MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Steve said:
Oh NO you didn't.....

LOL.

That's the first time I've been told I have bitch tits. I knew you were unique Sheryl. :D
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Well, I didn't mean that in a bad way, because I have to say... you really do have a nice rack. It's perky... where one can rest their head on, stroke it, pet it.. bite it. You know... the good things in life. HA!

-Sheryl

PS I'll have to agree with Kimberly about the females and gay neighbors. Hell, I'm thinking even the gay female neighbors would go crazy.
 
When is Steve planning on coming over there to greet your guests in just the arm bands? I would like to attend also if I may. That could be worth a 5 hour drive. LOL.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Well, I didn't mean that in a bad way, because I have to say... you really do have a nice rack. It's perky... where one can rest their head on, stroke it, pet it.. bite it. You know... the good things in life. HA!
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Don't worry, I'd never be offended.
 
Ummm Kimberly... I added you on my yahoo messenger.... I changed my name to OmegaBootyTron just in case you were wondering who the hell just sent you an add request. LMAO!!

-Sheryl
 
I'm OmegaMaleBoobyTron on yahoo if you want to add me.

But I'm rarely on.

In reality, I'm stroutman81.
 
Steve said:
I'm OmegaMaleBoobyTron on yahoo if you want to add me.

But I'm rarely on.

In reality, I'm stroutman81.
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Hahaaaaaa! That crap just made me bust out laughing! Don't frett... I'm on here and there to check "business messages" as well. And you've been added... ;)
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Here's an idea.... take a watercolor marker and right "Harley" going along mid waist over your hips.... greet him naked and ask him, "Up for a Ride?" Ten bucks he'll put those badboys on.. LMAO!!!

-Sheryl
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Hahahaha! I think I'm gonna try that tonight. Should I make growling noises like an engine?:rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
Where the hell do you live? In a retirement home???:rofl::rofl:
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Hahaha, I was waiting for the comment.

No, I do have younger neighbors. I don't think they like me though. I never go out of my way to talk to them, nor do they to me.

It's not a matter of me being a snob. It's simply a matter that I'm extremely busy. I'm usually either running into or out of the house.

But a vast majority of my neighbors are old. I can't imagine what they think of me in my yellow car. They just stare. The guy right next door to me I've fallen in love with (no, not gay). He's 94 yrs old and he's just the coolest guy I've ever known. You've got to respect someone who still gets around at that age and has all his wits about him.

The only problem is, whenever I stop in to talk to him, he persuades me to do a shot of whiskey with him. I really wouldn't mind, but to chase it down, he offers me a warm can of beer.

Enough story tellin! :p
 
AmyRB said:
Hahahaha! I think I'm gonna try that tonight. Should I make growling noises like an engine?:rotflmao:
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Hmmm... well... you could, but I personally think you should make an engine noise... then completely stall.. then look back over shoulder and say, "Oh no.. looks like you've forgotten how to ride... what a shame." Reverse psychology... works every time!!! LMAO Just fyi... when you say that make sure to bare down and don't have your head near the headboard or it's lights out for you, little lady! LMAO!!

Steve said:
From what I know, there are no gay neighbors. And I don't think there is a female neighbor under the age of 80, LOL.
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Hell... I wasn't thinking retirement home. I was thinking... "well the older ladies need loving too and who says you're too old for eye candy."

Steve said:
The guy right next door to me I've fallen in love with (no, not gay). He's 94 yrs old and he's just the coolest guy I've ever known. You've got to respect someone who still gets around at that age and has all his wits about him.

The only problem is, whenever I stop in to talk to him, he persuades me to do a shot of whiskey with him. I really wouldn't mind, but to chase it down, he offers me a warm can of beer.

Enough story tellin! :p
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Awwww... that's too cute. I used to drop in to see an older man near my neighborhood, but he kept trying to give me candy and kept telling me to wear my hair in pigtails while calling him "daddy." HA! JK! But really... that older gentleman sounds adorable.


-Sheryl
 
Steve said:
Guess I'm not welcome in these parts today. :(

But Sheryl says I have boobies. Does that count?

:p
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TLD doesn't mean men aren't welcome. It's just that it's the one day of the week when we hetero women can get our lezbo freak on....lmbo:rotflmao:

Stick around--you said you like to watch...:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
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