Hope you had a good week thus far!! Can't wait to see said pictures of you sporting a sexy black dress. :drool5:

HAVE A SEXY, HOT, STEAMY Afternoon!
HUGS and SMOOCHES!
Sugar Butt!
 
Sheryl's ok. Sean graduated from the police academy yesterday, so she was really busy with that. Just thought I'd let y'all know why she hasn't been around. His family's been in town for it.
 
Yeah, well, she better come back soon. We get sad with no Sheryl stories.

What are we going to do while shes in Hawaii???????
 
Have a nice weekend Sheryl. Thanks for that sweet post. It almost made me cry. I'll check to see if you have posted any accomplishments on Monday!
 
James said:
I am currently Achin for some Bacon... where the hell are you?
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Achin for some bacon? Motherfucker, is that some kind of fat joke? I should break your hairy ass in two.

;) Then glue it back together with my bare, happy go feely hands. Muahahahaaaa!

James said:
When I compete, I often rock a short mohawk (chuck liddell stole the look from me). What are you saying about people with mohawks?
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I don't have a damn thing against people who rock mohawks. However, when your "mohawk" looks like a limp dick and it's flopping back and forth across your forehead, then I have every right to point at you and laugh hard.

Also... both you and Liddell stole the hawk from me! Sometimes, when I'm feeling pretty artistic or rebellious, I shave myself a little mohawk downstairs. I call it the "twat hawk." And no, I don't use Knoxx gelatin for that extra spikey look. That's just weird.

MidGaGuy said:
Hope my favorite hottie from hawaii is having a great week!
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Fuck yah! I'm someone's "Favorite Hottie From Hawaii" here at the forum. That's better than being called the WLF Head Hooker Bitch. WOOHOO! Hey handsome boy...

rimay2k said:
Whats up girl? Where the hell are ya?
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I love it when women get all pushy, mami. Mrawllllllll.....

sammyboy24 said:
Your BF stories are hilarious! I have been in the past but kinda quit going. I had to work this year on BF, so that was my excuse to my friends not to go. We usually get into trouble anyways......

-Sam:)
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Hey there Sam,
thanks for dropping in. As for Fucko Fridays... oh Lord, the next time I go, I'm going to take my own folding chair and place it in the middle of the mall just so I can watch people act like total morons.

niapage said:
Ty for your support here lately,it really means alot.Hope you have
a gr8 day Tammy
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Hey girl, anytime and you know that. :D From one former goth girl to another... haha!

bikinibound said:
Oh, and if you took my advice and did the MIL's makeup goth style, please post pics of that, too.
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At first, I thought it would have been funny, but then I thought, "Hmmm.... She'll be seen in public and that won't be good." haha! Also, I guess I looked a bit "dark/ sensual," because I had a few men come up to me and say that. Weird, I know. I had my black BCBG long sleeved pencil skirted dress on with a pair of black BCBG 5" stiletto heels... and my long black hair... and my nails were done up in a dark blood red color. I had no intention of looking like the brown version of Morticia or anything. Oh well.. haha!

 
AmbaLove said:
What are we going to do while shes in Hawaii???????
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Simple. You guys can leave me dirty text messages on my phone via hahahaaa! I'll be more than happy to send you a happy bit of perversion via cellphone if you really need it.

AmyRB said:
I'll have to start looking at porn sites to get the same satisfaction I get from this diary. You all be some pervy bitches!
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Hmmm... depends on what type of porn we're talking about here. If you had to sum it up with this diary it would involve midgets, zucchinis, and man titties.

Steve said:
Hi, I'm Steve.

Welcome to the community. :)
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WTF! You are 6 months too late, homeboy. Sheesh, I didn't even get one of these when I first joined. I want my money back!!

Blancita said:
Where's our little mini MGB? When is she traveling to HI? Oh I'm envious!
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Hell, I'd take you along if I could, girl. I'll be leaving Syracuse Airport Tuesday, December 11th and won't be back until Wed, January 9th. Mark your calendars, people. ha! jk
AmbaLove said:
Posting in everyone else's diary but not updating us on your own life???
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What can I say... I think your diaries are a bit more important than mine at the moment. Besides, I need to catch up with my girls and my men. :D

bikinibound said:
:toetap05: We're still waiting for pics of the graduation--and to know how it all went. Your public demands it. Don't let your fans down. :D :toetap05:
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I took a bunch of pictures of Sean and the family. I know I'm going to get a scolding, but ummm.... I was running around so much that I didn't have time to take a few pix of myself. I told Sean we'd have to take pix after the graduation at home. Ummm yah.... the dress came off once I closed the door behind me. I damn nearly took Sean's head off as I attacked him. He was looking mighty fine in that uniform. Hot Diggity Damn!! Have no frett, Kim... I gave him a graduation boning. LMAO!!!! As for the outfit, I believe I might wear that for Christmas mass in Hawaii. We'll see..... :D

-Sheryl
 
AmbaLove said:
Is Sean going to Hawaii with you or should we send batteries in our christmas cards?
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Oh man, I freaking cracked up hard right now reading that!!! Sean's going to stay back, because he can't get off of work. He doesn't want me spending the holidays alone. Hence his reason for wanting to get my ass back to Hawaii. Good man... :D Don't worry. I'll go to a few shows and sits on the speakers.

-Sheryl
 
Girl, I know how much you usually a get and a "few shows" a month just ain't gonna cut it for you. AA's, C's or D's?
 
Just read your rep...car batteries may be difficult to ship, what with post office laws...will an o'reilley's gift card suffice?
 
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