MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

MsGhettoBooty said:
"Dude, I'm trying to workout. Please, don't fuck with me right now." He laughs and pats my hand, "I'm sorry..." ......."Honestly, I would've never thought you were gay. Reason being, gay men have style. No gay man would be caught dead rocking a Britney Spears colored jump suit, you dumbass." He fell off the arc trainer from laughing so damn hard. As a result, I've been invited to a fraternity party for being "a wicked funny chick."
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Sheryl, you are just the woman I want for a BFF. In real life I say a lot of controversial shit that isn't particularly bunny-sweet, and it would be nice to hang out with you! It would be a lot of good times and you could bring out some of my inner-lesbian :rotflmao: I definitely think you should show up to the party!!
 
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Ummmm from the intoxicated male perspective, (2 beers, 1/2 caraffe of dago red and 2 or 6 healthy pours of very good cognac...hic!)

Those are some seriously yummy thighs, which you should be rightly proud of!!!

I'm pretty sure I'll be embarrassed to read this in the morning, but you are beautiful!

David

Who's had farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr toooo much to drink and will have to get a hold of himself soon! DC
 
DCarr10760 said:
Ummmm from the intoxicated male perspective, (2 beers, 1/2 caraffe of dago red and 2 or 6 healthy pours of very good cognac...hic!)
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DAVEY! You are making me jealous! *said the dry bunny* So far no alchy has been ok, but today I really wanted a glass of wine or a beer or both :( Still, if had one I'd have another....:rolleyes:

Thank you :), a woman's thighs are a sensitive issue. I like the way mine look from the front but not so much from the back. Although, near my goal weight I was satisfied. I don't know many women who are "satisfied" with the backs of their thighs. We should start a "I love my thighs dammit" club.
 
Now, I didn't mean to drink so much....

My best friend (who's also named David) and I went to the Elk's club, right on Long Island Sound. So we watched the sun set on the deck of the club. It was nice. I've known him since the first day of high school. We were in all the shows together and have been friends for 30 years.

We had a caraffe of wine and ate some really bad chicken cacciatorri (damned if I can spell that even sober!) and some great tira misu and after went to the bar for some cognac...

It was fun! He has three kids, like me and there are lots of parrallels in our lives. It was nice to spend some time with him.

It was nice to see pics of your thighs too! :) I'm sure they look lovely from any angle! Women stress tooooooo much about stuff. You are fit and healthy and you look great! Really! But of course you have to be happy with you. But really, you are beautiful!

David
 
Sheeeeeeryyyyyyyyl!
I'm so sorry that I couldn't make it to Vertex when you were there :[ I was still feeling like major ass. Next time, as long as the bf or I aren't working, I PROMISE I'll be there, no matter what the hell is going on. :]
Anyway, I'm back and trying to catch up with all the going-ons. I saw your pics from Vertex and you look slammiiiiiin girl! Congrats on getting down to 166!!!! That's amazing!
Hope all is well with you, sean and the new addition to the fam.
love to you!
xoxoxo
 
Curvie Girlie said:
*sigh* thanks David.

Just now, a male acquaintance emailed me a picture of his dick.
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OMFG!! What did he say in his email?? Yeah, men just aren't nearly as self-conscious of their bodies as women are. Maybe it's b/c we women know the shit men say to each other about our bodies when we're not around. :rolleyes: Paranoia. :rolleyes:

Speaking of paranoia--So THAT'S why Dave thinks I'm beautiful--he's DRUNK!!! LMAO.:rotflmao: Got those beer goggles on.

Sheryl, where the hell are you? I don't like this late night gym thing--I miss our nightly IM session, dammit.
 
You people are nuts, including David, Val, definitely BB and now apparently Tammy. Ha ha. The convos get crazy in here even when Ms. Bootie's not around. Where is that woman?
 
Oh yeah Val, was it nice in the pic at least? Dont let the scale of the pic fool ya, meaning if he took a close up it could look a lot bigger than in reality. Ha ha. Who IS this guy anyway..and why isn't he sending me dick pics. :rofl:
 
Hey everyone,

thanks for dropping in while I've been MIA. However, I need to take a few days off from the forum due to some issues on this end. There's no need to worry about me "falling off the wagon." If anything, I've been using the gym to work out my frustrations which believe me, is a really good thing. Things betw/ me and Sean are good as shit... so no, it's not marital issues. haha Alright, I'll talk to everyone soon.. you can bet on that. I'll be back to my normal crackhead-self soon. Love you guys...

-Sheryl
 
DCarr10760 said:
Lol,

Proud of the lil fella is he!

DC
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He's bored. Apparently he was sending pics of it to a bunch of girls, including our mutual friend.

bikinibound said:
OMFG!! What did he say in his email??

So THAT'S why Dave thinks I'm beautiful--he's DRUNK!!!

Sheryl, where the hell are you? I don't like this late night gym thing--I miss our nightly IM session, dammit.
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He didn't "SAY" anything! :rolleyes:

You ARE beautiful!! :D

OK I can understand missing Sheryl, but our IM session wasn't good enough? I guess I can't give it to you like Sheryl can give it to you! :cry: ;)
 
Blancita said:
Oh yeah Val, was it nice in the pic at least? Dont let the scale of the pic fool ya, meaning if he took a close up it could look a lot bigger than in reality. Ha ha. Who IS this guy anyway..and why isn't he sending me dick pics. :rofl:
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It was HUGE. No question about it. Yuck but I didn't want to know....


Sheryl: I hope all gets sorted out! Have a good break from this wacky place! :D
 
BIG HUGS AND LEZZY KISSES my Sugar Booty!! :) I hope everything smooths over really soon. Take Care and get it done!! Lub YA SISTER!
Kim
 
:hug2: With what ever it is I hope it'll work out and things will go how you want them! :)

I'll Miss Ya! :cool:

*Please Do Not Miss TLD* though bc I look so forward to that! HA! j/k
:rotflmao:

~*Have A Goal Reachin' Friday/Weekend!*~
 
:doh:Awwwww I hope things look up for ya,and thank god
it is male woes (ummm clears throat like here):rotflmao: Have
a nice weekend and continue butt kicking at the gym,Tammy
 
Curvie Girlie said:
He's bored. Apparently he was sending pics of it to a bunch of girls, including our mutual friend.

Classy guy!:rolleyes:

He didn't "SAY" anything! :rolleyes:

You ARE beautiful!! :D Thanks Sugar Thighs!

OK I can understand missing Sheryl, but our IM session wasn't good enough? I guess I can't give it to you like Sheryl can give it to you! :cry: ;)
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I posted that BEFORE our IM chat--so settle down Beavis! But Sheryl, you make me LMAO!! I hope everything improves quickly--whatever it is. If you need to talk, you know you can call or IM me. :hug2::hug2:
 
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