MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Hey everyone,

thanks for dropping in while I've been MIA. However, I need to take a few days off from the forum due to some issues on this end. There's no need to worry about me "falling off the wagon." If anything, I've been using the gym to work out my frustrations which believe me, is a really good thing. Things betw/ me and Sean are good as shit... so no, it's not marital issues. haha Alright, I'll talk to everyone soon.. you can bet on that. I'll be back to my normal crackhead-self soon. Love you guys...

-Sheryl

Hope things get back on track for you very soon:hug2:
 
Where are ya, you sexy hot thang! I can't wait for us to meet, I'm down to go site seeing with y'all and I'll make lazy H take care of la nena while we have fun. Ha ha.
 
Glad to see you're back in town. Hope you have a wonderful, titty-hardening, pussy-wetting week!! LMAO :rotflmao:

Titty hardening? Unless I got a fucked up titty job, nope.. no hardening of the titties. However, nipple-hardening? Achieved. It was facking cold the other day.

Pussy-Wetting? Hmm... ummm.... errr..... let's just say I had to wash my bed clothes yesterday. HA! Also, slamming around in the shower makes things so much easier. LMAO!!

Hey there sexy lady, you're in everyone else's diary but your own?? Looking forward to hearing what's up!! Aloha!

Yah... I need to show all of you love before I go writing in my own. I'm nice like that. hahaa

I almost pissed myself just readin' this!

Honestly... it was like a crimson Gremlin in full flight. I swear, if I hadn't taken a crap before going to the gym, I probably would have laid one out right there and then. I'm surprised I didn't crap out my heart.

Where are ya, you sexy hot thang! I can't wait for us to meet, I'm down to go site seeing with y'all and I'll make lazy H take care of la nena while we have fun. Ha ha.

Wicked! I'm trying to figure out what day I can head there, because Sean's schedule is all weird and shit. Also, we're trying to decide whether driving early in the morning and getting there around lunch is a bad idea since we'll probably get stuck in there until 9pm... Hell, the traffic is just horrible there. Ick. Looks like it'll be on a Tuesday/ Wednesday.

Oh... as for "pussy tightening"....
girl, want to know my nickname Sean
gave me when we first started facking?
The "Milk Maid." Umm yah... squeezie.. squeezie.....
the weenie... weenie...

-Sheryl
 
LMAO!!!:jump: Milk Maid. LOL LOL OH my gosh, I'm going to pee my pants! I hope you have a very good day today my Sugar Booty! And I think the one in WLF that should be writing is you, your fricken hysterical my friend, have you thought about writing comedy??? Really, I think your missing your calling. LOL LOL Oh and I will agree that HOT SHOWER LOVIN is the BEST KIND, take it from someone who makes that location one of my favorite stops on the weekends, OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy your day little sugar booty!
Sugar Butt
 
:mad: Hmmmm my neck of the woods is tom pain in the TWAT bloating,wanna rip someones head off DAY!!:rotflmao:
I totally love beavis and butthead(tp for the bunghole)lol I just
watched the movie when they aired it recntly.Hope you have a
wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnderful day Tammy
 


Titty hardening? Unless I got a fucked up titty job, nope.. no hardening of the titties. However, nipple-hardening? Achieved. It was facking cold the other day. yah, I meant nipples--miss pedantic. ;)

Pussy-Wetting? Hmm... ummm.... errr..... let's just say I had to wash my bed clothes yesterday. HA! Also, slamming around in the shower makes things so much easier. LMAO!!

You probably have to change your sheets every damn day--you lusty nympho!!

Oh... as for "pussy tightening"....
girl, want to know my nickname Sean
gave me when we first started facking?
The "Milk Maid." Umm yah... squeezie.. squeezie.....
the weenie... weenie...

-Sheryl

That is udderly hilarious.:rolleyes: I'm gonna start calling ya Milking Mama Snatch.

Love ya,:beating:
~Sugar Tits :pumpkin::pumpkin:
 
I totally love beavis and butthead(tp for the bunghole)lol I just
watched the movie when they aired it recntly.

EVERYTIME I but toilet paper, I start to murmur...."I am Cornholio!"

Ever notice that when you find a great deal on T.P., like a huge pack, and you stick it in your shopping cart, people STARE at you? Like, they're thinking, "wow that girl needs all that toilet paper?" YES people, I am going to wipe my ass with most of this paper, among other things I'm wiping! Sheesh! No seriously, I almost get embarrassed...makes me want to pull my T shirt over my head and scream "Are you threatening me?? BUNNNNNNG HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLE!!!"
 
Val......*Snorts!* :rotflmao:

I'm the same way.. It is embarrassing...

The other thing I HATE which happens to me every freakin' time is people makin' comments about my 2 full buggys.. :rolleyes:

They look at me like I'm hording.. :rolleyes:

They always make some stupid ass comment like, "Do ya have a house full of kids?"

"Are you hungry?"

"WOW...Yer gettin' all yer shopping done."

I'm no longer nice bc it just gets on my freakin' nerves!

Now, I just roll my eyes at them and say,

"Ummmm..It's really none of your business, but since you poked yer nose in mine I tell ya..

I do not like grocery shopping so I buy for 2-3 weeks each time I visit."

I then just walk away.

One lady had the nerve to call me a bitch under her breath so I quickly turned back around and said, "What was that? Maybe if you wasn't so nosey I wouldn't have had to put you in yer place. BTW, I dig all the frozen/processed crap in your buggy. See, that's the other reason my buggy's are so full..They are full of fruits, veggies, and real food which takes up more room than paper boxes full of crap."

:rotflmao:

OMG...Sorry Sheryl for takin' up diary space w/my rant!!

Val just brought that out w/her comment..TeeHee... :p
 
BUGGY!!! LOL!! You are too cute, I think I must have a fetish for southern ways of talking, I need to date a hot southern boy and play naughty cowboy and Indian with him, hehehehehe (oh yes did I mention I am NA? Pueblo of Acoma is my tiny little tribe in New Mexico--"Sky City" baby, on the top of a plateau).

WOW I can't believe people say shit like that where you're from! People in my town hardly make eye contact when shopping, except when the cashiers start talking about health and nutrition, everyone eavesdrops and comments but it's usually friendly banter. I don't blame you for being annoyed, and good for you for pointing out that you had to fill two BUGGIES *hee hee heee heee* with good whole foods instead of crap!
 
:jump: Huh us southerns ROCK Stacy :rotflmao: I was going to post in the funny thread the hillbilly love pem that was sent to me :rotflmao:!

Howdy MGB I hope your day is going gr8!!I am still amazed on how
that ticker of yours is zooming way down!!!!Gives me hope lol,you
rock...Tammy:)
 
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